666 RELIGIOUS FACTS

• There is one god and his name is Allah.
• There is one god and his name is the Adonai.
• There is no god and his name is Buddah.
• Women are inferior to men.
• If a woman is unmarried she is a whore.
• You can't give birth to divinity without sexual procreation.
• When we die we live on an untainted earth without people who aren't as good as us.
• When we die we become all powerful balls of energy.
• When we die we are nothing but wormfood.
• You're good if you eat fish on Friday.
• You're bad if you eat pork.
• You'll be saved if you turn the other cheek.
• You'll be saved if you fight anyone who's 'wrong' (have a holy war)
• You'll be saved if you ignore anything you don't like.
• You're the only one who's trying.
• No-one else is as worthy and meaningful as you.
• Religion has nothing to do with politics.
• Religion has everything to do with politics.
• Religon has no worth whatsoever.
• Except for Scientology, a morally valid religion with its own church.
• And Merovingians.
• The editor of FREE TIMES is a merovingian.
• And a secret chief.
• Merovingians are true, and so are secret chiefs.

1. What do you make of the above statements? Are they all definitely right or wrong?
2. Are you right, or do you have a worldview based on your perceptions?
3. Are other people wrong, or do they have a worldview based on their perceptions?
4. Organise a strong, chilled religion with a membership of one, the commandments of which state that you intend to spend your time alive being truly alive and as close as you can get to your true self(one untouched by the perceptions that society - or you - has thrown on you) for the rest of your days.