Adopted Plot Bunnies

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Submitted by Perpetua 8 October 1999 

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Obi-Wan has a little misadventure, causing him to change sex. But Qui-Gon doesn't mind. They get married, have kids and live happily ever after. Nuff said.

Rating: NC17 (Obi-Wan must be over 18)

Code: TPMS#8

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Submitted by Cee 29 September 1999  by Z.P Florian - A Gilded Cage

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

If the bunny needs a name, I guess you could call it "Living Dolls"....

The other day, when I was taking my 12" Jedis out of their boxes, I couldn't help but notice the ingenious (though frustrating) way they were fastened in there. One wire across the throat, one across each arm, and one across the ankles, making darn sure the Master and his Padawan weren't going *anywhere* until the buyer got them home. Well, what if the real Qui-Gon or Obi-Wan, either one or the other or both, actually found himself/themselves imprisoned in this way? Who did it to him/them? How would he/they get out?

Other than the above situation, no restrictions--can be any type of story, any rating.

I'm rather fond of this little bunny, thin and scraggly though it may be; however, I don't have the time to care for it properly. I'm hoping someone out there will give it a home....

Rating: PG to NC17 (although if it's to feature any sex, Obi-Wan must be over 18)

Code: TPMS#7

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Submitted by Kate 20 September 1999 

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

CLONEWARS!Bunny:   It's a few years after TPM.  The Clone Wars are in full swing, with Dark Jedi Clones running around everywhere creating havoc and eating all the Godiva Raspberry Mocha Truffles they can get their slimy hands on.  (Bastards!)

Anyhooo, our fearless General Kenobi is trying his best to keep them on the short end of his lightsaber until he comes across a terrifying sight -- CLONE!Qui-Gon! (his lovely mouth just full of Dark!Chocolate ... oh the
humanity!)  Ack!  Yack!  Noooooo!  Does our valiant hero slice him and dice him down or does he hesitate?  What happens?  Just how much angst would the very sight of this create in our poor Boy? Anyone?

Okay, enough rambling for the day ... have at it and if anyone takes this up, please ship it to me.  Oh, and I also will take any extra chocco-goodies you have laying around for, uh, safekeeping purposes.

Rating: Not specified.

Code: TPMS#6

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Submitted by Krychick 21 August 1999 

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

AU (for the JA novels, at least). Told from the point of view of Obi-Wan's parents. Obi-Wan is sent to the Academy at a very young age. He isn't allowed to visit home until a certain age. When he reaches that age (must be younger than 13, so he isn't a Padawan yet), someone has to go with him, so he asks Qui-Gon to come. He then visits periodically, always with Qui-Gon.  End the fic whenever you want, but it ought to go at least until Obi visits after he and Qui have become lovers. The idea is to get Obi's parents views on his and Qui's growing and changing relationship.

I would prefer the bunny be followed closely, but mutations are welcome as well.

Rating: Not specified, but remember if it's to be NC17 Obi-Wan must be over 18.

Code: TPMS#2

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Submitted by Orion 27 April 2000 

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

I've been reading the Jedi Apprentice books and I'm utterly fascinated by the character of Xanatos. I'm not sure whether or not I'm in the minority here but I think Qui-Gon is a massive jerk and I feel bad for both of his Padawans. Anyway, this plot bunny keeps jumping me when I'm not expecting it so I'm passing it off on whoever is stupid... I mean *generous* enough to take it on. I want to see TragicHero!Xanatos fall from grace but be redeemed by Obi-Wan or Apologetic!Qui-Gon. Qui-Gon and Xanatos must have been lovers when Xanatos was a Padawan and this should be part of the reason Xanatos turns without Qui-Gon being horribly abusive, and no S/M. I'm picturing something like what Qui-Gon does to Obi-Wan during TPM. Anyway, I'd prefer it be Obi-Wan who redeems Xanatos and there should be some sex.

This story should be heavy and the angst and h/c but nothing underage 'kay?

I would like the plot bunny to be followed but any variation on this would be great.

Rating: NC17

Code: TPMS#19

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Submitted by The Wily Atheist 25 January 2000

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

I must admit, there are times when even PWPs have too much plot for me. But I know I cannot be the only one who skims some stories looking for key words that tell you *you are now reading smut*. Some of you out there must share my frustration when you are led on by phrases like "He cocked his head to one side" or "The barrier that had been erected between them." Whole stories can go by like this! But wait...this gives me an idea! How about a story using as many "dirty" words as possible without any actual smut? ("With a thrust of his lightsaber...") The more frequent the teasing phrases, the better. universe: Star Wars category: Slash

Rating: Not specified

Code: TPMS#18

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Submitted by Liz 20 January 2000

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Okay, I just devoured the first two books of the Jedi Apprentice series, and I'm dying for some Xanatos fic! Gen, slash, AU, anything! I think he's a fantastic character. Maybe one of these days I'll get around to writing a fic, but I just never seem to get around to it...oh well.

