Coracle Thematic Index

It has not been easy to compile this index to the standard which is demanded, as I have to break off for periods of ear-dictation every half-hour or so. I ask our readers to pardon mistakes for the time being. Revision will be undertaken as soon as I have the opportunity.

Where the words 'me' and 'I' occur in the index, the reference is always to the Count, not to me. He was anxious that his personal touch should always be apparent. Those articles which the Count considers of the greatest Interest and Importance to the public have - by his orders - been marked out in Royal Purple.

The Count has also required that I should add links to each item, to help the reader seeking a reference, but this must wait for a period of spare time, as the Index should have appeared yesterday, and this was the best I could do. Although 'torture-chamber' and 'execution' are longish words, the Count is very well able to spell them out with his ears.

As the Index covers by far the greater part of Human Knowledge, we hope that you will find it useful,.

K. von Krunkel (Secretary)

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Abattoir 150 Workplace of Klaus Brutto, (q.v.); see also: Blood

About Me 147, 148 Early life; People who made me what I am; why I am Superior; being nice to Servants, etc. etc.

Abuse 145 Need for people in the public eye these days to have been abused; reasons why this is necessary.

Ancient Shepherd 152 Love of music; love of sheep

Apertures99® 154 Very Latest Up-to-date do-everything operating system (OS) from Coraclesoft. Only legal OS in
Transpomerania. See Death Penalty, Punishment, etc.

Archimedes' Law of Motion. 144 See :Law of Motion, Archimedes

Aristocracy 147 How they live

Automatic Saucepans 148 labour-saving devices; amputated fingers, minor problems with

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Badoolia 152, DC Obscure Island Colony, to West of Transpomerania

Baked Beans 144 See: Beans, Baked

Banana 152 See: Talking Banana of Mandalistan

Baroness Thatcher. See: Thatcher, Baroness

Beans, Baked 147 special qualities of; lifesaving potential of

Beef, 147 Buried in pits; ingredient of Giant Sausage (q.v.)

Bee-keeper, lesser, 154 Bird, K von Krunkel's Favourite. Presumably associated with the Gardener's Boy (q.n.v.) in his mind.

Bird-Bath CV Word which may not be uttered within the Castle or its Estates; see also: Death-Penalty

Blood 144, 145 Slime-Dragon's tendency towards; stimulating tendency on artists of; see also: Hokohakku, Brutto

Braque 145 Paintings of; Darren; confusion with other painters

Broom-handle 144 Unsafe uses for, legal uses for

Brutto, Klaus 150 Young Transpomeranian artist; see also: Guts, Blood, Slaughterhouse

Bulge, Glint 152 Pop star, described as 'sexy'; name referring to personal assets

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California Bosoms 152 Sensational photograph of; boy friend of; starring in

Camels 149 Design features of; Monadery, Binactrian and Triwangian ~; uses for the three humps

Castle, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 152, LC UC's boyhood home; administrative arrangements for; executions at the; fire at the

Catacombensis woppei, 150 Small dead fish; thrilling discovery of

C-Clex, 144 Revolutionary Explosive material; qualities of

Champagne 147, LC, CV meanness of boyfriend in purchasing non-vintage type of; as part of Count's invalid diet

Cheese, 144, 147. 154 Grunzweiler Stark; aphrodisiac nature of; rhubarb & kipper flan; ~ and ingratitude

Chicken, 144, 152 entrails of ~ for divination, delicious recipes for

Children's Band, 150 Charming music of, out of tune playing of

Chnorti Chnorti, FT Very ethnic Transpomeranian Song; see also: Simple, Primitive, etc.

Christmas Pudding, 144, RR Fossilised remains of, discovery of; see also: Niklaus-Pudding

CIA 144 Refusal of ~ to disclose dental records of Past Presidents

Clinton 147, 149, 151 baldness of; dental records of; favourite trousers of; trade embargoes announced by

Competition 149, LC, CV generous prizes of; list of winners of; numbers of entries to

Cook 146, 148 violence of, towards guests who pick at food; disagreement over
jampots with ; refusal of ~, to reveal recipes when asked

Corablaster 148, CV combined hair-drier and death-ray, uses for; germicidal effects of

Coracle 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152,
DC, FT, RR, LC, passim World-famous leader; famous World-leader, World-famous Uncle

Coracle Eye, the passim see: Ochs-Korakulum

Coracle Information Service, 147 (CIS) World-wide service for information gathering.

CoracleNet 154 USP (Universal Service Provider) for Transpomerania (q.v.); ubiquity of; inescapability of

Coraclon, 146ff See: Super-Coraclon®

Coraclorum Corporation 146 See: Koraklatus International

Coraculum Castle See: Castle, Coraculum

Cornucopia, Saint Relicof (the True Tooth (q.v.)) held in Porum Cathedral (q.v.)

Count, RR, LC Graf von Korakalskrank (q.v.); Uncle Coracle to his Humble Readers

Cow-manure, 147 As ingredient in Primitive cookery; uses for burial of Grunzweiler Stark (q.v.)

Cucumber, 144 As ingredient in Therapeutic Omelette; wider uses in jam-making

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Damiana Clothear, 149 Lead Player (Bass Guitar) in Snot (q.v.)

Dappled Koa-koa, 148 Interesting New Zealand Grass, with argillaceous glumes

Darren Blackhead, 146 Unfortunate correspondent, with Habits.

Death penalty, 145 General usefulness of, see also: Penalty, death

Deferred Gratification, 147 middle Classes, foundation of; virtues of

Dirtirat, 152 Photographer with enormous lens; for relations, see also: Goffo

Dirty Rats, 147 Enemies of General Grunti (q.v.)

Dishcloth Collection DC Advantageous offers to readers; endorsement by UC; see also: Super-Coraclon®

Dragon, 145, 152 Slime~, qualities of; story concerning; discovery of

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Ear-dictation RR, LC method of communication with the Count, only available; problems with

East Wing, 148 Devastating fire in; entire destruction of; rebuilding of by loyal Slaves

Edible Cutlery 147, 148 Availability of; flavours of; manufacturers of

Edible Furniture 147, 152 Export of; storage problems of; international agreements concerning

Edible Tableware 147 Pre-production advertisement; description of; uses for

Eggs 146 Seagulls', delicious recipe using; peculiar

Egoism LC sad example of, in correspondent

Elephant-Scrotum LC See: Scrotum, Elephant

Elizabeth Taylor 149 See: Gone with the Wind

Entrails, 144, 145, 146, 152 use as omen; use as subject for painting; use as ingredient of delicious pate

Errors, unfortunate 144, 145, 146, 147,
148, 149, 150, 152, DC, FT, RR, LC apology for; executions resulting from; education of fatherless children arising from;
vigorous action taken in response to; deliberate malice as cause of

Erythema Smith DC world-famous Dishcloth designer

Everlasting Saucepan 146 difficulties with testing; see also: Labour-saving devices

Extra charges DC necessity for, on occasions

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false teeth 144 American Presidents with

Famine 144 Ending it at a stroke, with Super-Coraclon (q.v.)

