It was Christmas day and I was at my great Auntie Pugwashs' house. We were all sat around the dining table tucking into our Christmas turkey when I noticed a strange animal sneak in through the window and scuttle under the table. I dived under the table and there it was, the ninja rat. Its stealth like mannerisms enabled it to discretely manoeuvre itself between the guests ankles. After only a few minutes the nimble creature left through a secrete passage at the bottom of the door.

Ninja Rat Picture Cat No. 1092

Rat Stats………………… The number of rats has been steadily rising over the past few years and scientists confuse that due to over-crowding in rat land...ninja rats have developed...the spectrograph below shows some ratty stuff.