 AMATEUR CATHEDRAL SWALLOWER
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"Ladies and gentlemen, there is more than
one class of celebrity. You have your basic megastar, someone who stands out for
their superlative quality, their talent and their charisma. Next you have the Legend,
a person who has transcended the status of Megastar, become something not quite of this
world, something that demands worship on some kind of level. Next comes your God, a person
who has risen above both Megastar and Legend to become something more, something that
makes your knees quiver and your mouth go dry whenever you hear their name. Then comes
Myth and after that Fable. Fable is perhaps the highest form of accolade available before
we enter a completely new area of celebrity status - the realm of Amateur Cathedral
Swallower" John Cleese (Saturday Night Live) Bruce Willis, real name Walter Willison, has three children called Rumer, Scout and Tallulah. Born on March 19, 1955 in Germany Bruce, the son of a welder, grew up in the tough streets of New Jersey from the age of two. In his youth he was nicknamed Buck Buck due to a stutter and first took a shine to acting when he realised the stutter disappeared on stage. During his time at college Bruce indulged his passion for entertaining and joined a band (Loose Goose) playing the harmonica. To subsidise his early ventures into the world of acting Bruce worked as a security guard and afterwards a barman. And, after numerous unproductive Broadway shows and TV advertisements was discovered by casting executives for a new TV show, Moonlighting, co-staring opposite the vivacious female star Cybill Sheperd. Moonlighting shot Bruce to instant
fame and procured him a part in his first movie, Blind Date, starring alongside an up and
coming Kim Basinger. Blind Date, in turn, lead to his being chosen for the starring role
in the first Die Hard movie since when Bruce has enjoyed nothing but success and fame. "Virtually everybody in his life is always asking him for something.
I used to open his fan mail. People from all over the world would write: "Can I
borrow $50,000 and I'll pay you back with interest? I promise." From Lisa
Comtaruk, rumoured to be the girl responsible for drawing Bruce's eye away from Demi. Filmography Sixth Sense, The (1999) .... Malcolm Crowe Breakfast of Champions (1999) .... Dwayne Hoover Siege, The (1998/I) .... General William Devereaux Armageddon (1998) .... Harry S. Stamper Apocalypse (1998) (VG) .... Trey Kincaide Mercury Rising (1998) .... Arthur 'Art' Jeffries Jackal, The (1997) .... The Jackal Fifth Element, The (1997)
.... Korben Dallas Last Man Standing (1996/I) .... John Smith "Bruno the Kid" (1996) TV Series (voice) .... Bruno The Kid Beavis and Butt-head Do America (1996) (voice) (uncredited) .... Muddy Grimes Die Hard: With a
Vengeance (1995) .... John McClane Four Rooms (1995) (segment "The Man from Hollywood") (uncredited) .... Leo Twelve Monkeys (1995) .... James Cole Pulp Fiction (1994) .... Butch Coolidge Color of Night (1994) .... Dr. Bill Capa North (1994) .... Narrator Nobody's Fool (1994) .... Carl Roebuck Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
(uncredited) .... Wrong Mobile Home Owner Striking Distance (1993) .... Tom Hardy Death Becomes Her (1992) .... Ernest Menville Player, The (1992) .... Himself Last Boy Scout, The (1991) .... Joe Hallenbeck Mortal Thoughts (1991) .... James Urbanski Hudson Hawk (1991) .... Hudson Hawk Billy Bathgate (1991) .... Bo Widerberg Bonfire of the Vanities, The (1990) .... Peter Fallow Die
Hard 2 (1990) .... John McClane
Look Who's Talking Too (1990) (voice) .... Voice of Mickey In Country (1989) .... Emmett Smith Look Who's Talking (1989)
(voice) .... Voice of
Mikey Sunset (1988) .... Tom Mix Die Hard (1988) .... John McClane Return of Bruno, The (1988) .... Bruno Radolini Blind Date (1987) .... Walter Davis "Moonlighting" (1985) TV Series .... David Addison Moonlighting (1985) (TV) .... David Addison Verdict, The (1982) (uncredited) .... Courtroom Observer First Deadly Sin, The (1980) (uncredited) .... Man Entering Diner as Delaney The information provided is derived from the internet and fan sites. Saturn does not guarantee the accuracy of all the information presented here. This edition of Amateur Cathedral Swallower is not endorsed by Mr Bruce Willis, nor does any of the above information represent Mr Willis of any of his business interests.
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