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"Ladies and gentlemen, there is more than
one class of celebrity. You have your basic megastar, someone who stands out for
their superlative quality, their talent and their charisma. Next you have the Legend,
a person who has transcended the status of Megastar, become something not quite of this
world, something that demands worship on some kind of level. Next comes your God, a person
who has risen above both Megastar and Legend to become something more, something that
makes your knees quiver and your mouth go dry whenever you hear their name. Then comes
Myth and after that Fable. Fable is perhaps the highest form of accolade available before
we enter a completey new area of celebrity status - the realm of Amateur Cathedral
Swallower"
John Cleese (Saturday Night Live)
Profile
Arnold was born on July 30th 1947, in the small
Austrian village of Thal, just outside the town of Graz.
Graz is located in the south-east portion of Austria. Arnold is the son
of Gustav and Aurelia Schwarzenegger, and had an older
brother Meinhard. Because their father was the chief of police in Thal
and also an Austrian curling champion, the Schwarzenegger's had a strict and athletic
upbringing.
Arnold was first introduced to weightlifting during a soccer team fieldtrip to a local gym
in Graz. After watching the dedicated bodybuilders there, Arnold was fascinated by the
sport, but his father was disappointed. Bodybuilding was the least popular sport in
Austria, and he forbid his son to go to the gym to workout more than three times a week.
Undaunted, Arnold made a gym at home so he could continue his sport there.
Right from the start, Arnold was very dedicated to bodybuilding. He broke a window at the
gym to workout on a Sunday, and conditions there were so harsh that more than once his
hands froze to the weight bars.
In 1965 when Arnold turned eighteen he joined the
Austrian army for mandatory service. His parents hoped the time in the army would cure him
of his bodybuilding obsession. However, Arnold had a different idea. While in basic
training, he found out that the Junior Mr. Europe bodybuilding
competition was going to be held in nearby Stuttgard. Arnold went
a.w.o.l. from the army to compete and won with a perfect 300 point score,
the first time anyone had ever had a perfect score. But his absence
didn't go unnoticed and while trying to sneak back into camp he was caught, arrested and
thrown in jail for 7 days. Despite going a.w.o.l. to compete, Arnold became the company
hero because of his determination and accomplishment - and was even ordered to continue to
workout, which he did until he was released from service in 1966.
In 1966, Arnold moved to Munich by invitation to train at the Putzingger
gym. In September of that year, he placed second in the Mr. Universe
competition held in London. One year later, Arnold bought Putzinger gym
and returned to London to win his first Amature Mr. Universe title and became the youngest
competitor to do so. As one of Arnold's dreams began to materialized, his brother Meinhard
was killed in a tragic car accident. A year later Arnold's father died of a stroke not
seeing the success his son was soon to achieve. Just after his father's death in 1968
Arnold won his first Professional Mr. Universe title and was invited by the American
bodybuilding champion Joe Weider to train in America. Despite having
completed two years at the University of Munich studying marketing, Arnold moved across
the ocean.
Two years after arriving in America, Arnold starred in his first movie Hercules
in New York. His part in the movie was the first step to Arnold's longterm dream
of starring in the movies like his boyhood idol Reg Park. Reg Park was
not only an actor but also a bodybuilding champion. Arnold also won his first Mr.
Olympia and Mr. World titles the same year. It would be another six
years before Arnold starred in another movie. But he wasn't standing still during
those six years, he won the Mr. Olympia title each year, eventually deciding to retire
from bodybuilding in 1975.
Arnold retired from bodybuilding to realize his second boyhood dream of becoming a movie
star. while working towards this dream Arnold with the help of Joe Lorimar
helped legitimize and raise prize money for the sport of Bodybuilding. This work
eventually lead to the creation of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic Bodybuilding
Competition. By the time he had retired from bodybuilding Arnold had written two
books and many informative articles about bodybuilding.
