Episode 52: ‘Return of LaRoche’

Written by Babs Greyhosky
Directed by Andrew Stevens


“Hello, Graham. I’m calling you from paradise!” Arcane’s soothed and relaxed voice can be heard as the episode opens on a beautiful scenic area. The view pans right across some trees, and a sign saying ‘Garden of Allah villas’. The area has a relaxing, Mediterranean feel to it. “Yes, I know it’s only 2 hours away....” Arcane continues in a slow and lazy voice as the view continues to pan beyond the trees to a beautiful set of gardens and a mosaic fountain; “....I’m so tired; it’s paradise enough for me.” Arcane sighs. All around, hoards of sun worshippers are enjoying the beautiful weather and relaxing, drinking cocktails etc. The view pans past the fountain and continues to a small set of steps. “You can’t come and visit! Solitude is what I need.....and I think I might find it here.” He continues. As the view continues down the steps we see Arcane seated at a round glass table with a sunshade. He’s dressed casually, wearing sunglasses, and relaxing with a drink whilst talking to Graham on a cell phone. “I’ve been here 15 minutes and already I feel like a new man!” He says wistfully, as a group of bikini clad beauties walk past him from the bar. Distracted from his conversation with Graham, he removes his shades to get a better look at the view; ogling them appraisingly.

 
Anton gives up his career as an evil genius to follow his
inner child and become a judge for Miss Houma '93

“Scenery is breathtaking!” He gasps in appreciation. As she walks past, one of the ladies, wearing a skimpy pink and black spotted bikini nudges him accidentally. He smiles broadly at her, his eyes lighting up excitedly. “Hello!” He purrs to her smoothly and suggestively, with a Cheshire cat grin. “Hi!” She replies softly, turning and smiling at him as she walks up the steps. “No! Not you, you idiot!” Arcane snaps at Graham, who, for some reason, has obviously imagined that Arcane’s coming on strong was meant for him. Arcane quickly hangs up the phone and rushes to his feet, darting after the woman; all the while keeping his broad, beaming smile. “Oh...I say!” He calls after her, pointing to catch her attention. At the top of the steps she stops and turns, waiting for him to catch up. He takes her hand gallantly and puts on his best ‘how to chat up women’ voice; “Charmed. I’m Dr. Anton Arcane; and you are.....?” “Roxanne.” She reciprocates with a smile indicating that she’s as interested as he is. “Roxanne?....Oh, I like the sound of that very much!” he says softly and sensually, looking her up and down with another broad smile.

 
"Yeah, you seem like a nice guy, Anton......Well, just as long as you don't turn out
to be some wacko limey scientist that, like keeps his dead wife in a freezer and talks
Shakespeare to her! My last boyfriend turned out like that and he was, like, a real loser !"

Later that night, in Arcane’s bedroom, he and Roxanne are in bed together. Whatever they’ve been up to, it’s certainly knocked him out and he’s lying half asleep, while she’s making a move to get out of bed. “Shhh....You just stay asleep;” She whispers softly to him, stroking and patting him gently on his bare chest; “I have to get back to my room.” She explains as she gets up and moves away from the bed. In his sleep, he reaches over and fumbles for her, giving a drowsy little moan. Finding nothing, he rolls lazily back over to his side of the bed and continues with whatever pleasant dreams he’s having. As Roxanne opens the door to leave, light suddenly floods into the room. He seems disturbed by this; half waking reflexively and shielding his eyes from it. The door then shuts again and the room’s back in darkness. He settles back down to sleep; still not really awake. A few seconds later, the door swings open again; and again the room is flooded with light. This time it wakes him more fully, although he’s still not completely aware. “Roxanne?” He asks in a confused voice. There’s no reply and the room goes dark as the door shuts again. Peace is restored, and it seems too much effort to do anything about it, and he settles again, rolling onto his side and snuggling into the pillow for more pleasant dreams. A few seconds later, the same thing happens and the room is flooded with light. This time it’s got his attention and he finally sits up. “Who’s there?” he asks with irritation as he seems bothered by the illumination. A shadow appears on the wall by his bed; a shadow of a figure in a broad brimmed hat.

 
"Freddy who??....Look, mate, it's
3 o'clock in the bloody morning!"

