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Author's NotesWell... Blame Aberdeen for this. There we all were on Friday night, talking away about Curtis and Keel, as you do, and the subject of waterbeds came up. I'm claiming no responsibility whatsoever for the way the conversation went. So Munchie and I stayed up until 4am discussing the possibilities, which were expanded upon by several contributors the next day. Come Saturday night, after a lot of alcohol and lots of chatter, Kelsey and I sat down and wrote this :) Thanks to everyone who contributed suggestions and to Munchie for coming up with the title. Self-beta'd.

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