THE MARTELLOS
 
Psychedelic avant rock improvisers bringing together former members of Lester and the Swampies with former Wailing Snail and Hot Zob , Benjamin Horrendous. The line-up consisted of Steve Payne (vocals), guitarist Paul Wickens (aka Fast Paul Table), fellow Warm Flannel , Nick Kenward (aka Zark Starfish) and Benjamin Horrendous on bass. The Martellos (presumably named after the so-called martello forts built along the Sussex coast to propel invasion by Napoleon) played covers as well as originals written by Paul and Ben. Several songs were vehicles for Paul's stratospheric guitar solos...'like fireworks going off - light the touch paper...and stand well back'.

Ben recalls:
"In the Zobs we had a strict 'no drugs' policy. You had to be straight to play that fast and tight. The Martellos had a 'drugs' policy. When we had a gig, we'd vow not to smoke all day, and then share a fat joint just before we went on stage."

Lyrics, music and  can be found at http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~bgwaters/Martelloslyrics.html
 

 
1. BLOODY OLD BAT  
2. TROPICAL HOT DOG NIGHT 
3. THE HO HO HO 
4. GREEN ALPINE PARROT 
5. INVADERS OF THE HEART 
6. CRAZED EYBROW MAN 
7. THE FRIENDLY WILD 
8. OLD SOD SAM 
9. I'M A MARTELLO 
10. THE WOODEN MUTANT DEVIL GOAT FROM HELL 
11. ONE DAY LAST WEEK I WENT MAD 
12. COLD SLAP 
13. BLOODY OLD BAT
   
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