Fanakapan wood LC Tropical hardwood with dangerous qualities

Fatima de Lingham 146 Irritating correspondent

Felicia Grope See: Grope, Felicia

Fifi-la-Motte 145 Indecent correspondent

Fire 148, 149 Disastrous; in Castle

Flagellophone 144, 149 Complicated musical Instrument; difficulty in finding players for; vital role in Symphony

Florence Nightingale. See: Nightingale, Florence

Flowers, Language of 153 Interesting Dialect of, peremptory message in

Frankly Mink Exchange 147, DC Firm devoted to producing beautiful, Artistic Objects, which are quite possibly the heirlooms of the future;
see also Dishcloth

From My Post-Bag 144 passim Popular section devoted to correspondents' letters and counselling

Frondulicordium 149 Complicated musical Instrument; difficulty in playing; as substitute for Flagellophone in Symphony

Frondulus Seralinus 144 Roman Author c.54 BC, author of many wise sayings

Fungus 148 Alarmingly rapid growth of; see also: Mushroom

Fširi 150, 152 Principal market-town of Transpomerania; famed for its Grunzweiler Stark and remarkable sewage-works

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Galumphi 148, 150, 152 Language of, with Neo-Aryan-Sanskrit origins; President of, visit of; trade relations, establishing with

Gargania caput-mortuum 147 Alpine Herb, see also Grobk

Garlic 146 as ingredient of traditional recipes; as guardian of spiritual wholeness

Geoscopical Tangrameters. See: Tangrameters, Geoscopical

Giant Kipper 150, RR Sensational discovery of; fraudulent nature of; see also: Kipper

Glint Bulge. See: Bulge, Glint

Goat's milk 147 Popular ingredient of traditional cheeses

Goffo di Sexirat-Diavolo. See: Sexirat-Diavolo, Goffo di

Gone With the Wind 149, 144 1931 Version, interesting history of

Governesses 145, 146 Ladies who shaped my future; see also Whiplash, Miss

Grankiwuwu 146 Tropical plant extract of doubtful qualities

Grinkiwowu 146 See: Gronkiwuwu

Grinkiwuwu. 146 See: Gruntiwuwu

Grobk, 147, 152 Useful culinary herb; cheese, vital ingredient of; entrail pate, flavouring for

Grockel-Flute, 150 Delightful wind-instrument; children playing on

Gronkiwuwu, 145 Extract of tropical plant, of doubtful efficacy

Grunkiwuwu, 146, 152, RR, LC Plant extract, tropical, of amazing universal therapeutic qualities

Grunti, 147 General, resourceful Head of State of Madonga (q.v.)

Gruntiwuwu, 146 See: Grinkiwuwu

Grunzweiler Stark, 147 See: Cheese

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H.F.F.C.N.R.C. 154 The Happy Familly Free CoracleNet Resource Centre (q.v.)

Hieronymus Nosh, 148 Interesting painter of still-lifes, 1414-1493

High Priest CV Bishop Oblovony (q.v.); ambitions of; see also: Priests

Hochapoteker, 147 Head of Pharmacy at the Castle; interesting experiments conducted by

Hochmarmeladenmeister, 147 Head of Marmalade-Design at the Castle; interesting new type of marmalade created by

Hochwippenmeister, 148 Head of Juvenile Correction at the castle; painful duties of

Hokkuhakku, 144, CV Head of, no, Japanese Poem of 14.5 syllables and great meaningfulness; subject of popular competition;
unfortunate late submission of;

House of People, 148 Lower House of Hankok Government; terrorised by giant fungus

Huzla, FT Interesting Primitive Instrument of My Country

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Institute of Aroma-Research 150 Widely-respected unit, a division of Koraklatus Inc (q.v.); nature of smells, investigation into

Intercourse 147 Curious expression used in embarrassing letter from Mr Akhbar

Interferometers 146 Devices for measuring small degrees of Interference.

Internet 146 A modern Invention, enabling Uncle Coracle's opinions to be brought to all. (See also: HFFCNRC)

Irresistible Yearning Potion 145, 146 Powerful Preparation, recipe for; dangers attending use of; inconveniences attending use of

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Jackpot 144 Enormous prizes won by many people who enter our competitions, and "win the ~ "

Jampot 146, 147 Uses of in medicine; as container for marmalade; refusal of Cook to provide; see also: Cook

Josef Gargl 150 Eastern Waltz-King, the; Pluckenwalz of ~

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Kipper 146, 150 as ingredient of delicious recipes; see also: Giant Kipper

Klaus Brutto 150 Artist of the Future, the; position as apprentice in the Abattoir; interest in entrails; see also: entrails

Klaus, Great 153 Lagest Bell in Peal of Porum Cathedral (q.v.). Seldom rung, reasons for

Kleebud, Miss 150 Misinformed correspondent, under the impression that some sort of financial benefit may accrue from
her letters; request for folk-music by

Klonk, degrees CV Explanation of temperature scale of Transpomerania, with notes on currency and conversion.

Kola Kapok, 152 Far-famed musician and composer of Transpomerania; difficulties for public, concerning;
general ugliness of music, of

Korablaster CV see: Corablaster®

Koraglue®, 145 The Be-all and End-all of Adhesion: Never let it go! (Numquam relinquans) is our watchword:
tubes at 3.5 and 6 Euros, from all good stores; Medical problems arising from ~

Korakal University, 150 Transpomeranian seat of learning (at Fziri, q.v.), named after our great Count and Philosopher.

Koraklatus International 146, 147, 152, DC, CV International organisation for promoting various revolutionary products; pleasing increase in Shares of

Koraklslaboratorium, 150 Research Arm of Koraklatus International (q.v.)

Kreebog, Miss 152 See: Kreeburg, Miss

Krunkel, K von RR, LC Private Secretary to the Count; Castle-Manager to the Count; editor of the NewsSheet, dogsbody.

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Lamb's liver, 147 As ingredient of Cheese (q.v.)

