Other Stuff

	Harmless Herb full-screen Zip=343K	Download him while you still can. The zip file expands to create a 718 Kilobyte file herb-002.exe which works just fine on any Windows 95 PC. Double-click on it in Explorer or create an icon. It runs under DOS too, even from a floppy disk. If you want, save the animated GIF version opposite by right-clicking on it as usual. It's 39K in size.
	Personal Preferences	If you want to know where I live, what I do for a living, my taste in music and other boring stuff, you'll find it here. Click here for some serious technical stuff about photography and whatever else takes my fancy.
Come here for three more genuine error messages like this.	Erroneous Zone
	Tony's Dream 36 seconds 11025Hz 8bit stereo 763K	Tony does Abba. Actually a radio ad for Channel 5's series about said Swedes. The picture on the left is really Alfred E Neuman from Mad Magazine. Looks a bit like Tony, pictures of whom I don't possess.
Censored	Man 577 x 576 55K	A picture (not taken by me) of a man with a giant cock. Radiation seems to have played a part in this...
	Screensaver 1312K	CineMac - image at touch limited 0171 739 7661 MADE WITH macromedia. Presumably a freebie by these people to attract business. Highly recommended download. How we laughed! Sound card not essential but advised. This is a zip file from which you must extract the 2 files rizla.exe and rizla.scr to the windows folder. Then just select it as the current screensaver in the usual way. The exe file runs as a standalone program, too.
	adolescent miscreant 800 x 600 148K	This little plonker was on an unlicensed, uninsured motorbike with no registration. He threatened my wife and I with violence because I took his photo on the footpath near Auchendinny.