The Daft Surfin' Melons Quake Clan Homepage!

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Current Surfin' Melons
Surfin' Name "Real" Name Rank Addy Fave Daft Quake Saying
Surfin' Bird Mark Wharry Founding Melon markw@globalnet.co.uk Hahahahahahahaha!
Voodoo Melon Robert Boothman Founding Melon boothman@easynet.co.uk Suck it down!
Wedgy-Boy John Livesy Prospective Melon jgl@st-andrews.ac.uk Hehehehehehehe!
Unknown-Boy Findlay MacPherson Prospective Melon Withheld by Government Shnrumph
Foozmelon Dan Miller Melonhead miller@telcomplus.com Quiet! I'm talking to my step-cantaloupe!
Gib Tim Wainwright Melonhead tw@easynet.co.uk Awwww dang! AAAARRGGHH!

The Surfin' Melons can be found most evening at one of the following locations..........

Welcome to the Officially Unofficial (yes, and that's official) Surifn' Melons' House and Homepage. Where you'll find the world's greatest stoopid Quake players. No, we aren't serious. Yes, we can play Quake. No, we don't mind getting fragged.

In fact, it makes us all laugh quite a bit.


In case any of you are insane enough to want to join the world's first daft and melon-orientated Quake clan, there are a few simple requirements you must strive to meet before we can let you in.
So, before becoming an official Surfin' Melon, and entering our house, you must:

1: Have a decent nickname. And we mean decent. No "Fragmasters" or "Deathbringers" here, or no. Vegetable and/or daft orientated aliases will gain you bonus points.

2: Laugh when you get shot. It doesn't really hurt, you see. And most ways to die in Quake are really really really funny. Laugh a lot.

3: Speak a lot. No-one chats anymore. They just, like, play. So provide interesting comments.

4: Be able to play on a Scottish sever without pinging yourself to death. Not essential, but you'll find us easier.

5: Have a suitably outrageous taste in Quake attire, and be able to survive an entire game wearing the official Surfin' Melons' Membership Outfit. Currently, that's Green shirt and Grey pants, but the Founding Melons can be seen running about, getting fragged, laughing, and trying out henious new colour schemes.

6: Mail us and ask. And then join us. For a game.

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Remember Kids.... We ain't melons and none of us surf!