Land-mines, 148, 152 Improvements in design of; colours available of; treaty with General Grunti (q.v.) concerning

left-handed liver. See: liver, left-handed

Lettuce, Wilma CV, 153 American Poetess; unfortunate late submission of competition entry; unsatisfactory quality of work of; tiresomeness of

Lettuces 145 Transpomeranian Vegetable

Libavius 144 Transpomeranian Prophet; interest in divination of

Lighthouse-keepers. See: Keepers, Lighthouse

Linseed oil 146 As essential ingredient in delicious recipe; especial fragrance of

Livers 146, 147 As divinatory device; as ingredient in delicious pate

Lola 145, 147, 149, 150, LC, CV, 153 See :Prangle, Lola

Loovidem®, the 147 Revolutionary device described

Loretta Pancake 145, 146 Boyfriend of, trapped in crevice; see also: Pancake, Loretta

Lousewort, Nauseous See Gargania caput-mortuum

Love 146 Sensation experienced by some correspondents

Loveboy Mr 148 Senior Tutor at the Castle; forced to leave by scurrilous accusations; prowess at tennis and other things

Love-Potions 144 Recipe for; precautions to be observed with

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Madame Poubelle 144 Delightful climbing rose, developed by the Agricultural arm of Koraklatus, Inc. (q.v.)

Madonga 145, 152, LC Far Eastern Province; Customer of Koraklatus (q.v.); see also: Hereditary Prince

Madongan, 152 Interesting dialect of Madonga (q.v.); difficulties with the Sgurk voice-marks; protests
over absence of Madonga edition of News-Sheet

Magazines 147 Dirty, owned by Mr Crampanoola (q.v.)

Mahler 149 Composer, not from Transpomerania; foreign composer

Mahon 149 Chef of Napoleon; inventor of Mayonnaise during Transpomeranian Campaign

Mammoth 148 Bites of, guarding against

Mandalistan 150 Small state, S. of Badoolia, q.v.; home of Talking Banana q.v.

Mandevill's Variation CV see: Variation, Mandevill's

Man-Eating Stinkhorn 149 See: Stinkhorn, man-eating

Marmalade 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 152, LC Castle consumption of; manufacture of; yewberry ~, effects of; new uses for

Mars 144, 145 ~ in the Sign of The Tongs, effects of; ~ in the Lavatory of Sirius, effects of

Matzerath, Oskar 149 Well-known percussion player; unfortunate events concerning

McAvity. See: Dr McAvity

Migration 149 Mysteries of ~ solved

Me, about passim The principal section of the Newssheet.

Million Dollars, 149 See: Dollars

Miss Brazil, 144 See: Brazil, Miss

Miss Kramer's Ladies' Quartet, 150 See: Kramer's Ladies' Quartet, Miss

Moat, 147 Useful watery area surrounding the Castle (q.v.)

Montfart, M de LC French (or American) Correspondent); egoism of

Mr Howard 146, 147, 149 See: Howard, Mr

Mr Major 147 See: Major, Mr

Mrs O'Hagerty RR, LC See: O'Hagerty, Mrs

Mushroom 146, 147, 149 delicious recipes for; growth on edible furniture of; see also: fungus

My childhood 147 See: Childhood, my

Mystery, 145 ~virus; ~deaths; general rejoicings over these

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NASA 152 See: Banana, Talking, of Mandalistan

Niklaus-Pudding RR large one made for Castle; recipe promised; giant saucepan obtained for

Nutmeg-Grater 148 Kaspar von, Substitute Summer-Tutor; Inferiority at Tennis of

Nutria LC Small country North of Transpomerania; need for constant supply of slaves in Snuff mines of ~

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Ochs-Korakulum See: Coracle Eye, The

Olympic Games 147 Inclusion of longest-sausage competition in; importance to Britain of

omelette, 144 Rhubarb and cucumber, as poultice

Omens, 144 See Oracle

O'Naturefingers, Seamus pen-name of Wurzel, Heinrich; see also Velvet, Peekaboo.

Oracle, 145 See Omen

Orchestra, Castle 150 rehearsals of; limitations of, repertoire of, composition of

organic forms, 150 Entrails, mostly; see Brutto, Klaus

Oscar Wilde, 149 As only player of Flagellophone (q.v.)

O'Slimedragon, Wallace 152 Discoverer of Golden Slime-Dragon (q.v.)

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Pate, 144 Useful disposal of used Omens (entrails, mostly); delicious recipe for

Penalty, Death passim Our merciful punishment for antisocial behaviour, thoughts, expression, etc.

Phukal, FT Type of Spherical Guitar; pronunciation of

Picasso, 145 Confusion with other artists; paintings by Jason ~

Picnics 148 delightful, at the Castle; need for demolition of houses to prepare site for; Miss Whiplash and

Piltdown Shoe 148 family planning associations' opinions on probable use; Professor Rudebugger's opinions on the same

Plastic 149, 150 obsolete material (since appearance of Super-Coraclon (q.v.)); intelligent ~, problem with, development of

Ploosha Shonj 150 Democratic leader of the New Cornucopia Party in Badoolia (q.v.)

Pogo FT Musical Instrument (simple and primitive); usually made from flower-pots

Poka-Poka LC Hereditary, of Madonga

police 145 Transpomerania has no need of a police force, as there is no crime; the Secret Police are run from the Castle.

Politicians 145 Interesting infection among; amazing cheerfulness of general public in relation to illness of ~

Portrait 144, 145 A new series 'Pictures of Me' has begun; first two ~s have already appeared

Porum Cathedral 149, 153 Fine building in Fziri (q.v.); head of North-by-North-Eastern Orthodox Churches; apparitions in ~

Post Bag 144 passim Immensely popular section of the NewsSheets, where correspondents from around the
world express their gratitude

Psychology 149 Infant

Prangle College 144, 145,149 Australian College, famed for its intellectual lady-students. See also: Lola

predictions 144 Famously accurate and challenging predictions are a feature of the Newsletters

President Clinton 148 see also : Clinton, President

Priests 144, 146, 148, LC dissatisfaction of, when omens are not returned; disinclination to give urine sample of;
costume of; use of incense by; extended bedside prayers of

Prison 145 situation of beneath Castle; value of

prisoners 146 Cheerfulness of; responsibility for Geoscopical measurements of; uniform of

Procession of the Equators 144 Scientific Discovery of Amanuensis of Thoth (53 BC), which determines proportions of day and night,
or leap-years or something like that.

Protestants 144

Przzququ-przzququ-grlllda Kawhoo 154 The distinctive (!) call of the Lesser Marshmallow, according to K von Krunkel.

Pumice-stone 144 Useful by-product of latest eruption at Pompeii

Pumpkin 146 Ingredient in interesting recipe.

