Transcribed by guineapig.
[Scene: a video store. Annie (Caroline's slutty neighbour, for those
who don't watch the show) is trying to pick out a video. Chandler sees
her and an idea visibly hits him. He puts the video he was looking at back
in the Horror section and grabs a video from the shelf behind him.]
Chandler: Oh! "The Piano"! This's my lucky day, they never
have this in.
Annie: You like that movie?
Chandler: Oh, I love it! Oh yes! Oh no, I know what you're thinking.
I mean, most guys are into that kind of shoot-em-up, y'know, T&A, gratuitous
nudity in film. But, uh, I find that kinda stuff degrading... to, uh...
well, to the human spirit.
Annie: Really.
Chandler: Oh yes. I mean, give me Holly Hunter's silent emotional
struggles any day. ...So, uh, what're you renting? [Annie gives him
the video] "Sorority House Massacre II". So I could've, uh,
pretty much just been myself.
Annie: So be yourself.
Chandler: Okay. [He smiles. Then he starts to fidget. Annie is
staring right at him. After a moment he walks straight out of the video
store without looking back.]
Transcribed by Lisa Keogh.
Carter is called to consult on a patient and he doesn't know what to do so he goes to ask the senior resident:- Dr Karubian or as we know him better David Schwimmer Ross from FRIENDS
[Carter opens the door we hear Dr Karubian sigh and turn, during this scence all we see is his feet]
Carter:- Dr.Karubian.
Karubian:- This better be good or you'll be draining rectal abscesses for the rest of your surgical residency.
Carter:- Post op, day 2, aneursim repair, crit's 30, stat's down to 90.
Karubian:- Is he on oxygen?
Carter:- Nasel Cannula, yes sir.
Karubian:- Try a mask and check his crit again in half an hour.
Carter:- Yes sir, thank you, thank you sir.
[Carter is about to leave]
Karubian:- It's Carter right?
Carter:- Yes sir that's right sir.
Karubian:- Shut up Carter and close the door.
[Carter follows these instructions cut to different scene]