Disclaimer
All characters relating to the New Professionals belong
to Brian Clemens and David Wickes Productions. I make no
claim to own them, I am merely borrowing them for my own
shadowy purposes. No copyright infringement is intended
and no profit is being made from the content of this site.
Authors' Notes:
This came about for some reason inexplicable other than
one night in London not so long ago, one of us had too many
Bacardi Breezers, one of us had too many Smirnoff Ices and
one of us was over ten thousand miles from home.
Chya denies all knowledge of this fic other than she was
holding the dictionary at the time.
Jill denies all knowledge of this fic since some slash
appeared in it when she wasn't looking.
Claire denies nothing, because she knows the truth is out
there and will let the evidence speak for itself.
Thanks must go to the M1 for giving its service stations
interesting names.

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