Episode 3: ‘The Death of Dr. Arcane’

Written by Joseph Stefano, Judith and Sandra Berg
Directed by John McPherson

 

The scene opens in Houma town centre. Jim has just left the local amusement arcade, and he goes to the edge of the sidewalk to get his bike which has been left there. Unknown to him, two men are watching him with interest from a black van parked across the street from him. They look positively sinister. Inside the van, one of the men asks if it’s him, watching and nodding at Jim. “Uh huh.” The second man (who is very probably an as yet unnamed Graham since he’s played by Kevin Quigley) confirms. The first man opens the van door and makes to leave, but Graham reaches out and holds him back. “Not here.” He mutters, feeling that the street has too many witnesses. The first man shuts the door again and they both go back to observing Jim with menace as the boy gets on his bike and rides off.


Desolated after failing the audition for "The Blues
Brothers", Graham turns to a life of crime !

Now well out of town, Jim is riding his bike on a dirt track leading into the swamp. We see the same black van appear behind him. It puts on a bit of speed and overtakes him, before pulling over and stopping in front of Jim, cutting him up. Jim stops and gets off his bike, furious with them; “Hey! Why don’t you stupid guys watch where you’re going!?” He shouts angrily. He goes quiet as he sees Graham get out of the van hurriedly, carrying a large sack, before running round the front of the van towards him. Jim makes a run for it, but the other thug gives chase as well, and Jim is soon captured. Jim screams for help as both the men attempt to bundle him into the sack. His cap comes off, and Graham retrieves it. They finally succeed in getting him into the sack and they tie it; and the first thug slings Jim over his shoulder and carries him to the back of the van where he’s thrown in unceremoniously. Graham then tosses the cap in with him and shuts the door. He looks around warily to make sure they haven’t been witnessed, then he gets in the van and they drive off. On the dirt track, all that’s left is Jim’s bike, it’s wheel still spinning.

It’s early evening in the swamp. The place has a quiet, mysterious feel to it. Dr. Arcane arrives, carrying with him a cat basket. He smiles and looks around, before crouching down and placing the basket on the ground beside him as he sees something ahead of him. “I hope you’re ravenous, my pet.” He says affectionately; “In fact, there’s a great big fat, juicy tortoise out here for you to sink you’re teeth into.” He says softly as he opens the mesh door of the basket; “In fact, the entire swamp is yours to feast on;” He adds. Coming out of the basket is a bizarre creature: A segmented, wormlike thing about two feet long, with malevolent vivid red eyes and a vast mouth full of huge sharp teeth. Both Arcane and the creature are regarding a tortoise on the ground a few yards in front of them. “Bon appetite!” Arcane quips, and the creature lunges forward at a surprisingly fast pace and descends on the tortoise. Sickening sounds of crunching and feasting can be heard.


"Well frankly, Arcane, I'm getting sick of being called 'Swamp Thing' !
It's offensive and derogatory! I prefer the term 'Genetically

challenged wetlands botanic mutant!' Do I make myself clear!!"

 All this has attracted Alec’s attention; who arrives and looks down at the scene in progress. Arcane grins broadly, as though he’s expected this. Alec bends down and makes to grab the worm, but it’s too quick for him and escapes, scuttling off into the undergrowth. The creature no longer a current concern, Alec turns his attention to Arcane; walking forward with a determined and menacing stride.