PVC 147 Sister PVC (Pax Vobis Cum); 12th Century Nun; pleasing poem by

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Queen Victoria 144, 149 Food at banquet of; relationship with F. Nightingale

Quilpio 146, CV Unfortunate boy-friend of Loretta Pancake (q.v.); visit of, projected, to the Castle

Quiz 144,149 the new ~; explanation concerning; answers to

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Rat 152 Eating of edible furniture by (q.v.); surprising absence of other references to

Rat-poison 147 See: marmalade, uses for

Rats and Crafts 150, 152 unfortunate (especially for compositor) error in publicity material

Readers 144, passim Loyal Admirers

Reagent, Korakal's Important cell staining-agent, used in diagnosis of Rumpel-Stiltskin's Disease (q.v.)

Rhubarb 144, passim Versatility of

Rumpel, Rudolf R 152, CV Initial describer of Rumpel-Stiltskin's Syndrome (q.v.); see also: Stiltskin, P

Rumpel-Stiltskin's Syndrome, 146, 152, RR, CV Dangerous and pervasive disease; interview with discoverer; specific remedy for; public-spirited manufacture of, by Korakalslaboratorium (q.v.)

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Samples 146, 147, 148 Interesting scientific experiment involving; number of jampots required for; difficulties in collecting

Sang-de-Boeuf General LC 153, 154 New Head of Secret Police; See also: police

Saturn 145 Ruling Planet of Transpomerania

Sausage 147 ~making as Olympic Sport; pre-eminence of Great Britain in this area

Scum CV Friendly technical term in Medical Profession for General or Untrained Public.

Secret Police 148, LC Essential agents of stability within the Castle; kind disposition of, except to enemies of society

Secret Service RR Branch of the Transpomeranian Diplomatic Service; not to be confused with Secret Police (q.v.)

Secretaries 146 Willing providers of urine-samples; costumes of; vital component of Castle staff

Self-control 146 Advantages of; found amongst upper classes

Servants 146, 148 Harmonious band of happy workers at the Castle (drawn from the lower classes)

Sex 144, 146, 150 ++++++++++++++++REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE CCI++++++++++++++++++++++++

Slaves LC Happy band of smiling workers at the Castle; underclass of servants (q.v.); school-failures

Slime-Dragon. See: Dragon, Slime

Slob, William CV Distinguished Physiotherapist and Illiterate, attached at one time to the Castle staff.

Smegulon© DC Glass-clear substance, used to make Free Offers (q.v.)

Smoothbottom, Nurse Pearl CV Member of nursing staff of Castle (q.v.); briefly appointed to personal services with the Count

Snot 144, 149 Popular pop group, acclaimed for their dirty clothes and spitting, lead by Damiana Cloth-Ear (q.v.)

Spite and Jealousy 150 Prevalence of ~ in Arts World

Spotted Koa-koa 148 Interesting New Zealand Grass, see also Dappled Koa-koa

Stiltskin, Peter 152 Humble associate of Rudolf Rumpel (q.v.) in his laboratory work.

Super Koraklon see: Super-Coraclon®

Super-Coraclon® 144, 147, 154 and passim Important and revolutionary discovery, rendering the engineering and
clothing industries obsolete at a stroke, and available in all the latest colours.

Swiss Army Loovidem, 147 Important labour-saving device, introduced by Koraklatus Inc. (q.v.)

Swuruhili, 145 Northern-Rapolic dialect of Burumi (q.v.) It lacks the fricatives of Madinga, but is more Enumerated.

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Talking banana 152 ~ of Mandalistan; prophecies of; interest in by meteorologists and NASA

Tests, Atomic 154 Harmless nature of; misunderstandings concerning; eco-friendly ~; important uses of Super-Coraclon

Thatcher, Baroness See: Baroness Thatcher

the X-Crementals 149 Pop group with wholly new ways of being disgusting - certain of success. Banned from Transpomerania. See also: Sex

toadstools 148, 149, 152 Variety of mushroom (q.v.); rapid growth of; man-eating ~

Toothmug, 148, 152 Bishop Hilary; discovery in bank-vault; nudity of

Tooth, True, the 153 Sacred relic of St. Cornucopia (q.v.). glowing when something is about to happen, quality of

Totenkranz, 148 Secret police, head of, erstwhile. See also: Sang-de-Boeuf, General

Transpomerania, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 152, FT, RR, LC Your perfect Holiday Destination. Where the Old World Meets The New. Please write to Transpomeranian Dream Holidays for further details.

Tryons CV Causative agent of Rumpel-Stiltskin disease (q.v.)

Tubes 148 See also: entrails

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Ultimatum 147 issued by General Grunti (q.v.); imposition of

Uncle Coracle passim et ubique Everybody's friendly friend and adviser. The Universal Uncle and Family Favourite

Unhealthy atmosphere, 146 In certain families.

United Kingdom, 147 Country famed for sausage-making.

Upper Classes, 146, 147 etc. The Natural Rulers in a society. See also: Count

Uromancy, 146 See also: Jampot

USA, 147, 154 Country to far West of Transpomerania; existence of lawyers, in; see also: President

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Variation, Mandevill's CV Reticulate formation within mitochondria; important diagnostic feature in Rumpel-Stiltskin's disease (q.v.)

Velvet, Peekaboo 154 Distinguished Advice-Columnist of Woman's Duty (q.v.), premier Ladies' Magazine of
Transpomerania; pen-name of Seamus O'Naturefingers (q.v.)

Venus 145 Ruling planet of trouble-makers

Virus 145 Cause of Interesting Diseases, largely overcome, thanks to the Korakalslaboratorium (q.v.)

Vlim FT Powerful local spirit of My Country, made by distilling leather

Volcano 146 Interesting Natural Phenomenon of Transpomerania, greatly appreciated by tourists; measurements
faithfully determined by Castle Prisoners; see also Geoscopical Tangrameter

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Wanganui Camel 149 See: Camel

Watercress, 145 as soothing application

Wedgworm® Jasperware, DC Distinguished American manufacturers of Free Gifts

Whipstock, Miss 148 Early effects on My Upbringing; healthy influence of Discipline of

Wind-tabor, FT Primitive, simple folk-instrument with hole.

Woman's Duty Premier Woman's Weekly in Transpomerania. Famed for knitting patterns, recipes, readers' letters;
renowned for its views on Woman's Place in the Home, unsuitability of Ambition, etc.

World will come to an end, 144 Coracular prophecy, supported by Banana, talking, of Mandalistan (q.v.)

