Congratulations: you have proved to be capable of transmitting parapsychoflux via the electroneural web.

You should be aware that over the last 3.72 minutes you have been a small part of a global parapsychology research project. The coordinators would like to thank you for your participation and reassure you that any adverse effects following this experiment will be mild and transitory in a majority of cases.

You are one of: subjects to have correctly completed the experiment.

This compares with: subjects who have proved resistant to web thought transference.

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