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Archives
Past posts you may have missed. .:: View ::.

Random Acts of Knowledge
Little bits of useless information I pick up.

1. Malteaser Milk
2. Watermelon Vodka
3. Cigarette Packet Football Shirts
4. Tidbits

Midi Compositions
Based on titles suggested by others. I have discontinued this.

1. Goat Sex
2. Falling Hard For A Trackstar Lesbian
3. I'm Not Half The Woman I Was Thanks To You
4. Talking Pie
5. That's Cute Son, Did She Come With The Luchbox?
6. Chicken Feet Hymn
7. Chicken Feet Hymn (Nicotine Slut Head Electro Mix)
8. Banter From The Television Program Playing In The Background Of A Hostile Takeover Of A Small Middle Eastern Oil Conglomerate By Zanzibarian Rebels On Holiday In Botswana In 4 parts
9. Mess My Screaming Chunkfest
10. Black Leather Fun
11. On the Train, I Catch Your Eyes, You Smile, We Kiss, You Leave
12. Independence, Or "The Descent Of A Small Underdeveloped Nation Into Massive Poverty, Destruction, Gang Warfare And Thirty-Six Flavours"