||1. BLOODY OLD BAT
2. TROPICAL HOT DOG NIGHT
3. THE HO HO HO
4. GREEN ALPINE PARROT
5. INVADERS OF THE HEART
6. CRAZED EYBROW MAN
7. THE FRIENDLY WILD
8. OLD SOD SAM
9. I'M A MARTELLO
10. THE WOODEN MUTANT DEVIL GOAT FROM HELL
11. ONE DAY LAST WEEK I WENT MAD
12. COLD SLAP
13. BLOODY OLD BAT
Ben’s going bats over his jungle discovery.
The delighted chiroptorologist has captured the
worlds first example of a giant tube nosed bat
In a fine mesh mist net that Ben strings out each night in a mangrove swamp.
Its nostrils stand out on little tubes from
its face; twice the usual size with completely different markings on its
He told ridiculous stories about them getting caught in women’s hair.
People think I’m a bit batty myself, up to my knees in a smelly mud swamp full of malaria mosquitoes
Ben examined the chewed white contours of his bitten fingers,
And when he smiled you could see the blood dripping from his fangs.