Worrying things.
Underneath my Wardrobe
There is a worried man,
He is dressed in fluffy slippers,
All he eats is Parsley Jam.
Underneath my Wardrobe,
He sits and sings a song,
About a piece of shortbread
And whether it gets long.
Underneath my wardrobe
There is an Elephant wearing a bow-tie
Sharing a McVities chocolate biscuit with a flea.
That worries him a bit but scares the life out of me.