Oh no, it's Henry Spam.
Henry Spam, Henry Spam,
Liked to lick Blackcurrant Jam.
And then one day although still young
he got the spoon stuck on his tongue
he started mumbling Nin, nin, nin
then got the jar stuck on his chin
Henry Spam, Henry Spam,
Liked to lick Blackcurrant Jam.
But now, of course, he's gone away;
He faded slightly every day