Rating: PG to NC17

Code: TPMS#17

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Submitted by Jeniece 9 January 2000

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

A Q/O First-Time story, very dark and gory --with plenty-o-angst--Big Time-ObiTorture. In my mind I see Obi-Wan at about 17 or 18. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sent to an outer planet system to oversee peace talks and a reconciliation between Planet A ("A") and Planet B ("B").  A and B have been at war for many years and were expelled/suspended from the Republic because of atrocious war crimes on both sides.  They both have independently appealed to the Senate to oversee the talks in hopes of finally ending this costly war. Both sides are essentially wasted, so the council decides to send Q and O to assist with the talks. Qui-Gon acts in the capacity of diplomat and Obi-Wan is sent to each planet in turn to assist with humanitarian aid - both sides are basically decimated.  While on B, Obi learns that A has engineered and deployed a genocide virus which has sterilized the inhabitants of B and will probably eventually cause the death of 80% of B folk who've been infected. There are only a few thousand B children who haven't been infected and these children have been sequestered in a bio protected community which offers a biotech shield to the virus. Neither side will admit the true nature of the virus to the Senate delegation--A reasons that  admission of such a war crime will totally bar them from readmission to the Republic. B reasons that the Republic will not knowingly want the burden on their resources for the care and treatment of such a large population of terminally infected, but hope that once readmitted to the Republic they will have consequential access to the needed resources for treatment and a possible cure. Anyway, TPTB of planet A have made a secret pact with the Sith/DarkSide(?) to finalize their Final Solution plot by sending assassins to B to finish off what's left of the uninfected children while B's attention is focused on the talks on a nearby station/moon. Obi-Wan is sent to the community to help with humanitarian issues when he learns of the Sith assassination plan. He is basically alone with this knowledge because communications with his Master/Council/Senate have been effectively blacked-out. When the assassins attack Obi must resort to extreme measures, involving guerrilla warfare, hand to hand combat and other hard-core methods of outright killing, killing and killing to protect the lives of the innocent children who have fallen into his care. Somehow Obi is able to overcome and when his Master reaches him --Obi has held back the evil horde and is  "wild eyed and blood soaked."  Obi's  three day (?) ordeal has left him very dark and very distant.  Qui-Gon must use the power of his love and devotion to the boy (insert *hawt* slashy moments) to bring Obi back from the brink of the Dark Side.

That's it! Any takers?

Rating: NC17

Code: TPMS#16

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Submitted by Dixiebell 16 September 1999

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

What if someone cloned Obi-Wan, but his clone ended up being a girl.  And what if Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were trying to start a soul bond and it pulled Obi-Wan's clone in with them. Don't we just love threesomes?

Rating: NC17 (Obi-Wan must be over 18)

Code: TPMS#5

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Submitted by Chat Noir 20 August 1999

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Ok, I have a plot bunny I'm dying to lose.  The little furry bastard has caused me great distress and although I can't imagine anyone foolish enough to offer it a home, I've gotta try something.  Here goes.

The idea is a humour / parody piece that sets TPM characters in the musical Fiddler on the Roof.  Working title: Padawan on the Roof.  OK, it concerns Obi-Wan's search to find a master, kind of like he was whining for at the beginning of the first apprentice book.  Yoda is the matchmaker and Qui-Gon, of course is his true love/match.

I haven't viewed the movie forever, and the highschool play I was in was WAY too long ago, so this hinders things.  I do think there is a juicy role for a dead Jedi playing the crazy aunt or perhaps a Sith lord.

Anywho, what's been driving me nuts is this song:

(Sung to the tune of Matchmaker, Matchmaker- loosely)
Sung by Obi-Wan:

Mastermaker, mastermaker make me a match
Find me a guide
Fill me with pride
Pick me a teacher cause I'm longing to be
A Padawan fore I'm thirteen
For Yoda,
Make him a scholar
For Windu make him stoic of course
For me well I wouldn't hollar
If he was good looking and hung like a horse
Mastermaker, mastermaker, make me a match
Find me a guy
Quick as a flash
Apprentice me quickly cause I'm longing to be
The subject of M_A slash

Course, you'll have to find a way around the age thing.  It's beyond me.  Feel free to hunt that f*****g bunny and kill it.   Please.

Rating: Not specified (but remember that there is to be no sex unless Obi-Wan has reached the age of 18)

Code: TPMS#1

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Crossovers

Submitted by Dee the Mad Witch of the Midwest 26 August 1999 

Universe: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace/Highlander Crossover

Obi-Wan finds out that the reason Qui-Gon Jinn didn't disappear after he had been stabbed by Darth Maul is that Master Jinn is an Immortal.

He can be either a new Immortal or an old one. Just have fun with this.

Rating: PG to NC17

Code: COS#2

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Het Bunnies

Submitted by Doc 7 January 2000

Universe: Space: Above and Beyond

My first choice is that Vansen & McQueen get together through a series of adventures regarding AeroTech covering up some type of conspiracy with the Chigs.

My second choice is Vansen & Hawkes, or better yet Hawkes trying to move in on Vansen & McQueen.

Of course this would be set right after "Tell Our Moms...", and everyone survived.  Maybe Vansen & 'Phousse get captured by the AI's along with Paul.  McQueen would still be on the Sara but would be given a promotion & Vansen would be over the 'Cards.

Vansen while captured by the AI's is given some type of "upgrade" which makes her stronger & faster/or as fast as the IVs (Sort of like the bionic woman).  And without her knowing any of this the AI's decide to implant some homing device or recorder, so they can find out important info, & to make her life miserable when and if she does find out that she has been "made over".

Rating: PG to NC17

Code: SAAB#2

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