“I’m back!” comes a familiar southern drawl. “Who the hell’s that!?” Arcane asks furiously, now sitting up fully. “Hello, Anton. Been a long time.” A voice gloats, lengthening the word ‘long’ for extra emphasis. “LaRoche?” Arcane exclaims, still shielding his sensitised eyes from the light; “You’re supposed to be in the asylum!” He says incredulously. “But I’m not....Now I am in your dreams!” The voice says with confident menace, as the shadow begins to move. A figure approaches Arcane: A large man, although we can’t see his face. He reaches out and grabs Arcane by the hair with one hand; and hitting him hard across the face with the other. The force of the blow is enough to knock Arcane out of the bed and onto the floor.

From outside the villa, we hear the vicious sounds of a prolonged and severe beating being meted out

Some time later we the scene goes to the Grassy Meadows Hospital in Houma. Inside it’s a chaotic place: Clearly a mental hospital. One patient, a large man, is standing by a window, arms outstretched and gazing vacantly; others are wandering round like zombies; One man is wearing a dressing gown and goggles; another is wearing women’s apparel. All around there are the shrieks and moans of severely disturbed individuals. A blond, middle aged woman is standing behind a crude reception desk marked ‘Office’. “Dr. Williams! I would like a word with you!” Arcane’s voice snarls as he enters the scene, pushing his way angrily through the throng of inmates to the desk; “How could you let that lunatic loose!?” He rants; “He’s a menace to society, as well evidenced by the colour chart on my face!” He points angrily to a large, livid bruise covering most of the left side of his face; which is looking the worse for wear. “Please, doctor, calm down. Let’s take a walk.” Dr. Williams suggests helpfully, in a patient voice, ushering him away from the desk and down a corridor. As they walk together, she seems confused by Arcane’s problem. “Carter LaRoche is my problem!” He snarls; “The man who would have turned Houma into a giant water amusement park if it hadn’t been for me....HE’S OUT!!” As they’re walking, inmates are shuffling and scampering in the background. The cacophony of their cries and laughter are loud. As they walk past a man lying on a gurney, Dr. Williams assures Arcane that LaRoche hasn’t been released. “Well, then he escaped!” Arcane shrieks; “He came to my hotel room last night and almost beat me half to death!!” Just at that moment, an orderly walks past, pushing a blissfully semi-conscious inmate past in a wheelchair: It’s LaRoche! Arcane stares in bewilderment. Williams seems concerned and puts a hand to the bruise on Arcane’s face. “Are you sure you don’t want the doctors to look at you?” He flinches and pushes her hand away sharply. “Don’t touch me!” He snaps; then turns to look at the orderly, pointing to LaRoche; “If he gets out again, your doctors are going to be treating their own bruises!” He snarls furiously, before turning and storming off; being accosted and played with a little by the inmates on his way out.

 
Even Arcane was beginning to see a
need for reforms in the health service

Some time later at Grassy Meadows, Will is there. He’s sitting on a bench, waiting, sandwiched between two interested inmates; and looking decidedly uncomfortable. The sounds of moaning and shrieking can still be heard all around. To his left is the inmate in the ladies’ clothing, who’s touching Will with curiosity. Will shifts away slightly, closer to the man on his right, who doesn’t appear to be preferable company. Will is starting to look decidedly nervous when he sees someone approaching. “Dr. Williams!” he says eagerly, springing to his feet and greeting her. “Will. Hello, dear.” She greets him in a pleasant, motherly fashion. “I’m sorry I’m late. One of my patients had, um...” She looks uneasy, stumbling on her words; “...Well, er, let’s just say we were unexpectedly detained.” Will looks around to something that’s happening to his left. Another inmate is being carried off. Around them, the chattering and moaning seems to increase. “Are you all right?” Dr. Williams asks, patting Will’s face with concern; “You look a little pale?” In the background, the man previously standing against the window, arms outstretched, is still happily there, gazing vacantly at nothing. Will’s becoming flustered; “....It’s just that, er,....” he seems to gain a little more confidence; “You remember those patients that we took out on the boat tour a few months ago?” She nods understandingly; “Well they, er....seemed....normal.” He confides in an almost hushed tone, seemingly embarrassed at using the word ‘normal’. She understands. “Those were the OUT patients;” she explains; “The ones in here are the IN patients. I guess you noticed the big difference.” She smiles. He nods; “A little bit.” He quips. “Still want the job?” She asks him. He thinks for a short moment, closes his eyes, and nods.

