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"Look I haven't seen anything."
"The security in this place wouldn't stop an incompetent burglar but
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"The only danger is from the inside ... nothing could get here without
us noticing."
"We can't hang around much longer."
"I'm really getting annoyed with this uniform."
"The reward justifies the means."
"And 30% of ... "
"We'll give it another week."
The eavesdropper heard his quarry move from their meeting place on the
scrub ground. Two weeks he had been waiting for something like this.
Two weeks to get at the upstart Yank, and this was better than he
could have guessed. Yet it wasn't quite enough, he needed just a
little more, and as his subjects moved so did he. Smythe walked back
to the school with a smile on his face.
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"You know Richie is coping with this far better than I thought he
would," MacLeod commented as he and Methos walked towards the
teachers' lounge. "I thought he'd object to staying much longer, but
he actually seems to be enjoying himself."
Methos raised his eyebrows and just grinned.
"Well have you seen how many girls are going all doe eyed over him?"
he countered.
Duncan grinned back.
"I suppose that could be a factor," he admitted cheerfully, "but
talking of admirers, how's Miss Demon? Been practising your French
have you?"
"You know that's really none of your business," Methos returned,
absolutely no emotion written on his face whatsoever.
MacLeod really didn't know if he'd hit a nerve or not, so he decided
to try and find out.
"Oh come on," he said, a mischievous glint his eye, "it's the whole
school's business. 'Would you like another cup of tea, Adam?'" Duncan
impression of a female voice really was terrible. The deep Highlander
tones really did not lend themselves to the task. "She's been all but
drooling over you since the moment she clapped eyes on you, and
there's a predatory glint in her eye."
Methos' eyebrows looked as if they were going to reach his hairline.
"And there I thought she was just being nice to the new teachers," he
said with mock innocence. "But look who's talking. I may be lusted
after by the French mistress, but at least I don't have half the
school's female population following me around. Do you know how many
girls have taken up self-defence in the last two weeks?"
Duncan's cheeks coloured slightly. It wasn't that the attention did
his ego any harm, but teenage girls weren't the most subtle of
creatures.
"You should hear what Richie picked up in the senior common room," the
older Immortal commented.
Of course as soon as he'd dangled the carrot he shut up, which was
really frustrating for the Highlander. MacLeod managed to resist for
all of five seconds.
"Okay," he said exasperatedly, "what did he hear?"
"Oh, nothing really," Methos replied with a very annoying smile.
"How would you like a trim you won't forget?" the Scotsman asked.
The substitute maths teacher just laughed.
"You really don't want to know," he replied and walked off.
Of course what Methos would never tell his companion was that he
didn't actually know what the senior common room had been saying,
because Richie had been tormenting him in exactly the same manner.
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Richie headed back towards the common room where he had left James,
and then his most favourite person in all the world stepped out from
one of the deserted class rooms.
[Smythe, when will you learn that it's better for your peace of mind
if you stay out of my way?]
"I'm onto you," the boy said acidly, "I know what you and your
partners in crime are up to."
[But no one invited Amanda on this trip.]
"What are you talking about this time, Smythe?" Richie asked
pointedly.
"I've been watching you, Dawson," the head boy spat back, "and you
finally slipped up."
The Immortal was in no mood for the jumped up little Hitler, and he
had to bite his tongue before he told him so.
"I saw you meet with Mr MacLeod and Mr Pierson, and I heard you
planning a robbery," Smythe played his trump card.
[If I was who you think I am, is this really the brightest thing to be
doing.]
Richie took a deep breath before he even attempted to form a reply.
"Look, you cretinous," [That really is a good word I've added to my
vocabulary.] , "misinformed tattletale," he was on a roll now. "I have
no idea how you got the impression that I, or anyone I associate with
has any intention of robbing this school. Yes I know MacLeod and
Pierson, but we have no intention of making off with any of the
treasures this school may contain. I have absolutely no intention of
telling you why I am here, but feel free to bring it up with the head
master. I'm sure he'll tell you to mind your own business as well."
Before he floored the annoying teenager Richie stalked off to where he
had intended to go.
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Richie was glad to see that James and Lucy were getting along so well,
but he was having more trouble avoiding Caroline than he cared to
admit. She was a lovely girl, had a bright personality, lovely smile,
and was one of the hottest things on two legs within the school gate.
That, however, did not change the fact that she was five years younger
than her current prey, and said prey really liked his anatomy the way
it was set up, and wouldn't like to see it after his real girl friend
got through with it if she ever found out he'd even glanced at
Caroline. The Immortal was in the middle of running away yet again,
when he found he'd been trapped in a pincer move.
Lucy and James had met up one way, Richie had headed off to a
discrete, hidden distance, and that was when Caroline walked up behind
him.