As he sees Alec, Arcane gets to his feet and looks straight at him, seemingly preparing himself for whatever showdown is to come. He has a somewhat arrogant look on his face; not at all fearful as might be expected. Alec grabs him by the throat and lifts him clean off the ground. “Arcane.” He intones; “You’ve just performed your last foul act!” Still hoisted in mid air, Arcane manages to turn his head around and down to look Alec in the eyes. “I don’t think so.” He manages to utter with total confidence, giving a smile suggesting he still has a card left to play. Curious, Alec puts the man back down on the ground. Arcane appears in minor discomfort as Alec releases him. He gives a slight gasp and puts his hand to his throat; but his smug expression remains throughout. “What was that creature you set loose?” Alec wants to know. Arcane’s still playing the scenario as though in total control. “Well, since you’re so interested; that was no creature. That was a little pet of mine.” He strolls a couple of yards away from Alec, turning his back to him so that we can see his face, but Alec can’t. He gives a smile. “Granted, he’s not your ordinary household pet;” he continues what appears to be a rehearsed spiel as Alec scrutinises him; “but then it’s not just any ordinary pet who has the urge to devour every living thing that comes in it’s way.” He turns back to face Alec. “Course, you’d probably give him indigestion; but there’s plenty of other animals for him to enjoy.” He says casually. “You’re mad, Arcane. It’s time you were stopped!” Alec sounds like he’s being pushed too far. Arcane’s smile becomes bitter. He pauses a moment before speaking. “I’m not mad....I’m a genius!” He snarls; “and I don’t think you REALLY want to stop me under the circumstances.....” Alec now begins to move towards Arcane with a determined, and decidedly unfriendly look; Arcane sees the immediate danger; “TOUCH ME....” He shouts very hastily, pointing at Alec for emphasis; “....and you’ll never see the Kipp brat again!” This stops Alec dead in his tracks. “What does Jim have to do with this?” He asks, now standing very close to Arcane. “Nothing;” Arcane has now resumed his calm and gloating manner again as he turns his back to Alec again; “That’s what’s so unfortunate for him.” He says, as he explains that he had to have Jim kidnapped to prevent Alec from interfering with his present project. He turns back to face Alec again with a gloating smirk; “And I’m the only one who knows where he’s hidden.” He’s finally played his card. “What do you want?” Alec asks sternly. “Not much.” Arcane says casually, sounding almost benign and magnanimous; “Leave me alone and I’ll free Jim.” He makes it sound so simple. Alec regards him silently. Arcane continues, putting a little more metaphorical icing on the cake; “If not, there’s likely to be one more mutant in the world....” His tone is casual, mocking and arrogant; “....say about so high, with blond hair.” He puts his hand to a level about Jim’s height, to put his point across further. He looks at Alec, waiting for the reply he knows he’ll get. Alec regards him icily. “I don’t have any choice.” He finally intones. “Well, I have to look out for my pets, you see.” Arcane pushes the situation further, knowing he’s got control; “I’ve got five more ready to go if this one’s a success;” He grins malevolently; “which means when I unleash them all, they’ll eat the entire swamp....including you.” Alec watches him with a stony gaze. Arcane is milking the situation for all it’s worth and feigns sympathy; “Oh....you’ll get your little friend back by 4 am.” He patronises Alec; “That should give me enough time to make sure my pet’s been properly trained.” He walks back to Alec, standing close and facing him; “And, incidentally, that’s about the time when Jim’s Oxygen will run out.” He gives one of his very best prolonged, broad, triumphant, oily, gloating smiles to give his last statement more effect as Alec regards him with building and brooding anger. Arcane simply looks at his watch, making a real meal out of the whole situation; “In fact, he has exactly 8 hours and 45 minutes.” He gloats again and gives Alec a gentle little pat on the chest; “Well, toodleoo!” He casually mocks Alec with the superficially cheerful goodbye as he turns, picks up the basket, and walks away into the bushes. “You’ll regret you ever did this, Arcane.” Alec gives a heartfelt, if somewhat impotent threat; “You’ll pay for this someday!” he swears, as Arcane heads off through the bushes and out of sight.

 
((That does it!! If that little creep touches me just once
more like that, I'm filing for harassment!!))

Meanwhile, Jim appears to be trapped in a small enclosure. He has a candle for light, and very little else. As the scene pans out, we can see that he’s in a muddy cave type area, most probably below ground. Using the candle, he’s looking round to try and find out where he is, and if there’s a way out; and it looks like he’s out of luck.

Meanwhile, back at the Langford house, light is pouring in through an open window. The sound a keyboard in use can be heard, and we see Tressa working at a computer in her living room. She breaks off from her typing and calls for Jim; then begins typing anew. There’s no answer forthcoming and she looks upwards. She begins typing yet again, but seems preoccupied since it’s obvious that Jim should be home by now. Finally she gets up and goes into the hall, to the foot of the stairs. “Jim!” She shouts upstairs; “Hey! Are you up there!?” There’s no answer. A puzzled look crosses her face and she goes to the front door. She opens it and calls to him again; “Jim! It’s dinner time!” She shouts outside. Again, there’s no answer. Eventually she shuts the door again and goes back into the living room where she goes over to a phone on a small table by the window. Picking up the receiver, she calls someone. “Oboe. Hi! It’s Tressa Kipp. Er, is Jim with you?” She asks. A male voice can just be heard on the other end. “Oh. Oh well if you do, send him home, OK?” She says. Obviously Jim isn’t there. She doesn’t seem to think anything’s untoward just yet, and thanks Oboe, bidding him goodbye and putting the phone down.

