There's A Dalek In My Armchair.
There's a Dalek in my Armchair,
I don't know what to do,
Should I persuade him that I'm friendly ?
Could I disable him with glue ?
Should I try to dodge his death ray ?
Should I offer him a fag ?
Should I rub down his metalwork
with an oily rag ?
Could I sneeze down his suction pipe
To try to give him flu ?
Or tell him I'm a close personal chum
Of the famous Doctor Who
And then run for it ?