Low Bandwidth?

If you've been looking at anything more than the index page, you will by now have realised that this site is almost totally text-based. There _are_ images, but only where they're really needed. If a picture paints a thousand words, give me a thousand words. I like content. Shove yer style up your arse.

I have had complaints, though. So, if you're feeling let down by the lack of Flash animations, funky coloured backgrounds, unreadable text, you could give this a try...

• Turn off your monitor, and let it quiesce for a day or so.
• Open the back of your monitor and remove the sheilding.
• On the back of the tube you will see 3 little levers. Randomly fiddle with these.
• Stick a few fridge magnets on the tube at random places.
• Turn the monitor back on, and access this site.
• Hey presto! Wavy coloured backgrounds, unreadable text.