Hippos
Hippos are grey,
Hippos are fat,
A Hippo once sat on my cat
and squashed it flat.
Hippos like beer,
And Hippos chase bees,
Sprinkle pepper on its nose
and a Hippo will sneeze.
Hippos hate cabbage,
And Hippos wear braces,
Hippos will sit on you
If you pull faces.
Hippos are fat,
Hippos are grey,
Me and my cat
Hope they go away.