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Author's NotesThis was written in something like <thinks> January… Whatever. It was a long time ago and is the oldest in my ever increasingly pile of stories that I never seem to get around to posting. Why this and why now? Well… <whispers> Chya’s been having a go at me about not posting and… ah… um… I dare not comply. You see, <hurriedly> not that I’m really implying anything here, *but* I kinda have a very strong streak of self-preservation running through me… <g> Hope you enjoy it.

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