“Ordinarily, one of the janitors would have sponged down that wall...” Dr. Williams explains as Will touches a corridor wall that has been graffittied on. Some inmate’s decided to paint their stick man version of Edvard Munch’s ‘The Scream’ on this wall; “....but now we’re a little short handed with the new budget cuts.” She continues. “This paint here?....” Will points to the artwork, feeling the texture of the paint between his fingers; “....Is this a water based paint?” he asks. “Er, no. That’s blood.” Williams replies matter of factly. Will just stares as she continues; “One of our patients broke a window and used the glass shard to seriously injure himself....Oh!...and which reminds me! Could you replace that window pane when you get through in here?” She asks, indicating with her thumb where the room with the window is. “Yeah, sure....urm...anything you want.” Will agrees with a helpful, but resigned tone of voice; still looking dazed. “Good boy!” she says cheerfully, patting him, and then leaving. When she’s gone, Will turns back to stare at the wall with an increasingly agitated look. “Nice picture!” he quips uneasily.

 
"Me. Aged 10" by A.B. Normal

Later, Will is getting on with the job of painting over the picture. He looks to his left. “Hi.” He quietly and politely acknowledges someone who’s watching him. His nervousness seems to increase and he turns round to see a group of 4 inmates crowding him menacingly; with more approaching. He panics and hurriedly opens a door next to the painting, dashing into the room, where he shuts himself in for safety; gasping and breathing a sigh of relief as he puts his head against the door while he contemplates his close call. He suddenly freezes as he becomes aware that he isn’t alone in the room. He turns in trepidation. A man is seated down, hands on thighs, watching him intently: It’s LaRoche. “Hi there!” He greets Will, getting to his feet; “You the one come to fix my window?”

“You’re a real pro at this.” LaRoche utters in praise as Will is standing on a set of steps fixing a barred window; “You know I used to do a little carpentry myself.” He adds in a friendly manner. “Yeah, well, I wish I had some better materials to use.” Will laughs, commenting that the glass (thick and opaque with what looks to be years worth of grime) looks about 40 years old, as he finally gets down from the steps, the window finished. “No expense is spared!” Laughs LaRoche, building an empathy and rapport with Will. “Well, I do thank you for fixing my window, son.” He says to Will, who nods in acknowledgement at the thanks. “I take it that you didn’t do this?” Will asks. “No.” LaRoche says gently; contemplating as he turns his back on Will and strolls away from him; “No, that was poor Mr. Scott. You know I really do feel sorry, ‘bout what happened to him....” He sits down on the edge of his bed and looks up; “....but I just wish he’d chosen somebody else’s window to break. I mean 2 days in here without sunshine was beginning to drive me crazy!” Outside the room, the cries of the inmates seem to grow louder; emphasising LaRoche’s comment. At the other end of the room, Will is gathering his tools in a bag. He then turns to LaRoche. “You’ll forgive me for saying this; but you seem a far cry from crazy;” LaRoche gives a wry smile at Will’s comment; “I mean especially compared to some of the other people round here.” Will points outside. “That’s because ah’m not crazy. Thank you for picking up on that, son.” He says with a broad smile. “So?” Will begins to ask, gesturing with open, questioning hands; then pauses. “So why am I here?” LaRoche bluntly finishes Will’s sentence. Will nods. “That can be explained in 2 simple words.” LaRoche states, almost savouring the 2 ensuing words, as he lays back down on his bed; “Anton Arcane!” he says slowly and venomously, as he stretches his arms, flexes his fingers, and puts his hands behind his head. Will looks uncomfortable.

“So then Arcane lures me into this business deal; and then he double crosses me, and makes me out to be nuts when the people of Houma find out about it!” LaRoche finishes explaining to Will in what certainly seems to be a somewhat different viewpoint of the events from ‘Better Angels’. As he talks, LaRoche takes something out of his shirt pocket, then stands up again and approaches Will, who’s seated by the window on the steps. “Now I admit to some fraud; but I am NOT nuts.” LaRoche continues, getting close to Will; “On the other hand, Arcane is a cancer in this town. I mean as if condemning me to this hell wasn’t enough....” Will finds himself nodding slightly as LaRoche’s words are drawing him in; “....he comes in here, screamin’ that I broke into his hotel room and beat him up in the middle of the night.....” He looks down at the object he’s cradling in his hands: A gold watch; “....Now, which one of us d’you think’s crazy?” He puts to Will, holding his gaze, then looking down at the watch again; making sure that Will also gets a good look at it too. “That’s a great looking watch.” Will compliments it. LaRoche just stares at Will in the eyes, keeping his gaze held; then lets the watch slip from one hand and dangles it on it’s chain in the other. It spins, glinting and catching the light. “Well thank you.” LaRoche says, spinning the thing some more. Will stares fixedly at it; “It belonged to mah daddy......24 carat gold...” He says softly.....slowly, all the while spinning the watch. Will seems to become entranced, his eyelids gradually becoming heavy and tired.