His second movie Stay Hungry came out in 1976, won him compliments
from critics and was nominated a Golden Globe award for "Best New-Comer",
which he won. In 1980 Arnold returned to bodybuilding and stunned
everyone involved by capturing his seventh Mr. Olympia title. Arnold then
hit the big time when he took the lead role of a muscle-bound warrior in Conan the
Barbarian. Although not a blockbuster hit, Conan quickly became a cult classic
and helped Arnold get the reputation that would see him chosen for such films as The
Terminator, Commando, Predator and Red
Heat. However Arnold was dissatisfied with his stereotypical 'violent-hardman'
image and in 1988 embarked on a change. With the help of Ivan
Reitman and costarr Danny DeVito he produced a whole new genre
of comedy with Twins. With its success and Arnold's newfound mainstream
fan base he went on to make another comedy, Kindergarten Cop, then two
blockbuster action hits Total Recall and Terminator 2 in
which he endeavoured to please both his mainstream audience and his old cult fans by
offering the thinking man's action thriller. Arnold was enjoying huge popularity and his
increasingly powerful position in Hollywood circles allowed him to branch out from acting
to direct an episode of Tales from the Crypt and a made for TV movie Christmas
in Conneticut. Yet, when Arnold starred in and executively produced Last
Action Hero his popularity dipped. The film was a disappointment at the
box-office and condemned by critics who argued Arnold had taken his mainstream
characterisation too far and shunned his many fans by aiming toward a far younger
audience. With the action packed hit True Lies, Arold made an impressive
comeback, using his still considerable power in the Los Angeles film making community and
paybacks from wise real estate investments to redeem his lagging reputation with massive
special effects and talented writing/directing teams. Lately, however Arnold has once
again lost many of his dedictated fans by combining comedy with unimpressive action plots.
Batman & Robin and the Christmas comedy Jingle All the Way
are two examples of Arnold's more recent flops. With the failure of his latest project, Crusade,
a movie stalled in the making due to budget problems, it seems there is little light at
the end of the Schwarzenneger tunnel.
Arnold met Maria Shriver at a New York tennis tournament in 1977
and soon after, she became his girlfriend. After proposing to her in a rowboat on Lake
Tollersee in Austria, when they went to visit Arnold's mother, they married in 1986.
Perhaps most interesting are the couple's differing political views and the little effect
this has on their marriage - Arnold is a devout Republican and Maria is a Democrate. They
have three children Katherine, Christina, and Patrick,
and now are expecting their fourth.
In 1989 Arnold was named Chairman of the President's Council on
Physical Fitness. While serving in this office, Arnold visited all fifty states
to promote physical fitness for children. Arnold is a proud supporter of the Special
Olympics, which was founded by the Shriver family. With Danny Hernandez,
Arnold has also become a major sponsor and organizer of the Inner-City Games
for youth, a project that aims to help keep America's youth out of gangs, drugs and
trouble.
On April 16 1997 Arnold underwent elective heart surgery to repair a defective
aortic heart valve. The surgery had no complications and Arnold made a complete
recovery. In an interview with Access Hollywood Arnold expressed his
desire to get back to making quality movies now that he has completly recovered from his
surgery. Aswell as continuing his efforts on Crusade he is currently
filming End of Days which is set for an Autumn 1999 release.
Personal quotes
"Sometimes before a competition my friends and my competitors would come to me for
advice. Well, its not so hard to give the wrong advice now and then."
"I did in eight weeks what takes most bodybuilders eight years." - of his
final and seventh Mr Olympia
"For me it is like coming, it is like having sex with a woman and coming, so you can
imagine - I am in heaven!" - when asked what he liked about bodybuilding
Filmography
Feature Films
1970
Hercules
in New York
1973
The Long
Goodbye (uncredited)
1976
Stay Hungry
1977
Pumping
Iron
The Villain
1979
Scavenger
Hunt
1980
The Jayne
Mansfield Story (TV)
1981
Conan
the Barbarian
1984
The
Terminator
Conan
the Destroyer
1985
Red Sonja
Commando
1986
Raw Deal
The Running
Man
1987
Predator
1988
Red Heat
Twins
1989
Tales from the Crypt (directed)
1990
Total
Recall
Kindergarten
Cop
1991
Terminator
2: Judgment Day
1992
Lincoln (TV) (voice)
Christmas in Connecticut (TV) (Directed)
1993
The Last Party
Last
Action Hero (also executive produced)
Dave (cameo)
1994
True Lies
Junior
1995
Sinatra: 80 Years My Way (TV)
1996
Terminator
2: 3-D
Eraser
Jingle
All the Way
1997
Batman
and Robin
1998 - 2000
On Wings As Eagles (presently unreleased)
Crusade (presently unreleased)
End
of Days (presently unreleased)
The information provided is
derived from the internet and fan sites. Saturn does not guarantee the accuracy of all the
information presented here. This edition of Amateur Cathedral Swallower is not endorsed by
Mr Arnold Schwarzenneger, nor does any of the above information represent Mr Scharzenegger
of any of his business interests.
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