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	...........STATUS REPORT: THREE MILLION YEARS FROM EARTH... THIS IS THE MINING SHIP "RED DWARF"... Crew: Dave Lister, the last human being alive... Arnold Rimmer, (a hologram of his Lister's dead bunkmate)..... and a creature who evolved... from the ship's cat!....... Message ends. Additional: Alone in the empty wastes of space, the inhabitants of the Red Dwarf struggle against knowing they are alone in a Godless Universe.... and completely out of Shake & Vac!