World-Wide Tobacco, Inc., 152 subsidiary of Koraklatus Inc. (q.v.)

Wu-hu-hu 148 See: hu-hu, Wu

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Yak, 144, 145, 153 As competition prize; en route for Australia; death of

Yewberry, 147, 148, 149, 150, LC Uses of, in marmalade making; unfortunate effects of, in marmalade; see also: Howard, Mr.; Montfart, M de

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Abattoir 150	Workplace of Klaus Brutto, (q.v.); see also: Blood
About Me 147, 148	Early life; People who made me what I am; why I am Superior; being nice to Servants, etc. etc.
Abuse 145	Need for people in the public eye these days to have been abused; reasons why this is necessary.
Ancient Shepherd 152	Love of music; love of sheep
Apertures99® 154	Very Latest Up-to-date do-everything operating system (OS) from Coraclesoft. Only legal OS in Transpomerania. See Death Penalty, Punishment, etc.
Archimedes' Law of Motion. 144	See :Law of Motion, Archimedes
Aristocracy 147	How they live
Automatic Saucepans 148	labour-saving devices; amputated fingers, minor problems with

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Badoolia 152, DC	Obscure Island Colony, to West of Transpomerania
Baked Beans 144	See: Beans, Baked
Banana 152	See: Talking Banana of Mandalistan
Baroness Thatcher.	See: Thatcher, Baroness
Beans, Baked 147	special qualities of; lifesaving potential of
Beef, 147	Buried in pits; ingredient of Giant Sausage (q.v.)
Bee-keeper, lesser, 154	Bird, K von Krunkel's Favourite. Presumably associated with the Gardener's Boy (q.n.v.) in his mind.
Bird-Bath CV	Word which may not be uttered within the Castle or its Estates; see also: Death-Penalty
Blood 144, 145	Slime-Dragon's tendency towards; stimulating tendency on artists of; see also: Hokohakku, Brutto
Braque 145	Paintings of; Darren; confusion with other painters
Broom-handle 144	Unsafe uses for, legal uses for
Brutto, Klaus 150	Young Transpomeranian artist; see also: Guts, Blood, Slaughterhouse
Bulge, Glint 152	Pop star, described as 'sexy'; name referring to personal assets

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California Bosoms 152	Sensational photograph of; boy friend of; starring in
Camels 149	Design features of; Monadery, Binactrian and Triwangian ~; uses for the three humps
Castle, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 152, LC	UC's boyhood home; administrative arrangements for; executions at the; fire at the
Catacombensis woppei, 150	Small dead fish; thrilling discovery of
C-Clex, 144	Revolutionary Explosive material; qualities of
Champagne 147, LC, CV	meanness of boyfriend in purchasing non-vintage type of; as part of Count's invalid diet
Cheese, 144, 147. 154	Grunzweiler Stark; aphrodisiac nature of; rhubarb & kipper flan; ~ and ingratitude
Chicken, 144, 152	entrails of ~ for divination, delicious recipes for
Children's Band, 150	Charming music of, out of tune playing of
Chnorti Chnorti, FT	Very ethnic Transpomeranian Song; see also: Simple, Primitive, etc.
Christmas Pudding, 144, RR	Fossilised remains of, discovery of; see also: Niklaus-Pudding
CIA 144	Refusal of ~ to disclose dental records of Past Presidents
Clinton 147, 149, 151	baldness of; dental records of; favourite trousers of; trade embargoes announced by
Competition 149, LC, CV	generous prizes of; list of winners of; numbers of entries to
Cook 146, 148	violence of, towards guests who pick at food; disagreement over jampots with ; refusal of ~, to reveal recipes when asked
Corablaster 148, CV	combined hair-drier and death-ray, uses for; germicidal effects of
Coracle 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, DC, FT, RR, LC, passim	World-famous leader; famous World-leader, World-famous Uncle
Coracle Eye, the passim	see: Ochs-Korakulum
Coracle Information Service, 147	(CIS) World-wide service for information gathering.
CoracleNet 154	USP (Universal Service Provider) for Transpomerania (q.v.); ubiquity of; inescapability of
Coraclon, 146ff	See: Super-Coraclon®
Coraclorum Corporation 146	See: Koraklatus International
Coraculum Castle	See: Castle, Coraculum
Cornucopia, Saint	Relicof (the True Tooth (q.v.)) held in Porum Cathedral (q.v.)
Count, RR, LC	*Graf von Korakalskrank (q.v.); Uncle Coracle to his Humble Readers*
Cow-manure, 147	As ingredient in Primitive cookery; uses for burial of Grunzweiler Stark (q.v.)
Cucumber, 144	As ingredient in Therapeutic Omelette; wider uses in jam-making

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Damiana Clothear, 149	Lead Player (Bass Guitar) in Snot (q.v.)
Dappled Koa-koa, 148	Interesting New Zealand Grass, with argillaceous glumes
Darren Blackhead, 146	Unfortunate correspondent, with Habits.
Death penalty, 145	General usefulness of, see also: Penalty, death
Deferred Gratification, 147	middle Classes, foundation of; virtues of
Dirtirat, 152	Photographer with enormous lens; for relations, see also: Goffo
Dirty Rats, 147	Enemies of General Grunti (q.v.)
Dishcloth Collection DC	Advantageous offers to readers; endorsement by UC; see also: Super-Coraclon®
Dragon, 145, 152	Slime~, qualities of; story concerning; discovery of

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Ear-dictation RR, LC	method of communication with the Count, only available; problems with
East Wing, 148	Devastating fire in; entire destruction of; rebuilding of by loyal Slaves
Edible Cutlery 147, 148	Availability of; flavours of; manufacturers of
Edible Furniture 147, 152	Export of; storage problems of; international agreements concerning
Edible Tableware 147	Pre-production advertisement; description of; uses for
Eggs 146	Seagulls', delicious recipe using; peculiar
Egoism LC	sad example of, in correspondent
Elephant-Scrotum LC	See: Scrotum, Elephant
Elizabeth Taylor 149	See: Gone with the Wind
Entrails, 144, 145, 146, 152	use as omen; use as subject for painting; use as ingredient of delicious pate
Errors, unfortunate 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 152, DC, FT, RR, LC	apology for; executions resulting from; education of fatherless children arising from; vigorous action taken in response to; deliberate malice as cause of
Erythema Smith DC	world-famous Dishcloth designer
Everlasting Saucepan 146	difficulties with testing; see also: Labour-saving devices
Extra charges DC	necessity for, on occasions