Some time later, in the swamp, a high pitched whistling sound can be heard. It’s Arcane, roaming around the swamp looking for his pet. He’s carrying the basket and using a high frequency dog whistle to attract it’s attention. It looks like he’s been searching for some time and is beginning to look very slightly frustrated, when he hears a croaking growl coming from somewhere ahead. He turns and follows the sound. After walking a short way, he looks up into a tree and smiles broadly. “Aah....there you are, my little pet.” He utters affectionately. The creature is sitting in a branch of the tree looking down at him standing just below and in front of it. It seems to shift a little on seeing him. “Is your belly all full up?” Arcane says softly to it. It gives a little growl. “Good.” He says in a slow, satisfied voice. He brings the basket up and again it just regards him. “Well.” He says, as he opens the cage; “It’s time to go home.” His voice is like that of a loving and patient parent to his offspring, and he gives it a warm smile as he moves closer, trying to gently coax it into the cage. He shows it the basket. “Well....what are you waiting for?” He asks softly, still full of infinite loving patience for his pet and smiling gently. It continues to regard him, not moving. “GET IN THE DAMNED CAGE!!” He suddenly screams, his patience having worn thin and snapped; angry at not having total control of the situation and being obeyed. Again, it just continues to regard him, moving in closer and now with a menacing look in it’s red eyes. It’s mouth slowly opens to reveal it’s vicious teeth and it appears to be regarding him like a rather juicy tortoise. Suddenly, fast as lightning it lunges forwards off the branch and straight for Arcane’s exposed throat


Take a piece of advice, Anton: NEVER build a pet with more teeth than
the Osmond family; and stick to fluffy white Persian cats next time !


In the darkness, a long drawn out screaming can be heard.

As the scream eventually dies down, the scene is now in Houma town centre. It’s dark now and neon lights are lit up on the streets. A car is driving around slowly. It’s Tressa, and she’s out looking for Jim. She continues to drive a little further when she sees Oboe ahead of her. He’s just walked up a flight of steps from a shop, and out onto the street. In his hands are a bag of groceries. He begins walking away from her. “Oboe!” She shouts, and sounds the car’s horn. He hears and turns. When he sees her he begins to walk towards her and she stops the car. “Hi, Mrs. Kipp!” he greets her. “Jim’s still not home.” She says in a voice filled with worry. “Have you checked the arcade?” Oboe suggests, and she nods. “Apparently he was there hours ago and...and then he left.” She tells him, adding that she’s tried all his usual hangouts. “I don’t know where he could be.” Her voice is breaking in barely subdued panic. “Well, how about I help you look?” Oboe offers. She thanks him. “I know a few other places we can check out.” He says reassuringly (implying that Jim visits quite a few places with him that Tressa doesn’t know about), then gets into the car. Above them, in a window, a clock reads 9.09 pm.

Alec is walking through the swamp, also looking for Jim. As he walks past, a shadowy figure on the ground is silently watching him from the bushes. It’s Arcane’s creature.


After surveying the mess, Alec can't help wondering if Arcane's
really kidnapped Jim for use as a housekeeper at less than minimum wage

Alec arrives at Arcane’s cave and enters. Inside, the place is deserted and an utter mess. There’s a light on in the alcove, but clearly no-one is home. The place is overgrown with vines and papers are strewn all over the floor. “Jim!” Alec calls, walking further into the cave. There’s no reply. He turns and walks to the other end of the cave, towards us. “JIM!” he shouts, more forcefully this time; “ARE YOU HERE?” Again, there’s no answer. In a sudden moment of rage he lashes out and hits the cave wall with a cry of frustration.

Later, on the dirt track leading into the swamp, we see the headlights of Tressa’s car. She’s now looking really worried as she and Oboe continue to glance around them as they drive slowly along.

Jim’s still trapped in his prison. The candle is now resting in a niche while he’s trying to claw his way through the dirt. He looks weary and pauses, grimacing; then continues in his task.


Oh, come one guys!....You promised you'd let me
out to do the next season!!

