Left to right - Benjamin Horrendous, Dennis Martian, Maz, Bill Ding, Mal Function.

Dennis Martian – vocals
Maz – guitar
Benjamin Horrendous – bass
Bill Ding – drums

This is the line - up you can hear on the 3 mp3s. Other musicians who have been in the Hot Zobs are 
Vital Will - Sax, Harry Harris - guitar and  Mal Function - guitar.

My heart's been broken again
Cos my girl has let me down
I thought she was my freind
Now I've found she's let me down

She went away on a holiday
Won't be back till the end of May
She's gone off to see the world
My o my I miss that girl
Just because I love her so 
I stayed home to save some dough
I was blind I couldn't see
I loved her but she didn't love me

I got a letter yesterday
She said she'd met a boy called Dave
And that they were living together
Now I know I'll never forgive her
 
 
 
 

When I was a boy, the girls all called me names. 
Now that I am grown, everything is still the same. 
Baby we were so in love, 
We couldn’t get enough; 
Then you walked off in a huff; 
Why is it always so tough? 

I’m gonna find myself another woman; 
One that wants to love me every night. 
I’m gonna find myself another woman, 
One that doesn’t want to start a fight. 

We were so in love, you were everything to me. 
Now that we’re apart, my life is misery 
 Tell me baby, now where are you? 
I miss the things we used to do 
 Now I never,never see you. 
What am I gonna do? 

I’m gonna find myself another woman; 
One that wants to love me every night. 
 I’m gonna find myself another woman, 
One that doesn’t want to start a fight. 

My brother gets on my nerves
My brother gets on my nerves
My brother gets on my nerves
I'm gonna beat him up someday hey hey hey

He always gets his way
When he wants to watch 'Match of the day'
He makes me see red
One day soon I'm gonna punch his head

My brother gets on my nerves
My brother gets on my nerves
My brother gets on my nerves
I'm gonna beat him up someday hey hey hey

I'm gonna beat my brother up someday
He's always getting in my way
One day I'm gonna make him pay
I'm gonna beat my brother up someday

 Bill Ding & Benjamin Horrendous

When I see her in the street she makes my heart stand still
She always looks so sweet she makes my heart stand still
I wanna squeze her tight, she makes my heart stand still
I dream about her every night, she makes my heart stand still

She's the girl that makes my heart stand still
I know I love her and I always will
She's the one that gives me a thrill
She's the girl that makes my heart stand still 
Oh yeah

I know that she's the one, the only one for me
If I can't have her love there's nothing left for me

I went to ask her out, she makes my heart stand still
But then I chickened out, she makes my heart stand still
Maybe I was being shy, she makes my heart stand still
I'm so scared I'll be denied, she makes my heart stand still
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Oh those blond girls
Just wanna touch them
Oh those blond girls
Just wanna kiss them
When I see them there
Combing their blond hair
I just stand and stare
It turns me on

Oh those blond girls
Those naughty blond girls
Oh those blond girls
Those sexy blond girls
Don't like the redheads
Don't like the brunettes
Just like the blond girls
I can't help myself

Oh those blond girls
They thrill me so
They turn me on
Those naughty blond girls
Come home with me

I just saw you in the bar, with a new boy on your arm. 
Did something fall on your head and do your brain some harm? 
 I didn’t know what to say, 
But you’re gonna find out anyway, 

 He’s a creep; he gets on my wick. 
He’s a creep; he makes me feel sick. 
 He’s a creep, take my word. 
He’s a creep, a wimp and a nerd. 

 Now that you are not with me, I see you’ve paid the price, 
Driving around with your new boy, in his car with its furry dice. 
 I thought you had good taste, 
But all your loving has gone to waste. 

 He’s a creep; he gets on my wick. 
He’s a creep; he makes me feel sick. 
 He’s a creep, take my word. 
He’s a creep, a wimp and a nerd. 

When I heard about your new love, you know it made me sad. 
Now that I have seen the boy, it just makes me feel mad. 
 I wasn’t gonna start a fight, 
But now I think that I just might. 

 He’s a creep; he makes me feel sick. 
He’s a creep, he looks like a prick. 
 He’s a creep, a wimp and a nerd. 
He’s a creep, a silly old turd. 

You won’t lose no sleep tonight, when I’m not with you. 
 I just can’t understand what I’m going through. 
 When I call you on the phone, you just won’t speak to me. 
Must I be all alone, is this what’s meant to be? 

 Is there nothing I can do, to get back in love with you? 
Not a thing I can do, oh no. 

I sent you cards and flowers, and all the other stuff. 
You threw them in the bin, and told me to piss off. 
 I could have loved you, babe, forever and a day, 
But you don’t understand; why must it be this way? 

 Is there nothing I can do, to get back in love with you? 
Not a thing I can do, oh no. 

Girls always get on my nerves
With their beautiful curves
They are so lovely
I am so ugly

They always get me down
Whenever they're around
They won't let me near
Cos I got a cauliflower ear

I always get so shy
Whenever they walk by
They won't let me near
Cos I got a cauliflower ear