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false teeth 144	American Presidents with
Famine 144	Ending it at a stroke, with Super-Coraclon (q.v.)
Fanakapan wood LC	Tropical hardwood with dangerous qualities
Fatima de Lingham 146	Irritating correspondent
Felicia Grope	See: Grope, Felicia
Fifi-la-Motte 145	Indecent correspondent
Fire 148, 149	Disastrous; in Castle
Flagellophone 144, 149	Complicated musical Instrument; difficulty in finding players for; vital role in Symphony
Florence Nightingale.	See: Nightingale, Florence
Flowers, Language of 153	Interesting Dialect of, peremptory message in
Frankly Mink Exchange 147, DC	Firm devoted to producing beautiful, Artistic Objects, which are quite possibly the heirlooms of the future; see also Dishcloth
From My Post-Bag 144 passim	Popular section devoted to correspondents' letters and counselling
Frondulicordium 149	Complicated musical Instrument; difficulty in playing; as substitute for Flagellophone in Symphony
Frondulus Seralinus 144	Roman Author c.54 BC, author of many wise sayings
Fungus 148	Alarmingly rapid growth of; see also: Mushroom
Fširi 150, 152	Principal market-town of Transpomerania; famed for its Grunzweiler Stark and remarkable sewage-works

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Galumphi 148, 150, 152	Language of, with Neo-Aryan-Sanskrit origins; President of, visit of; trade relations, establishing with
Gargania caput-mortuum 147	Alpine Herb, see also Grobk
Garlic 146	as ingredient of traditional recipes; as guardian of spiritual wholeness
Geoscopical Tangrameters.	See: Tangrameters, Geoscopical
Giant Kipper 150, RR	Sensational discovery of; fraudulent nature of; see also: Kipper
Glint Bulge.	See: Bulge, Glint
Goat's milk 147	Popular ingredient of traditional cheeses
Goffo di Sexirat-Diavolo.	See: Sexirat-Diavolo, Goffo di
Gone With the Wind 149, 144	1931 Version, interesting history of
Governesses 145, 146	Ladies who shaped my future; see also Whiplash, Miss
Grankiwuwu 146	Tropical plant extract of doubtful qualities
Grinkiwowu 146	See: Gronkiwuwu
Grinkiwuwu. 146	See: Gruntiwuwu
Grobk, 147, 152	Useful culinary herb; cheese, vital ingredient of; entrail pate, flavouring for
Grockel-Flute, 150	Delightful wind-instrument; children playing on
Gronkiwuwu, 145	Extract of tropical plant, of doubtful efficacy
Grunkiwuwu, 146, 152, RR, LC	Plant extract, tropical, of amazing universal therapeutic qualities
Grunti, 147	General, resourceful Head of State of Madonga (q.v.)
Gruntiwuwu, 146	See: Grinkiwuwu
Grunzweiler Stark, 147	See: Cheese

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H.F.F.C.N.R.C. 154	The Happy Familly Free CoracleNet Resource Centre (q.v.)
Hieronymus Nosh, 148	Interesting painter of still-lifes, 1414-1493
High Priest CV	Bishop Oblovony (q.v.); ambitions of; see also: Priests
Hochapoteker, 147	Head of Pharmacy at the Castle; interesting experiments conducted by
Hochmarmeladenmeister, 147	Head of Marmalade-Design at the Castle; interesting new type of marmalade created by
Hochwippenmeister, 148	Head of Juvenile Correction at the castle; painful duties of
Hokkuhakku, 144, CV	Head of, no, Japanese Poem of 14.5 syllables and great meaningfulness; subject of popular competition; unfortunate late submission of;
House of People, 148	Lower House of Hankok Government; terrorised by giant fungus
Huzla, FT	Interesting Primitive Instrument of My Country

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Institute of Aroma-Research 150	Widely-respected unit, a division of Koraklatus Inc (q.v.); nature of smells, investigation into
Intercourse 147	Curious expression used in embarrassing letter from Mr Akhbar
Interferometers 146	Devices for measuring small degrees of Interference.
Internet 146	A modern Invention, enabling Uncle Coracle's opinions to be brought to all. (See also: HFFCNRC)
Irresistible Yearning Potion 145, 146	Powerful Preparation, recipe for; dangers attending use of; inconveniences attending use of

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Jackpot 144	Enormous prizes won by many people who enter our competitions, and "win the ~ "
Jampot 146, 147	Uses of in medicine; as container for marmalade; refusal of Cook to provide; see also: Cook
Josef Gargl 150	Eastern Waltz-King, the; Pluckenwalz of ~

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Kipper 146, 150	as ingredient of delicious recipes; see also: Giant Kipper
Klaus Brutto 150	Artist of the Future, the; position as apprentice in the Abattoir; interest in entrails; see also: entrails
Klaus, Great 153	Lagest Bell in Peal of Porum Cathedral (q.v.). Seldom rung, reasons for
Kleebud, Miss 150	Misinformed correspondent, under the impression that some sort of financial benefit may accrue from her letters; request for folk-music by
Klonk, degrees CV	Explanation of temperature scale of Transpomerania, with notes on currency and conversion.
Kola Kapok, 152	Far-famed musician and composer of Transpomerania; difficulties for public, concerning; general ugliness of music, of
Korablaster CV	see: Corablaster®
Koraglue®, 145	*The Be-all and End-all of Adhesion: Never let it go! (Numquam relinquans) is our watchword:* tubes at 3.5 and 6 Euros, from all good stores; Medical problems arising from ~
Korakal University, 150	Transpomeranian seat of learning (at Fziri, q.v.), named after our great Count and Philosopher.
Koraklatus International 146, 147, 152, DC, CV	International organisation for promoting various revolutionary products; pleasing increase in Shares of
Koraklslaboratorium, 150	Research Arm of Koraklatus International (q.v.)
Kreebog, Miss 152	See: Kreeburg, Miss
Krunkel, K von RR, LC	Private Secretary to the Count; Castle-Manager to the Count; editor of the NewsSheet, dogsbody.