 
"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!"
"Er, are we talking about the hospital....or the series?"

Some time later, Will and Dr. Williams are walking down the corridor together. She has her arm around his and they are laughing together. Will is carrying the steps. Behind them, the inmate previously seen standing by the window, arms outstretched, is still there staring vacantly into space. “Oh, here you go, Will.” Dr. Williams says, handing him a cheque; “I can’t thank you enough for your help.” He takes it and puts it away safely. “Sure. Call anytime.” Will says and they both smile. “Dr. Williams?” Will thinks a bit then asks; “Excuse me for asking this, but how long will Carter LaRoche have to stay around here.....I mean he seems a little out of place, you know?” She smiles in appreciation at the question; “Yeah, I know what you mean. Well, actually his release could come at anytime; Just as soon as the committee is convinced that he’s overcome his obsession.” She replies. “Obsession?” Will enquires. In the background, orderlies arrive to cart off window hanging man. As he’s carried off, his arms are still outstretched and he’s stiff as a board. “Mr. LaRoche believes there’s a beast in the swamp that’s out to get him.” Dr. Williams continues. “No kidding!” Will comments with a puzzled nod. “Yeah, and that one glitch has prevented his release;” They both pause for a moment; “but it looks as if he’s finally let it go.” She almost whispers to Will, as though not daring this obsession to return.

In the swamp, a man is deliberately pouring poisonous chemicals into the swamp from some cans. We can’t see who it is.

Later that night, we’re at the Garden of Allah Villas again. “I drove all the way back here to finish my vacation!” Arcane is talking angrily into his cell phone; presumably to Graham. “....I don’t give a damn about a bunch of spilled containers in the swamp, you moron!!” He rants. Beside him, Roxanne is unhappy and looks at him with concern as she takes a mouthful of dinner. “I want you to find out about LaRoche. NOW!!” He snarls, hanging up abruptly and slamming the phone down onto the glass table in a fit of pique. He sits there, quietly fuming. Roxanne puts down her fork and takes his arm. “Anton, are you OK?” she asks. Behind them, a waiter pours them a glass of water. “ ‘Course I’m OK! I’m on my bloody vacation, aren’t I!?” he snaps at her. It looks like she’s had enough of his tantrums and gets up with a disgruntled shake of her head; “Excuse me.” She says, getting up from the table and walking away. He seems to regret his outburst immediately and watches her go, reaching out and starting to say something to explain or call her back; but he falters, and resignedly lets her go.

 
Beaten senseless, poisoned....overdone Chateaubriand; and
no cheesecake! Arcane vows never to go Club 18 - 30 again !

He just sits, looking glum and dejected; then suddenly more intense and annoyed as he spots something to his right. In an alcove by a door, a large figure is standing there in a broad brimmed hat; smiling at him before moving away. Arcane continues to stare for a short while, then motivates; getting up and rushing towards the alcove and looking round. Nobody is there. “Damn you, LaRoche!” He shouts; “I know it was you! That straightjacket routine hasn’t had me fooled for a second!” He continues to rant; “You stay away from me, you hear!?.....or you’ll find yourself in a pine box at the morgue!!” He threatens furiously.

Meanwhile, in the swamp, Alec comes across the poisonous chemicals that were dumped earlier. It’s a thick green cloud in the water. He wades in until the water’s at waist height, then stands still and concentrates. All around him, the water bubbles and rushes into him, where he seems to act as a filter system for it; until all the green cloud is gone and the water’s still and clear again. He clenches his fists and groans audibly, before wading back out onto the bank, stumbling and moaning as he does so. When out of the water, he collapses and rolls onto his back. Without attempting to move, he just rests.