 Tressa and Oboe are still driving along, looking around them. Ahead of them, something’s lying in the road. As it comes in focus and is illuminated by the headlights, they see that it’s Jim’s bike. Tressa gasps and stops the car abruptly, slightly jolting Oboe. “Oh no!” She utters in fear. They get out to investigate.

Later, a full scale search is underway in the swamp. Tressa is calling for Jim. There are lots of police officers involved. Everyone is carrying torches and shining them around, calling out to Jim. They continue to push on through the thick foliage and mist. German Shepherd dogs are being used to track. Sheriff Andrews is with the party, also calling to Jim. The search presses on and the light beams are shining out in all directions. Tressa decides to break away from the main group and continues to scan the area calling out for Jim. “Don’t worry, Mrs. Kipp. We’ll find him.” Oboe’s joined her. “He’s probably just out fishing and got lost.” He continues, trying to reassure her. “I know what you’re doing, and I appreciate it.” She says; “I only hope you’re right.” Her voice is wracked with fear and she doesn’t sound too convinced. They press on; and as she walks past, we see a shadowy shape observing her from overhead in a tree.....It’s the creature; and it slowly retreats out of sight.


Things were getting pretty dull in Houma, so
Anton decided to give up the day job and moonlight as
a stunt double for "Weekend at Bernie's"

Alec is still searching when he looks down in obvious surprise as he comes across an interesting find: Arcane: And he’s quite clearly dead. Blood is staining his white suit; his eyes are open but staring fixedly ahead and his mouth is still agape in a silent scream.


The occupational hazard of listening
to one too many Spice Girls tracks

He’s lying like a broken doll on the ground, legs splayed, and with his throat ripped out. Alec kneels down beside his body and puts one hand on his torso, and the other behind his head to support it. He lifts the head up. “Where have you got Jim?” He asks. Not surprisingly, there’s no answer (it’s not established that he can do this until much later, but he’s probably trying to commune with Arcane’s spirit rather than expecting the corpse to speak.) He lets Arcane’s head drop back to the ground, where it lands with an audible thud. He looks wearily at his nemesis’ body. “I’m going to have to bring you back.” He mutters aloud, placing a hand to Arcane’s throat. He pauses, then abruptly withdraws it, shaking his head. He silently mouths a denial of this and gets up, turning his back on Arcane’s body. “I can’t. He doesn’t deserve to live.” He says in torn anguish. He slowly turns back to regard Arcane again, unhappy realisation dawning on him; “I have to.” He says, knowing he’s no choice if he wants to save Jim. He kneels down again and puts his hand back to Arcane’s throat. Suddenly, he hears some noise approaching, and turns quickly. It’s the search party. He has no time to resurrect Arcane, and gets up hurriedly and makes for the bushes.

The party arrive; a young police officer with a dog on a leash leading them. He gasps as his torch beam catches something ahead of him. “It’s Dr. Arcane!” He exclaims. Sheriff Andrews comes forward and bends down to investigate. “Oh my God!” An unidentified voice in the background can be heard saying. “Looks like an animal got him.” Andrews comments.


Andrews, Tressa and Oboe wonder briefly if it was an animal
that got Arcane....or just roaming pack of irate hairdressers!

He gets up and greets Tressa who’s just arrived on the scene and rushing forward. “Ji....Oh!!” Tressa gasps as she sees Arcane’s mutilated body. Andrews holds her back and tries to usher her away from the scene. She puts her hand to her mouth and steps back herself. Andrews then turns back to Arcane and removes his jacket, using it to cover the body. “You think there’s any link between this and Jim?” Tressa asks the Sheriff. “No, I doubt it.” He says calmly. Oboe’s also there, and is continuing to stare down at Arcane’s body with his torch. He’s looking puzzled. Something’s going through his mind. Tressa shakes her head. “What could have done this to him?” She asks Andrews. “I wonder what he was doing out here to begin with?” Oboe mutters suspiciously to the police officer with the dog. Behind them, Tressa and Andrews are walking away. The officer looks back at Oboe. “We’ll never know, will we?”

In his prison, Jim is still digging. He’s more frantic now; not to mention dirty and perspiring heavily. As he digs away, a large rock becomes dislodged and rolls down, hitting him on the head. He slumps to the floor, unconscious.

