it's me! (But you won't know who unless I've told you...)

This is a terrible JPEG of me on a hill in the Lake District - feel free to colour it in yourself if you don't appreciate the artistry of its black and white simplicity...one day I will buy a decent scanner.

This page exists especially for those people whose computers can't interpret the pictures I send as attachments to emails (You know who you are). Coming soon (can you stand the excitement?) - pictures of my cats!

And I shall give you one link and one link only - http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk - all the Northern Irish and world news that's fit to print from the finest regional newspaper in the UK, along with a link to - wait for it - LIVE TRAFFIC CAMERAS in central Belfast. Strap me down, Arnold, I'm just getting toooooo crazy...