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Lamb's liver, 147	As ingredient of Cheese (q.v.)
Land-mines, 148, 152	Improvements in design of; colours available of; treaty with General Grunti (q.v.) concerning
left-handed liver.	See: liver, left-handed
Lettuce, Wilma CV, 153	American Poetess; unfortunate late submission of competition entry; unsatisfactory quality of work of; tiresomeness of
Lettuces 145	Transpomeranian Vegetable
Libavius 144	Transpomeranian Prophet; interest in divination of
Lighthouse-keepers.	See: Keepers, Lighthouse
Linseed oil 146	As essential ingredient in delicious recipe; especial fragrance of
Livers 146, 147	As divinatory device; as ingredient in delicious pate
Lola 145, 147, 149, 150, LC, CV, 153	See :Prangle, Lola
Loovidem®, the 147	Revolutionary device described
Loretta Pancake 145, 146	Boyfriend of, trapped in crevice; see also: Pancake, Loretta
Lousewort, Nauseous	See Gargania caput-mortuum
Love 146	Sensation experienced by some correspondents
Loveboy Mr 148	Senior Tutor at the Castle; forced to leave by scurrilous accusations; prowess at tennis and other things
Love-Potions 144	Recipe for; precautions to be observed with

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Madame Poubelle 144	Delightful climbing rose, developed by the Agricultural arm of Koraklatus, Inc. (q.v.)
Madonga 145, 152, LC	Far Eastern Province; Customer of Koraklatus (q.v.); see also: Hereditary Prince
Madongan, 152	Interesting dialect of Madonga (q.v.); difficulties with the Sgurk voice-marks; protests over absence of Madonga edition of News-Sheet
Magazines 147	Dirty, owned by Mr Crampanoola (q.v.)
Mahler 149	Composer, not from Transpomerania; foreign composer
Mahon 149	Chef of Napoleon; inventor of Mayonnaise during Transpomeranian Campaign
Mammoth 148	Bites of, guarding against
Mandalistan 150	Small state, S. of Badoolia, q.v.; home of Talking Banana q.v.
Mandevill's Variation CV	see: Variation, Mandevill's
Man-Eating Stinkhorn 149	See: Stinkhorn, man-eating
Marmalade 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 152, LC	Castle consumption of; manufacture of; yewberry ~, effects of; new uses for
Mars 144, 145	~ in the Sign of The Tongs, effects of; ~ in the Lavatory of Sirius, effects of
Matzerath, Oskar 149	Well-known percussion player; unfortunate events concerning
McAvity.	See: Dr McAvity
Migration 149	Mysteries of ~ solved
Me, about passim	The principal section of the Newssheet.
Million Dollars, 149	See: Dollars
Miss Brazil, 144	See: Brazil, Miss
Miss Kramer's Ladies' Quartet, 150	See: Kramer's Ladies' Quartet, Miss
Moat, 147	Useful watery area surrounding the Castle (q.v.)
Montfart, M de LC	French (or American) Correspondent); egoism of
Mr Howard 146, 147, 149	See: Howard, Mr
Mr Major 147	See: Major, Mr
Mrs O'Hagerty RR, LC	See: O'Hagerty, Mrs
Mushroom 146, 147, 149	delicious recipes for; growth on edible furniture of; see also: fungus
My childhood 147	See: Childhood, my
Mystery, 145	~virus; ~deaths; general rejoicings over these

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NASA 152	See: Banana, Talking, of Mandalistan
Niklaus-Pudding RR	large one made for Castle; recipe promised; giant saucepan obtained for
Nutmeg-Grater 148	Kaspar von, Substitute Summer-Tutor; Inferiority at Tennis of
Nutria LC	Small country North of Transpomerania; need for constant supply of slaves in Snuff mines of ~

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Ochs-Korakulum	See: Coracle Eye, The
Olympic Games 147	Inclusion of longest-sausage competition in; importance to Britain of
omelette, 144	Rhubarb and cucumber, as poultice
Omens, 144	See Oracle
O'Naturefingers, Seamus	pen-name of Wurzel, Heinrich; see also Velvet, Peekaboo.
Oracle, 145	See Omen
Orchestra, Castle 150	rehearsals of; limitations of, repertoire of, composition of
organic forms, 150	Entrails, mostly; see Brutto, Klaus
Oscar Wilde, 149	As only player of Flagellophone (q.v.)
O'Slimedragon, Wallace 152	Discoverer of Golden Slime-Dragon (q.v.)

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Pate, 144	Useful disposal of used Omens (entrails, mostly); delicious recipe for
Penalty, Death passim	Our merciful punishment for antisocial behaviour, thoughts, expression, etc.
Phukal, FT	Type of Spherical Guitar; pronunciation of
Picasso, 145	Confusion with other artists; paintings by Jason ~
Picnics 148	delightful, at the Castle; need for demolition of houses to prepare site for; Miss Whiplash and
Piltdown Shoe 148	family planning associations' opinions on probable use; Professor Rudebugger's opinions on the same
Plastic 149, 150	obsolete material (since appearance of Super-Coraclon (q.v.)); intelligent ~, problem with, development of
Ploosha Shonj 150	Democratic leader of the New Cornucopia Party in Badoolia (q.v.)
Pogo FT	Musical Instrument (simple and primitive); usually made from flower-pots
Poka-Poka LC	Hereditary, of Madonga
police 145	Transpomerania has no need of a police force, as there is no crime; the Secret Police are run from the Castle.
Politicians 145	Interesting infection among; amazing cheerfulness of general public in relation to illness of ~
Portrait 144, 145	A new series 'Pictures of Me' has begun; first two ~s have already appeared
Porum Cathedral 149, 153	Fine building in Fziri (q.v.); head of North-by-North-Eastern Orthodox Churches; apparitions in ~
Post Bag 144 passim	Immensely popular section of the NewsSheets, where correspondents from around the world express their gratitude
Psychology 149	Infant
Prangle College 144, 145,149	Australian College, famed for its intellectual lady-students. See also: Lola
predictions 144	Famously accurate and challenging predictions are a feature of the Newsletters
President Clinton 148	see also : Clinton, President
Priests 144, 146, 148, LC	dissatisfaction of, when omens are not returned; disinclination to give urine sample of; costume of; use of incense by; extended bedside prayers of
Prison 145	situation of beneath Castle; value of
prisoners 146	Cheerfulness of; responsibility for Geoscopical measurements of; uniform of
Procession of the Equators 144	Scientific Discovery of Amanuensis of Thoth (53 BC), which determines proportions of day and night, or leap-years or something like that.
Protestants 144
Przzququ-przzququ-grlllda Kawhoo 154	The distinctive (!) call of the Lesser Marshmallow, according to K von Krunkel.
Pumice-stone 144	Useful by-product of latest eruption at Pompeii
Pumpkin 146	Ingredient in interesting recipe.
PVC 147	Sister PVC (Pax Vobis Cum); 12th Century Nun; pleasing poem by

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Queen Victoria 144, 149	Food at banquet of; relationship with F. Nightingale
Quilpio 146, CV	Unfortunate boy-friend of Loretta Pancake (q.v.); visit of, projected, to the Castle
Quiz 144,149	the new ~; explanation concerning; answers to

