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<H2 ALIGN=CENTER>The Complete Friends Script Index</H2>
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<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">The FSI was created by</FONT> <A HREF="mailto:shadelet@easynet.co.uk">guineapig</A>.
Main contributors: guineapig and <A HREF="mailto:eaasen@plains.nodak.edu">Eric
B Aasen</A>. NZ mirror site maintained by <a href="mailto:smartboy@ataya.gen.nz">Ben Ataya</a>.<br><br>
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<P>Welcome to the Friends Script Index, the most up-to-date Friends resource on the Net. Here you will find transcripts of every single Friends episode ever, plus links to fan fiction and other cool stuff.</P>
<P>Okay, a little moan for a change: Why those infuriating Weller trailers before ad breaks on Friends in the UK? It destroys the whole flow of the programme and probably puts off a great deal of potential viewers. Anywyay, new at the CFSI this time is a link to <a href="http://eyes.jeffdell.com/friends/scripts/S04.html">TOW Intercosta-Clavicle</a>,
courtesy once more of Susan Daneem and Austin's Friends web site.</p>
<P>Comments or criticisms to me, <A HREF="mailto:shadelet@easynet.co.uk">guineapig</A>. New fanfic is always welcomed- send it to <a href="mailto:shadelet@easynet.co.uk">me</a> or <a href="mailto:austin@shootfirst.com">Austin</a>.
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<center><a href="main.htm" target="main">Title Page</a>
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<a href="#Seriesone">Series One</a>
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<a href="#Seriestwo">Series Two</a>
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<a href="#Seriesthree">Series Three</a>
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<a href="#Other">Other Stuff</a>
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<a name="Seriesone"><h4><FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Series One</font></h4></a>
<font size="-1"><img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="pilot.htm" target="main">The Pilot</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="sonogram.htm" target="main">TOW Sonogram at the End</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="thumb.htm" target="main">TOW The Thumb</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="stephano.htm" target="main">TOW George Stephanopoulos</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="east.htm" target="main">TOW The East German Laundry Detergent</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="butt.htm" target="main">TOW The Butt</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="blackout.htm" target="main">TOW The Blackout</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="nana.htm" target="main">TOW Nana Dies Twice</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="ep109.htm" target="main">TOW Underdog Gets Away</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="monkey.htm" target="main">TOW The Monkey</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="bing.htm" target="main">TOW Mrs. Bing </a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="dozen.htm" target="main">TOW The Dozen Lasagnes</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="boobies.htm" target="main">TOW The Boobies </a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="chearts.htm" target="main">TOW The Candy Hearts</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="stoned.htm" target="main">TOW The Stoned Guy</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="twopart1.htm" target="main">TOW Two Parts, Part 1</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="twopart2.htm" target="main">TOW Two Parts, Part 2</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="poker.htm" target="main">TOW All the Poker</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="monkaway.htm" target="main">TOW The Monkey Gets Away</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="script.htm" target="main">TOW The Evil Orthodontist</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="fkmonica.htm" target="main">TOW The Fake Monica</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="ick.htm" target="main">TOW The Ick Factor</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="birth.htm" target="main">TOW The Birth</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="rachfind.htm" target="main">TOW Rachel Finds Out</a>
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<a name="Seriestwo"><h4><FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Series Two</font></h4></a>
<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="rossnew.htm" target="main">TOW Ross' New Girlfriend</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="breastm.htm" target="main">TOW The Breast Milk</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="heckdies.htm" target="main">TOW Heckles Dies</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="phoebhus.htm" target="main">TOW Phoebe's Husband</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="fivestea.htm" target="main">TOW Five Steaks and an Eggplant</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="babybus.htm" target="main">TOW the Baby on the Bus</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="rossfind.htm" target="main">TOW Ross Finds Out</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="list.htm" target="main">TOW the List</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="phoebdad.htm" target="main">TOW Phoebe's Dad</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="russ.htm" target="main">TOW Russ</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="lesbwed.htm" target="main">TOW the Lesbian Wedding</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="superbwl.htm" target="main">TO After the Superbowl</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="214.htm" target="main">TOW the Prom Video</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="rryk.htm" target="main">TOW Rachel and Ross...You Know</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="joeyout.htm" target="main">TOW Joey Moves Out</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="217.htm" target="main">TOW Eddie Moves In</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="218.htm" target="main">TOW Dr. Remore Dies</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="219.htm" target="main">TOW Eddie Won't Go</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="220.htm" target="main">TOW Old Yeller Dies</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="221.htm" target="main">TOW The Two Bullies</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="222.htm" target="main">TOW The Two Parties</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="223.htm" target="main">TOW The Chicken Pox</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="barrmind.htm" target="main">TOW Barry and Mindy's Wedding</a>
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<a name="Seriesthree"><h4><FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Series Three</font></h4></a>