Back in the swamp, the search has been called off. Two men are sitting by a large estate car, with a flashing red light, marked ‘coroner’; and Andrews and the Police officer with the dog are rounding things up for the night. Andrews tells everyone to get going and they’ll meet back in town. Then he and the other officer leave. The two seated men from the coroner’s office get up and lift a black body bag containing Arcane, which they hoist into the back of the car. They then shut the door behind him, get in themselves, and drive off. It almost seems an ironic reminder to when Jim was bundled into the sack and dumped in the van earlier. As they go, Alec watches them carefully from the bushes.

In Jim’s hole, the candle’s now nearly burned down, showing that quite some time has passed. Jim slowly regains consciousness. He gives a cough and feels his head. He gets up slowly and resumes his digging.

Meanwhile, in town, Alec is skulking around trying to move about without being seen. He edges his way along a brick wall, periodically stepping back into the shadows and hiding. He eventually ventures out briefly, edging further along the wall. Around the corner from him, in an alley, a sign says ‘County Coroner’.

In the morgue, a man is writing some notes when an older man walks in, looking very weary. He shuts the door and shuffles over to a body covered by a green sheet; almost as if in a sleep deprivation trance. He gets on with the job at hand and removes the sheet from the body’s head.


"What do you reckon killed him?"
"Who cares?? You get the mesquite, I'll get the
charcoal... and I won't tell anyone if you don't!"

“Dr. Arcane.” He mutters, as he looks at the corpse and turns to the other man; “They called me at one in the morning for HIM!” The other man just give a helpless shrug. On the wall behind them, a clock reads 1.19 am. The coroner walks away, leaving Arcane’s head and torn throat uncovered, and heads for the door. “Aren’t you going to take a look at him?” asks the other man. “I couldn’t look at him when he was alive!” Is the Coroner’s pissed off reply as he opens the door. “But the Sheriff wants to know what killed him!” the other man argues. “He can find out tomorrow.” The Coroner says wearily, then leaves without further ado. The other man gives another shrug before switching off an overhead lamp and leaving too; with only Arcane’s still and silent body remaining in the now darkened room.

Outside, Alec is sneaking round the corner and looking at the Coroner’s office. There’s nobody around and he makes a dash for it before he’s seen.

At the Langford house, Tressa and Sheriff Andrews are together at the entrance to the living room. “You can’t just call off the search for the night!” Tressa angrily confronts Andrews. “Tressa, it’s useless to go back into the swamp now....It’s almost 2 o’clock in the morning;” Andrews tries to explain, looking at his watch; “We have to wait for daylight.” “Oh, you wouldn’t feel that way if he were your son!” Tressa hastily interjects in an angry tone of voice, stopping Andrews dialogue dead in it’s tracks. She’s pacing around, agitated, turning her back on the Sheriff. “You know I’m worried about Jim too.” Andrews comments. She turns back to him, approaching him again. She appears to think, and stutters her initial words before coming out with the dreaded question; “Do you think it’s possible that he’s been kidnapped?” She suggests. Andrews is pretty silent and gives a very brief, almost imperceptible downward look (ambiguous at this point as to whether he’s in with Arcane yet and does know, or whether it’s just an acceptance of the possibility.) Before he can answer, impeccable timing causes the phone to ring. Tressa darts for it immediately and snatches the receiver up. “Yes!!??” she says eagerly; expectantly. Her face drops noticeably and she looks at Andrews, proffering the receiver to him; “It’s for you.” She says in a bitterly disappointed voice. Andrews takes the call. “Andrews here......I’ll be right there.” He says, also looking down (some other shady business; or merely his disappointment that it isn’t about Jim??) Tressa looks at him, both worried and excited. He turns to her. “That was about something else.” He explains. She starts to look distraught now, and he comforts her; “I have to go now, Tressa, but the moment I hear anything, I’ll call you.” He reassures, holding her. “I’m really sorry.....believe me.” He says gently. “I do.” She replies, giving a small, sad smile. He leaves, and she’s alone in the house. With no-one else around, she starts to look at her wits end, and only now starts to break down; giving a terrified expression and subdued, silent but wracking sobs.


There was no doubt about it..... It was the
worst case of terminal adenoids Alec had ever seen!