 
Alec couldn't remember the last time he'd had flatulence this bad, and
put it down to the duckweed Madras that Will had cooked last night

In the Langford house, Will’s in the kitchen carrying a box, which he puts down on the work surface. “Will!” He hears Alec’s deep voice in his head, calling him. He turns and looks concerned, then leaves.

He goes straight to the swamp where he’s hurriedly pushing his way through the foliage. “Alec....what’s wrong?” He says with deep concern as he sees Alec ahead of him, lying where he fell. He rushes over and kneels down beside Alec, holding his arm with one hand and putting the other on his chest. “You might say it’s something I ate.” Alec manages a quip; “A poison leaked into the water, but fortunately I was able to absorb it into my system before much damage was caused.” He explains. “Are you going to be all right?” Will asks. “I’ll be better in the morning when I’ve had a chance to be in the sun and photosynthesise.” Will suddenly gets intensely angry. “It’s got to stop, Alec! You realise our lives aren’t even our own anymore. Everything we do is dictated by one dangerous egomaniac....” His vitriolic outburst seems unusual for him, and is getting worse; “....It’s time to stop Arcane!!” He states resolutely, getting up and making to leave. Alec’s noticed the sudden change. “Will?” He reaches out to stop him going, calling to him. Will turns and listens to Alec; “I know you hate Arcane, but this venomous outburst, it...it just isn’t like you.” He tries to reason with Will. It doesn’t work. Will gets even angrier. “I’m tired, that’s all!!” He screams in fury; “I’m tired of watching my friend go through his days as a plant! I’m tired of Houma being led around by the nose. I’M JUST PLAIN TIRED!!” Alec regards his now unstable friend. “I gotta go.” Will says, more calmly this time; but still seething with anger. He turns and leaves, storming off. Too weak to do anything, Alec closes his eyes and rests.

Later, back in the Langford house kitchen, Will is stirring the contents of a saucepan with a wooden spoon. He takes a taste. Just then, the phone rings. Will wipes his mouth with his hand; then wipes his hand on his T-shirt, before going over to answer it. “Hello?” is the only word he says before freezing with a strange and cold expression on his face. The atmosphere is eerie.

Later, the scene is outside Arcane’s hotel room again. In Arcane’s room there’s an intruder, who quietly goes over to the gas main and turns it on. He then sneaks out of the room, carefully opening and shutting the door behind him without waking Arcane. Gas begins to flood into the room. Coughing can be heard as Arcane awakens. He switches on the bedside lamp and gets out of bed. “It’s a bloody gas leak!!” he gasps as he looks around and sees the gas tap on. He switches it off, coughing and gasping. He then opens the window and leans out of it, desperately breathing in lots of fresh air. He then staggers to the door, opening it and leaving the room. He stands on a balcony type area at the top of the steps to his room, looking out. “Damn you, LaRoche! You swine!!” He yells furiously, still coughing; “I know you’re responsible for this. Why don’t you show yourself!? Show some guts!” He challenges. There’s no answer. Still coughing, he staggers back into his room. Below the balcony, his assailant hides in the shadows, listening.....It’s Will.

 
"OK! I know you promised I could do some Shakepeare
this episode; but why are we doing Romeo and Juliet?
......and what am *I* doing on the bloody balcony??"

“I want to know how you got into my room last night?” Arcane’s voice is heard over an exterior view of Grassy Meadows Hospital the next day. “I was in a group therapy session last night, Anton.” LaRoche insists innocently in his room. “You know there are several people who can corroborate his story.” Dr. Williams tells Arcane, who looks down at her disdainfully. “I’m sure anybody could corroborate his story if you pumped them full of enough drugs!” Arcane quips sarcastically. Williams has had enough and declares visiting hours to be over. LaRoche interjects; “Er, Dr. Williams, wait, er...Could I have a few moments alone with Dr. Arcane?” He asks. “Well, all right. If you need anything, don’t hesitate to call.” She says to LaRoche with a smile, before turning to Arcane, still smiling. “Who? Him, or me!?” Arcane sneers. “I’ll be in my office.” She says, leaving. As she goes, Arcane shuts the door behind her, shutting himself in with LaRoche. “All right. You got your witness out of the room. Now what the hell are you up to LaRoche?” Arcane says bluntly. “Nothing, Anton; I swear!” He feigns innocence, turning his back to Arcane and walking over to a table. Arcane is watching him like a hawk. “I don’t know anything about this.” He continues, picking up his watch from atop a pile of towels; “When I saw you here today, I thought that we might be able to put some of our past differences behind us now.” With his back to Arcane, and his body obscuring the doctor’s view, he fiddles with the watch. Arcane continues to regard him with a stony gaze. LaRoche continues his spiel; “But you know...” he turns to face Arcane, speaking calmly; “...if anyone should be angry about what happened, it should be me.” Arcane says absolutely nothing, merely glowering at LaRoche intently; “...but I bear no grudge!” LaRoche exclaims, arms outstretched in a gesture of openness, and smiling magnanimously. His right fist is clenched; his left, open palmed. “Spare me this drivel, will you?” Arcane merely comments quietly, not taken in for a second. LaRoche continues, moving in close to Arcane.