<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="leia.htm" target="main">TOW the Princess Leia Fantasy</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="ready.htm" target="main">TOW No-one's Ready</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="jam.htm" target="main">TOW the Jam</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="tunnel.htm" target="main">TOW the Metaphorical Tunnel</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="frank.htm" target="main">TOW Frank Jnr.</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="flashbak.htm" target="main">TOW the Flashback</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="racecar.htm" target="main">TOW the Racecar Bed</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="poking.htm" target="main">TOW the Giant Poking Device</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="football.htm" target="main">TOW the Football</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="rquit.htm" target="main">TOW Rachel Quits</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="sister.htm" target="main">TOW Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="jealousy.htm" target="main">TOW All the Jealousy</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="mrf.htm" target="main">TOW Monica and Richard are Friends</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="pex.htm" target="main">TOW Phoebe's Ex-Partner</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="break.htm" target="main">TOW Ross and Rachel Take a Break</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="mafter.htm" target="main">TO the Morning After</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="skitrip.htm" target="main">TO Without the Ski Trip</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="hypno.htm" target="main">TOW the Hypnosis Tape</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="lousy.htm" target="main">TOW the Tiny T-shirt</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="dollhaus.htm" target="main">TOW the Dollhouse</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="cduck.htm" target="main">TOW a Chick. And a Duck</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="screamr.htm" target="main">TOW the Screamer</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="rthing.htm" target="main">TOW Ross's Thing</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="ufc.htm" target="main">TOW the Ultimate Fighting Champion</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="beach.htm" target="main">TO At the Beach</a>
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<a name="Other"><h4><FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Other Stuff</font></h4></a>
<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://www-personal.ksu.edu/~selene/wizard.html" target="_top">TOW The Gang goes to Oz</a>
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(by Rachel Stigge and Nate Trelease)
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://new.math.uiuc.edu:80/~jrubenst/TOWTGM.html" target="_top">TOW They Get Medieval</a>
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(The Quentin Tarantino Episode)
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="baby.htm" target="main">And Baby Makes Four</a>
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(by Gene Carver)
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/5029/friends.html" target="_top">Dave Bird's scripts</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8526/intrach.html" target="_top">A Day in the Life of Rachel Green</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="bob.htm" target="main">TOW Bob</a>
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(by Julian Zabalbeascoa)
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="mcone.htm" target="main">TOW the Mother and Child, Part 1</a>
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(by Susan Daneem)
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="mctwo.htm" target="main">TOW the Mother and Child, Part 2</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://www-scf.usc.edu/~dsilvers/felv.html" target="_top">Edited Lines Vault</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="cameo.htm" target="main">Friends Cameos</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="murders1.htm" target="main">TOW All the Murders</a>
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<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="alex.htm" target="main">TOW Joey's Cousin</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="surprise.htm" target="main">TOW the Valentine's Day Surprise</a><br>
<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="aft.htm" target="main">In the Aftermath</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="bbit.htm" target="main">Bobby's Back In Town</a><br>
<img src ="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="bjifam.htm" target="main">Bobby Just Isn't Fun Any More</a><br>
<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="diary.htm" target="main">TOW Monica's Diary</a><br>
<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="eab.htm" target="main">Endings Are Beginnings</a><br>
<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="jpov.htm" target="main">From Julie's Point of View</a><br>
<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="lgflares.htm" target="main">TOW the Lime Green Flares</a><br>
<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="monsjob.htm" target="main">Monica's Job Search</a><br>
<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="oz.htm" target="main">A Dream of Oz</a><br>
<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="pgf.htm" target="main">Phoebe's Grandfather</a><br>
<img src="greendot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="seance.htm" target="main">The Seance</a>
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<img src="purpdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="tmac.htm" target="main">TOW the Time Machine</a>
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<img src="reddot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://www.spiretech.com/~bill/script2.htm" target="_top">The Ticket</a>
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<img src="ylwdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://www-scf.usc.edu/~dsilvers/lastone.html" target="_top">The Last One</a>
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<img src="bluedot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://shootfirst.com/friends/scripts/S03.html" target="_top">TOW the Icy Cold Feet</a>
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<img src="orngdot.gif" width=15 height=15><a href="http://eyes.jeffdell.com/friends/scripts/S04.html" target="main">TOW Intercosta-Clavicle</a>
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<FONT COLOR="#0000A0"><FONT SIZE=-2>THE THANKS BIT: Brought
to you in glorious Squint-O-Vision. Enormous thanks to Josh Hodge, <A HREF="mailto:selene@ksu.edu">Rachel
Stigge</A> and <a href="mailto:dsilvers@scf.usc.edu">Dan Silverstein</a>; huge thanks to everyone who has transcribed or donated
scripts, especially <A HREF="mailto:eaasen@plains.nodak.edu">Eric B Aasen</A> and <a href="mailto:austiin@haven.ios.com">Austin</a>;
special thanks to <A HREF="http://www.easynet.co.uk/" target="_top">Easynet</A>
and <A HREF="http://home.netscape.com/" target="_top">Netscape;</A> a huge
hi! to Lou and Maz; hugs and catfood to Shampoo and Mousse; thanks to all
at the Basement for being excellent people; and of course thanks to anyone else
I've forgotten. ---<A HREF="mailto:shadelet@easynet.co.uk">guineapig </A></FONT></FONT></P>
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