The 2nd Doctor Theme Tune

"I'm sorry sir, you're not allowed in there."
"Not allowed? Me? I'm allowed everywhere"

"Yes, it's quite cozy isn't it? Oh you'll soon get used to it, old chap. Relative dimensions and all that"
"So this is what you've been doing with UNIT funds and equipment all this time? Hows it done, some sort of optical illusion?"
"Oh no no no, they come like this really"

"Look at the size of that thing Doctor!"
"Yes Jamie, it is a big one"

"Brigadier, leave it alone!"

"Why not make some coffee to keep them all happy while I think of something"

"My companion is not for sale!"

"You can't just change what I look like without consulting me!"

"The whole galaxy to explore, millions of planets, eons of time, countless civilizations to meet!"

"Your leader will be angry if you kill me, I..I'm a genius"
"Geniusss..."

"Well, there's the TARDIS. We've got to get on"

"STOP! You're making me giddy!"

"Where we are? Well... according to my calculations we're certainly in the future and er..on a planet very like the earth"
"How do you know?"
"I don't, i'm guessing"

"How old?"
"Well if we count in Earth terms, I suppose I must be...about...four hundred...yes, about four hundred and fifty years old"

"Well, it is a fact, Jamie, that I do tend to get involved"

"Hey Doctor, would you look at these, you never told me you had these"
"No Jamie"
"Oh I could fix those easily"
"Yes, I was afraid of that"
"Jamie you're getting as bad as the Doctor!"

"There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things, things which act against everything that we believe in. They must be fought"

"You couldn't control my mind before, and you certainly can't control it now. You've given me equal power. It's now a battle of wits between you and me!"

"Oh my giddy aunt. Oh crumbs"

"Oh no"
"Oh yes"

"Not *just* Timelords, we're the *same* Timelord!"

"You might at least say goodbye"

"Try to give us a smooth take-off Doctor, we don't want to frighten her"
"A smooth take-off?....A smooth take-off?! What a nerve!"

"Who was that strange little man?"
"The Doctor?"
"Who?"

"There we are, all done and ready to go!"