Meanwhile, back in town, Alec is skulking round the morgue. We see his shadow appear behind the room where Arcane’s body is kept, and then he enters. He looks around and sees Arcane lying there. Slowly, he approaches and gets down to the matter at hand, putting his hand at Arcane’s throat. A glowing green light illuminates Arcane and the whole room. Alec stands over Arcane and watches. This continues for a few moments. Eventually, Arcane shifts very slightly and his lips move. Alec watches a bit longer, and the green light fades away into darkness again. Alec backs off and withdraws his hand. Lying in what appears to be a long metal sink, Arcane blinks a few times, clearly disoriented. Alec regards him inscrutably. Now conscious, Arcane is lying perfectly still, his mouth open and only his eyes moving rapidly around in surprise and more than a little fear as he takes in his bizarre surroundings. “Where am I?” He asks tentatively, in a small and nervous voice. There’s no answer. He looks to where Alec is and screws his eyes shut, blinking hard, before opening them again. He sees Alec’s form coming into focus slowly; staring down at him. “What am I doing HERE?” he asks softly, again noticing his surroundings. Again, there’s no answer from Alec. “Am I dead?” Is his obvious next question. Now he gets a response. “You were. And I brought you back....but it can easily be undone!” Alec adds with menace to keep Arcane into line. “It was that insidious creature of mine.” Arcane says evenly, finally beginning to remember what happened. “It turned on me!!” He utters in a now more amazed tone of voice; “IT....IT ACTUALLY KILLED ME!!” He cries, shocked and suddenly sitting bolt upright in the sink, still partially covered by the sheet.

 
"Bloody Hell, Holland. What do you think you're doing with that hand??"
"Damn! You came round too soon. erm... Just practising
a little ventriloquist act I was going to put on for Jim"

He withdraws his hands from under it and regards Alec with a puzzled expression. “Why did you save me?” He asks, but before Alec can say anything, he remembers fully, and gives a broad smile, his arrogance having returned; “Oh yes....I have the boy.” He gives Alec a casual sneering smile whilst allowing himself a small stretch to ease any muscular tension; now seemingly fully back to his usual self. Alec regards him angrily. “Where is he?” He asks bluntly. Arcane seems in no hurry and is determined to regain control. “I can tell you....but not without a guarantee.” It looks like he is back in control as before. “Of what?” Alec asks warily. “No one will ever know what I’ve done. I must have anonymity as the kidnapper.....which is such an ugly term anyway;” He utters with casual disdain; “and your word that you won’t kill me once you’ve got Jim back.” He smiles at Alec, clearly having salvaged quite a bit out of the situation; possibly more so than intended. Alec has no choice, but still seems determined to at least let his feelings be known. “This isn’t over, Arcane; but you’ve got my word.” That’s good enough for Arcane.


"Jolly nice of you to bring me back, Holland....er...I don't
suppose you'd mind taking a look at this rash I've been
getting lately, while you're at it!?"

“Good!!” he exclaims cheerfully, giving a satisfied sigh and removing the sheet, before swinging his legs round off the sink/table and hopping down from it to the floor. “I don’t much like being dead;” He says, regarding Alec as he goes to the door; before giving the morgue a last look;

 
"Well, Alec, not exactly what I'd expect from the Houma Hilton.
So, d'you fancy a quick beer before you go rescue Jim?"
"Do you think I've got time?"
"Not really, but who cares??"
"Fair enough. Okay, meet you down in the bar..."

“and this place depresses me! Follow me, you pile of moss!” He mutters flippantly as he leaves the room. Alec pauses a while longer and regards the clock on the wall. It’s reading 3.18 am.

Jim is still digging to get free, and it looks like he’s almost made it. He reaches and grabs a last mound of earth and light shines through onto his face. He gasps for air and starts to move up into the hole. Suddenly, without warning, there’s a croaking roar and the worm creature lunges down through the hole towards him. It just misses him on the first attack though, and Jim backs off; back into the underground prison. It’s moved into the passageway now, and heading towards Jim; but a huge mossy hand reaches down and grabs it. Outside, Alec pulls the creature outside and holds it firmly in his grasp. It screeches in fury and squirms and struggles to be free. Jim can hear all this from the hole, and he looks out. The worm is still writhing in Alec’s grasp, trying vainly to snap and bite, as Alec tries hard to keep the thing from his face and throat. It may be small, but it’s apparently very strong. After a brief struggle, Alec throttles the think, killing it; and tosses the body away with a disgusted look. He then reaches down through the foliage covering the underground hole’s entrance, and pulls Jim up to safety, where he hugs him closely.


"Now remember, Jim. If anyone asks, you've just been
playing harmlessly in the swamp.....and anything else
is a completely unconfirmed fabrication!!!"

