1. NAME: Simon Pardoe
2. DATE OF BIRTH: Early March 1970
3. OCCUPATION: Website development & design.
4. PLACE OF RESIDENCE: Manchester, England.
5. WHAT YEAR DID YOU BECOME A FAN?: 1988
[That was REALLY difficult – almost impossible. The top few swing with my mood so I’ve had to =joint them. And although BJ&M is bottom - it contains one of my favourite tracks…]SAFE AS MILK ____________________:=7
MIRROR MAN :__________________ =10 STRICTLY PERSONAL______________ =7
TROUT MASK REPLICA :___________ =2
LICK MY DECALS OFF BABY : _______=1
SPOTLIGHT KID :___________________ =7
CLEAR SPOT : ___________________ =2
UNCONDITIONALLY GUARANTEED :_=11 BLUE JEANS & MOONBEAMS :_____ =12
SHINY BEAST :_ _________________ =4
DOC AT THE RADAR STATION :_____ =4
ICE CREAM FOR CROW :___________ =4
[It probably goes without saying, but just for the record, I’d like to add that CB&tMB have been my favourite ‘act’ for some time now. In no particular order;)Not to mention; The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Sparklehorse, Rolling Stones, Mary Margaret O’Hara, The Smiths, James Brown, Kate Bush, The Fall, Neil Young, Papa M, Super Furry Animals, Queen, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, The Polyps - oh forget it…1. Pixies / Frank Black
2. Camper Van Beethoven
3. David Bowie
4. Bob Dylan
5. PJ Harvey
6. Tom Waits
8. Marc Bolan / T Rex
9. Led Zeppelin
8. NUMBER OF ALBUMS OWNED:
Way too many for my small house. All the official Beefheart LPs on vinyl and CD - and a few bootlegs on “Compact Cassette”. A few hundred other CDs, LPs, MiniDiscs, MP3s, DVDs & downloads etc…
9. HOW DID YOU FIRST DISCOVER CAPTAIN BEEFHEART & THE MAGIC BAND,
AND WAS THERE A PARTICULAR SONG THAT MADE YOU SEE THE LIGHT?:
At a friend’s house in Cumbria - just after I’d been kicked out of home AND found out that my girlfriend had been less than faithful to me(?) Anyway, he put on a scratched copy of Clear Spot and cracked open a couple of bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale – turned out to be an OK night in the end. Golden Birdies really pricked my ears up. The next day I think I listened to Decals on my Sony WM4 Walkman with big old headphones for the first time – I think that clinched it.
10. NUMBER OF BEEFHEART GIGS SEEN, AND WHICH YEARS:
None, but saw Gary Lucas in ‘92, Moris Tepper in ‘98 & The Magic Band in 2004 and 2005 – all in Manchester.
11. ART SHOWS VISITED: Just the Brighton one - in 1994?
12. ANY CONTACT WITH DON?:
Not that I know of. I did have a good chat with Anton Corbijn last year (2004) who’d spoken with Jan VV just the week before - “they’re both doing OK” he said – made my night!
13. MUSICAL ABILITY / TRAINING:
Guitar – reasonable but no training to speak of. Drums – technically challenged again - but very keen to learn. I’d probably sing too if I had the bottle…
14. ANY OTHER INFO YOU WISH TO ADD?
I’ve never filled out a musical Q&A/form like this before – does this mean that I am now officially fanatical(?)