 
Contract negotiations were going with some
difficulty until the producers hit on a wonderful idea !

“You know you just don’t seem yourself lately, Anton;” he says softly; almost sympathetically patronising; “I mean all these....all these wild accusations....” he puts his clenched fist to his chin; “...They’re just not like you!” He adds careful emphasis by gesturing forward with the clenched fist on each word; “...they reek...of paranoia.” On that last word, he opens his fist and lets the watch dangle down on it’s chain, where it catches Arcane’s rapt gaze. “Have you been under a lot of strain lately, Anton?” His voice is slow and hypnotically captivating as he spins the watch around. Arcane stares at it, unable to draw his eyes away; “...because if you have.....this is a WONDERFUL place to relax....” He gives a slow and easy drawl; “.....and work through difficult times.” Arcane continues to stare vacantly, then blinks rapidly a few times, breaking himself out of his trance; then, realising what’s happening, angrily grabs LaRoche’s arm and pushes it and the watch down, out of his sight. “Now you listen to me!” He orders, pointing LaRoche in the chest for emphasis; “If anything else strange happens to me, or near me; you’ll spend the rest of your days in here.....working through YOUR difficult times!” He threatens. He then leaves, not taking his eyes off LaRoche for a second.

 
As the strain of the series was getting too much
for him, Will broke into another chorus of 'Kumbaya'

Meanwhile, in the Langford house, Will is lounging on the sofa playing his guitar. The phone rings. With a deep sigh, he takes some gum out of his mouth that he’s been chewing and slaps it on the guitar for safe keeping. “I gotta get me a secretary.” He quips, putting the guitar down beside him and reaching over to pick up the phone from the table beside the sofa. “Hello?” He says. Just like last time, the atmosphere becomes eerie and Will freezes with an odd expression, saying nothing more.

Later, in the swamp, Alec regains consciousness and becomes aware of the sound of a chainsaw. He’s recovered now and gets to his feet and goes to investigate. As he nears the sound, he passes scenes of devastation. Trees and bushes everywhere have been lopped down. Ahead, he sees a young man with his back to him, bending down to destroy another tree. “STOP!” Alec commands, placing a hand on the man’s shoulder. He turns to face Alec, a vacant but determined look on his face: It’s Will; and he doesn’t seem to recognise Alec.

 
Still livid that Arcane got to do 'Nightmare on Elm St.',
Will tries his hand at 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'