As they’re walking home together, Alec is explaining some things to Jim; “You can’t ever tell anyone you were kidnapped.” He says. “Why not?” Jim wants to know. “It was the agreement I had to make to free you.” Alec replies. Jim doesn’t look too happy. “Come on! Who am I going to tell?” he says. Alec puts a hand on Jim’s shoulder and they stop walking. He looks at Jim. “Don’t question it, Jim.” He warns (clearly a warning for Jim’s safety rather than implying that he’d do anything.) Jim pauses and thinks, then looks up at Alec. “I wish I could tell my mom all about you.” He says wistfully. “Some day....not now.” Is Alec’s reply. “I know.” Jim says resignedly, and walks off towards home. “It’s the way it has to be.” Alec’s voice utters sadly to himself. Jim turns back to look at him; but he’s gone.

Back at the Langford house, a framed photo of Jim when he was younger is sitting on a table in the living room. Next to it, Tressa’s fallen asleep on the couch. Jim arrives home and quietly opens the front door and enters, shutting it behind him. He looks ahead, up the stairs, then to his left, where he sees Tressa. He goes over to her. “Mom?” he says gently. There’s no reply. “Mom?” He says again, louder this time. She begins to stir, then turns quickly in shock and delight. “Jim! Oh, are you all right!?” She cries, getting up immediately and going over to grab him in delight. “What happened to you? Where have you been?” She sounds demented as the relief overwhelms her. He’s bedraggled and covered in mud. “I’m OK. I just sort of had an accident.” Jim says calmly; “I fell down this dumb gully and I must have bumped my head...” “Oh, it’s not important;” She sobs, interrupting his explanation and sitting him down on the sofa where she holds him lovingly; “The important thing is you’re here now.” She cries with relief, hugging and kissing him.

 
Damn it, Jim! How many times do I have to tell
you not to go talking to strange 7' vegetables!?

Some time later, a man is strolling down the streets of Houma. He’s carrying a jacket over his shoulder, and a can of gasoline is in his other hand. “Tressa! My poor dear. I heard that Jim was missing.” It’s Arcane; and he’s just run into Tressa who’s leaving a shop carrying a pile of wrapped parcels. She’s smiling happily, but freezes somewhat on seeing Arcane; a cold expression appearing on her face. “What an awful ordeal for you to go through!” He oozes feigned sympathy; “....and all alone.” She feigns pleasantry; “Er...thankfully it’s all over. Wha...What about what you went through?” She comments, seeing his throat bandaged up. “It’s going to take weeks for my throat to heal. Terrifying experience, wouldn’t you say?” He sounds anything but terrified. Tressa is beginning to look quite uncomfortable in his presence, and she looks around the street for a way out of this. Arcane continues; “What’s even more terrifying is the gross incompetence of that Coroner....or should I say Ex-Coroner; to not even realise I was alive!” He raises his voice at the end to imply total incredulity. Tressa just nods coldly. “That is rather hard to miss, isn’t it?” She comments. His proximity seems to make her almost shiver with cold, despite the temperature clearly being warm. “May I tell you something?” He utters softly, closing in on her and bringing his face near to hers in somewhat sensual, predatory movement; “Being so close to death was a truly existential experience.” He purrs. “You’ll have to tell me about it sometime.” She says icily, abruptly dropping all pretence of pleasantry now and simply leaving without so much as a goodbye. Arcane watches her go with a broad grin, then walks off himself.

Back in his cave, he’s not so calm and collected. In fact, he’s furiously pouring the gasoline into a large vat. “You disgusting monstrosities!” He positively shrieks, striking a match. “This’ll keep you from ever turning on your master!!” He snarls with righteous indignation as he tosses the match in. He watches with excited satisfaction as flames erupt out of the vat and the rest of the worm creatures burn; screeching and roaring in pain as they die. It seems that Arcane’s finally learned an important lesson.....Maybe?


He'd scrimped....He'd saved....He'd fought through fire
and angry shoppers....but that last pickle jar was HIS!!

But then he bends down and picks up a large glass jar with red fluid and another worm embryo. He lifts it to face height and stares intently at it; eyeing it with eager, loving anticipation; There’s madness in his tone as he talks to it; “And as for you, my little pet....You will be the beginning of a glorious new attempt!!”.....Hmmm, maybe not!




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