If the weather does not suit you, do not think of coming.
If you do attend a meeting, find fault with work of the Officers and the other members.
Never accept an office, as it is easier to criticise than to do things.
Nevertheless, get mad if you are not appointed on a committee, but if you are, don't attend the Committee Meetings.
If asked by the Chairman to give your opinion regarding some important matter, tell him you have nothing to say. After the meeting tell everyone how things ought to be done.
Do nothing more than is absolutely necessary, but when other members roll up their sleeves and willingly and unselfishly use their ability to help matters along, howl that the Club is being run by a clique.
Hold back your dues as long as possible or do not pay at all.
Do not bother about getting new members. Let the Secretary do it.
When a function is held, tell everybody that money is being wasted on blowouts which make a big noise and accomplish nothing.
When no functions are held, say the Club is dead and needs a tin can tied to it.
If asked to sit at the top table, modestly refuse.
If you are not asked, resign from the Club.
Do not tell the Club how it can help you, but if it does not help you, resign.