With a hateful and murderous stare, he raises the chainsaw to attack; but Alec manages to knock the thing out of his hand and away. He grabs Will by the shoulders, almost shaking him. “Will! What’s wrong?” He asks with concern. Will just continues to stand there, staring vacantly; “Can you hear me!?” Alec asks again. No reply. He puts his hand to Will’s forehead and concentrates for a few moments. Will eventually gives a gasp, closing his eyes and collapsing in pain. Alec manages to catch him before he hits the ground. Supporting Will, Alec helps him over to a tree where he sits him down gently against it. He kneels down beside Will, holding him for reassurance. “My head!” Will groans painfully. “Just take it slowly.” Alec advises. “Oh, what a hangover!!” Will puts both hands to the side of his head and a lengthy groan; “I don’t even remember getting drunk.” He sounds almost sad at the thought of missing such an obviously momentous event. “Oh you weren’t drunk! Alec comments (with the merest hint of smugness?). Will looks around him, noticing for the first time the wreaked devastation. “What happened around here?” he asks, looking at Alec; “Looks like someone went after this place with a chainsaw.” Alec regards him. “It was you, Will. YOU did this.” Will looks aghast. “What!?” he gasps incredulously. “You were hypnotised.” Alec explains. Will can’t believe this. “I should have realised it sooner. The poisons I absorbed left my senses a little dull.” Will puts a hand to the back of his neck, feeling it painfully. Alec continues; “You must try to remember what you did before waking up here.” He says. Will thinks; “I...I was playing my guitar...er....the phone rang....” He shakes his head in confusion, obviously not remembering more. “Who called you?” Alec prompts; “Try to remember the voice.” Will contemplates; then realisation hits him. “It was Carter LaRoche!” Will takes his hand from his neck with determination, and struggles to his feet. Alec assists him, supporting him as he finally stands. “I told you he was dangerous.” Alec comments, as he and Will start to walk away. Alec’s still supporting Will as they do so. “He must have hypnotised you when you visited him that day.” Alec realises. “But how?” Will asks; “I mean, he didn’t say any of the normal things; like ‘Now you’re getting sleepy’....” He’s only now managed to recover enough to walk unaided; “All he did was rag on Arcane a bit....He was happy when I fixed his window.....the sun could shine in.....Wait a minute!...The watch!!” Will remembers suddenly. “The watch?” Alec reiterates. “Yeah, he was shining a watch when I saw him. Then he let it dangle in front of me, with the sun on it.....Next thing I remember, I’m outside talking to Dr. Williams, saying goodbye.” They both stop walking to contemplate this. Will is confused. “I can’t remember anything past the watch!” he exclaims, turning to face Alec, realising that this was how LaRoche did it. He also realises something else; “What else have I done around here?” He asks with trepidation; “The waste containers: I spilled them, didn’t I?” He states bitterly. “It doesn’t matter anymore.” Alec reassures him; “It wasn’t your fault. The important thing is to put a stop to LaRoche. We can’t let him be released from that hospital.” Alec says through clenched teeth. “If he can wreak that much damage from inside, there’s no limit to what he can do once he’s free.” He says sombrely. They just stare at each other for a moment, then leave.

 
"OK, OK! I've got it this time, Alec...I think. Let's see...I
shut my eyes....I count to ten....er, then I go and hide; yes?"

“Look, I am telling you; this guy, LaRoche is bad news!!” Will says emphatically to Dr. Williams at the Grassy Meadows reception desk. In the background, the man with outstretched arms is still leaning against the corridor wall. “What makes you so positive it wasn’t Arcane who hypnotised you?” Dr. Williams asks him. As she says Arcane’s name, the insane shrieking all around becomes louder. Will just stares at her.

In his room, LaRoche is sitting on his bed and polishing his watch with a blue towel. There’s a knock at the door. He turns to look, then gets up to answer it; all the while continuing to polish the watch. “Come in.” He says, and the door opens. It’s Dr. Williams. “Carter....What do you know about hypnotism?” she asks politely. “Why?” he laughs, polishing the watch. She explains to him about Will’s accusation. He just laughs again, dismissively, holding up the watch as though he’s appraising it himself; staring at it as it dangles and spins. “What a preposterous notion!” He says slowly, savouring each word and grinning; and all the while continuing to look at the watch, and making sure that she does too. She seems captivated by it. “Are you with me, Doctor?” He asks. She just nods, slowly and vacantly. “Good!” he drawls; “Now I might need to be letting myself out again tonight.” He says with a tone of menace.

In his hotel room at the villas, Arcane’s standing by his bed, holding a phone. By him is a packed suitcase, with his leather jacket folded over it. “I’m on my way back now, Graham.....Yes, I know I’m coming home early, you idiot!; but since the purpose of this vacation was to get away from stress, there’s not much point in my staying here now, is there!?” He snaps, putting the phone back down.

At the Langford house, Will is sitting at the kitchen table fixing what looks like a radio when the phone rings. He looks at it warily. After a pause, he puts down the screwdriver and slowly gets up, going over to the phone on the wall. It rings again. He pauses, looking like the thing might bite, then he plucks up courage and answers it. “Hello?” He says in a gruff voice. The atmosphere goes eerie again; and he forcefully pushes the receiver away, finally dropping it angrily.