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Rat 152	Eating of edible furniture by (q.v.); surprising absence of other references to
Rat-poison 147	See: marmalade, uses for
Rats and Crafts 150, 152	unfortunate (especially for compositor) error in publicity material
Readers 144, passim	Loyal Admirers
Reagent, Korakal's	Important cell staining-agent, used in diagnosis of Rumpel-Stiltskin's Disease (q.v.)
Rhubarb 144, passim	Versatility of
Rumpel, Rudolf R 152, CV	Initial describer of Rumpel-Stiltskin's Syndrome (q.v.); see also: Stiltskin, P
Rumpel-Stiltskin's Syndrome, 146, 152, RR, CV	Dangerous and pervasive disease; interview with discoverer; specific remedy for; *public-spirited manufacture of, by Korakalslaboratorium (q.v.)*

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Samples 146, 147, 148	Interesting scientific experiment involving; number of jampots required for; difficulties in collecting
Sang-de-Boeuf General LC 153, 154	New Head of Secret Police; See also: police
Saturn 145	Ruling Planet of Transpomerania
Sausage 147	~making as Olympic Sport; pre-eminence of Great Britain in this area
Scum CV	Friendly technical term in Medical Profession for General or Untrained Public.
Secret Police 148, LC	Essential agents of stability within the Castle; kind disposition of, except to enemies of society
Secret Service RR	Branch of the Transpomeranian Diplomatic Service; not to be confused with Secret Police (q.v.)
Secretaries 146	Willing providers of urine-samples; costumes of; vital component of Castle staff
Self-control 146	Advantages of; found amongst upper classes
Servants 146, 148	Harmonious band of happy workers at the Castle (drawn from the lower classes)
Sex 144, 146, 150	++++++++++++++++REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE CCI++++++++++++++++++++++++
Slaves LC	Happy band of smiling workers at the Castle; underclass of servants (q.v.); school-failures
Slime-Dragon.	See: Dragon, Slime
Slob, William CV	Distinguished Physiotherapist and Illiterate, attached at one time to the Castle staff.
Smegulon© DC	Glass-clear substance, used to make Free Offers (q.v.)
Smoothbottom, Nurse Pearl CV	Member of nursing staff of Castle (q.v.); briefly appointed to personal services with the Count
Snot 144, 149	Popular pop group, acclaimed for their dirty clothes and spitting, lead by Damiana Cloth-Ear (q.v.)
Spite and Jealousy 150	Prevalence of ~ in Arts World
Spotted Koa-koa 148	Interesting New Zealand Grass, see also Dappled Koa-koa
Stiltskin, Peter 152	Humble associate of Rudolf Rumpel (q.v.) in his laboratory work.
Super Koraklon	see: Super-Coraclon®
Super-Coraclon® 144, 147, 154 and passim	Important and revolutionary discovery, rendering the engineering and clothing industries obsolete at a stroke, and available in all the latest colours.
Swiss Army Loovidem, 147	Important labour-saving device, introduced by Koraklatus Inc. (q.v.)
Swuruhili, 145	Northern-Rapolic dialect of Burumi (q.v.) It lacks the fricatives of Madinga, but is more Enumerated.

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Talking banana 152	~ of Mandalistan; prophecies of; interest in by meteorologists and NASA
Tests, Atomic 154	Harmless nature of; misunderstandings concerning; eco-friendly ~; important uses of Super-Coraclon
Thatcher, Baroness	See: Baroness Thatcher
the X-Crementals 149	Pop group with wholly new ways of being disgusting - certain of success. Banned from Transpomerania. See also: Sex
toadstools 148, 149, 152	Variety of mushroom (q.v.); rapid growth of; man-eating ~
Toothmug, 148, 152	Bishop Hilary; discovery in bank-vault; nudity of
Tooth, True, the 153	Sacred relic of St. Cornucopia (q.v.). glowing when something is about to happen, quality of
Totenkranz, 148	Secret police, head of, erstwhile. See also: Sang-de-Boeuf, General
Transpomerania, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 152, FT, RR, LC	Your perfect Holiday Destination. Where the Old World Meets The New. Please write to Transpomeranian Dream Holidays for further details.
Tryons CV	Causative agent of Rumpel-Stiltskin disease (q.v.)
Tubes 148	See also: entrails

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Ultimatum 147	issued by General Grunti (q.v.); imposition of
Uncle Coracle passim et ubique	Everybody's friendly friend and adviser. The Universal Uncle and Family Favourite
Unhealthy atmosphere, 146	In certain families.
United Kingdom, 147	Country famed for sausage-making.
Upper Classes, 146, 147 etc.	The Natural Rulers in a society. See also: Count
Uromancy, 146	See also: Jampot
USA, 147, 154	Country to far West of Transpomerania; existence of lawyers, in; see also: President

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Variation, Mandevill's CV	Reticulate formation within mitochondria; important diagnostic feature in Rumpel-Stiltskin's disease (q.v.)
Velvet, Peekaboo 154	Distinguished Advice-Columnist of Woman's Duty (q.v.), premier Ladies' Magazine of Transpomerania; pen-name of Seamus O'Naturefingers (q.v.)
Venus 145	Ruling planet of trouble-makers
Virus 145	Cause of Interesting Diseases, largely overcome, thanks to the Korakalslaboratorium (q.v.)
Vlim FT	Powerful local spirit of My Country, made by distilling leather
Volcano 146	Interesting Natural Phenomenon of Transpomerania, greatly appreciated by tourists; measurements faithfully determined by Castle Prisoners; see also Geoscopical Tangrameter

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Wanganui Camel 149	See: Camel
Watercress, 145	as soothing application
Wedgworm® Jasperware, DC	Distinguished American manufacturers of Free Gifts
Whipstock, Miss 148	Early effects on My Upbringing; healthy influence of Discipline of
Wind-tabor, FT	Primitive, simple folk-instrument with hole.
Woman's Duty	Premier Woman's Weekly in Transpomerania. Famed for knitting patterns, recipes, readers' letters; renowned for its views on Woman's Place in the Home, unsuitability of Ambition, etc.
World will come to an end, 144	Coracular prophecy, supported by Banana, talking, of Mandalistan (q.v.)
World-Wide Tobacco, Inc., 152	subsidiary of Koraklatus Inc. (q.v.)
Wu-hu-hu 148	See: hu-hu, Wu

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Yak, 144, 145, 153	As competition prize; en route for Australia; death of
Yewberry, 147, 148, 149, 150, LC	Uses of, in marmalade making; unfortunate effects of, in marmalade; see also: Howard, Mr.; Montfart, M de