At the other end, LaRoche is standing at a payphone in the hospital corridor, looking confused. He puts the receiver back and angrily searches in his pocket for a bunch of keys. He then hurries out of the nearest door. On the other side, he closes it and gives another look through the glass window in it, to make sure he hasn’t been seen; then he backs away from it. Behind him, a large mossy hand reaches out and takes him by the shoulder. “Hello, Carter.” Alec’s voice greets him calmly. LaRoche turns slowly in horror, his eyes widening. He stares at Alec in abject terror. “NNNOOOOOOOO!!” He gives a long, drawn out scream, before panicking and running back through the door into the corridor. “HELP ME!! HE’S COME BACK FOR ME!!” He shrieks, slamming the door shut behind him and running forward, bouncing off the outstretched arms man still propping the wall up. He recovers and runs further down the corridor; this time bouncing into Dr. Williams. “HELP ME!!” he screams again, struggling with her before running off out of the building. She calls some orderlies and signals them to give chase.

 
"Look at it this way, Carter. If this isn't
'Candid Camera', you're in deep shit !"

Outside, LaRoche runs down the steps and out into the road, where he becomes illuminated in some headlights. Meanwhile, poor old Arcane’s only just arrived back in Houma after his 2 hour journey back from the villas; only to find Carter Sinclair LaRoche bouncing off the front of his car. “BLOODY HELL!!” he gasps. LaRoche is lying almost still in the street, merely rolling over onto his back and groaning weakly. Williams and two orderlies come rushing down the steps to examine him; kneeling down and feeling his neck for a pulse. Meanwhile, Arcane’s stopped his car and comes rushing over, also crouching down beside them. He’s looking agitated. “He came out of nowhere. I turned the corner and he was just standing there. I tried to stop!” He tries to explain hastily, sounding genuinely concerned. “Relax, Dr. Arcane. He’s not dead. Even if he were, I’m not sure it would be your fault.” She reassures him, feeling LaRoche’s neck again. He’s stirring slightly. “His hysteria has brought him to this point.” She explains to Arcane; who looks interested. “Hysteria? About what?” he asks, intrigued. “That swamp creature he always claims was plaguing him.” Williams explains. Arcane broods, knowingly; “There’s only one thing left, and that’s to send him off to a larger facility away from here.” She says. Arcane seems back to his normal self now. “Yes, I think that would be appropriate.” He agrees sympathetically, with a wry, knowing smile and a nod. He gets up and gives an upwards glance, contemplating something with great interest.

Arcane drives straight to the swamp, where he parks his car and gets out, looking around. He determinedly pushes his way through a few bushes to the water’s edge. “Where are you, Holland?” He shouts. Alec’s eyes can be seen behind some foliage, watching Arcane. “Come on, I know you’re out there somewhere.” He says in a resigned, knowing tone of voice; not at all unfriendly. Alec continues to regard him in silence. “Show yourself.” Arcane continues, not giving up and looking around with a slight smile. Alec steps out from his hiding place and approaches Arcane from the far bank. “It seems we have an unlikely alliance.” Arcane tells him. “I’m not sure I understand you.” Alec plays dumb. “Well, there’s only one person that could convince someone they’d seen a swamp creature...” he explains; “...and that’s a swamp creature somewhat like yourself!” Arcane gestures to Alec, smiling with appreciation at his own rationalisation. “LaRoche was thought to be cured of his hallucinations; but you made sure he was not.” Arcane recaps on the events as he sees them, which do seem pretty accurate. “I fail to see how that allies us.” Alec tells him. “Well, we’re both after the same thing, aren’t we?” Arcane explains, folding his arms round his chest; “With LaRoche locked up and far away, I don’t have to worry about any more little midnight visits.” He contemplates happily, before giving a puzzled little look; “Even still....I can’t quite work out how he did it.” He broods, inclining his head slightly. “Who says he did?” Alec says cryptically, using Arcane’s uncertainty against him. “Well of course he did!” Arcane insists, putting his hands on his hips. “You’re the only one who ever saw it.” Alec comments to him; “Maybe LaRoche isn’t the only one with troubling hallucinations? Think about it.....and sleep well tonight!” Alec adds with mock pleasantry and a smug grin. Arcane watches him go, with a dismissive smile, folding his arms again. “Now I am in your dreams!” he suddenly hears LaRoche’s voice echoing from nowhere. He looks around uneasily, pausing in contemplation and suddenly looking chilled; before dismissing it again and walking back to his car.




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