"Hi Richie," she greeted brightly, "been stiffed by the happy couple
again?"
"You could say that," the Immortal replied and smiled. It wasn't his
best, women fall at my feet smile, but he couldn't help the effect it
had on Caroline.
[Please go away. You really don't want anything to do with me. I kill
people, there's a sword under my bed. Okay so I only use it when I
have to, but...Oh geeze!]
She reached out and put her hand on his arm.
"I could keep you company," she said with an innocent bat of her eye
lids.
[If you're a na‹ve little good girl, I'm the Easter Bunny.]
"Actually I'm supposed to go and help Mr MacLeod clean out the games
store room in five minutes," Richie tried to get away, and Mac was the
only person he could think of who might be able to help. Going to
Methos was just not an option, the ancient Immortal would just delight
in making the situation stickier.
"Oh," Caroline said, "but I just saw Mr MacLeod get in his car and
head for town."
[Damn, blast ...]
"That's funny," Richie did a beautiful impression of surprised, so
much so that Caroline's expression said she believed him, "he must
have forgotten. Lucky for me I suppose, I can think of better things
to do than rearranging dusty old gym mats." [But not right now.]
The girl beamed at him, taking the comment as a compliment, even
though Richie was still trying to get away.
"I heard you're pretty hot with a pencil," Caroline launched into her
major play. "You could draw me if you like."
The crunch, she'd finally done it, now Richie was actually going to
have to tell her that this could go no further.
"Caroline," he said as gently as he could, "you are incredibly
beautiful, I would love to draw you ... but I can't lead you on. I'm
already attached. I have a girlfriend where I came from, and we're not
splitting up."
The girl looked crest fallen, and slowly the expression changed into
one of admiration.
"Oh, that's so romantic," she said, "and you're so sweet. You've been
avoiding me all this time just so you didn't have to break my heart."
Before he could resist she gave him a peck on the cheek.
"You're honour's safe with me," she said resolutely. "Now why don't
you tell me all about this lucky girl."
[Women!]
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Okay, life was good, and this Tuesday afternoon was devoid of anything
to do thanks to the Spring Staff v sixth form pupils hockey match. The
whole school would be out on the field to watch a mixture of the
senior girls and boys hockey teams take on a motley crew from the
staff room. Everything was fine until Monday afternoon when there was
a phone call to the games office, and suddenly the girls team were
playing away the next afternoon. That left some members of the boy's
team, a rapidly gathered reserve of their class mates and one space on
the team for the match. Richie knew he was in trouble as soon as the
five sixthformers approached him and James in the common room Monday
evening.
"Either of you play hockey," was the first question.
[Why do I think you're not going to be happy if we just say no.]
"Can't," James spoke up first, "absolutely no co-ordination for that
sort of thing. Tried it once and took out two windows before they
stopped me."
[Thanks, pal. No don't look at me like that Julia.]
It was one thing to be an outsider and just watch things going on, it
was another to have actually made friends with people and then try and
just watch.
"How about you, Richie?" the girl asked. "We'll be into the reserves'
reserves if you say no."
She was using feminine charm, and even if she was only eighteen she
was good at it.
"For the honour of the sixth form?" she pushed a little more.
"I've only ever played ice hockey," was the nearest thing to no that
Richie could manage.
"That's better than the rest," Paul, her companion said cheerfully.
"We need a left wing and you'll be perfect. You can't get it wrong."
{Wanna bet, Pauly?]
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So far so good, he hadn't had to touch the ball too much, and he
hadn't come up against Mac who was playing on the other team. These
were both very good things. It was half time already, there were no
major injuries, and the sixthformers were winning--just. They were
about to go back onto the pitch when the Highlander walked up behind
him.
"I'm ducking out of this half," the older Immortal said, and smiled as
if he was just making small talk before the next part of the match,
"I've just seen a car drive up to the front of the school and it's not
one we usually see around here."
"I'll keep an eye on James," Richie assured him.
The moment he said it his companion turned into the injured party. The
Highlander did a superb job of suddenly finding that he'd over taxed a
muscle in the back of his leg. He did so well in fact that at least
three female members of staff offered to walk him back to the main
buildings. He declined gracefully. Richie was grinning as he walked
back onto the pitch.
A little bit of running, two shots on goal and a lot of cheering later
he found out that Mac had been right to suspect the car. He was
standing there, trying to stay out of the match as much as possible
when he felt the presence of another Immortal. The major problem was
the fact that he was on the opposite side of the field to the
spectators. His eyes immediately found James, and a second later found
the long haired, young looking man who seemed ill at ease. There was a
suspicious looking bulge in the man's coat pocket, and Richie was
almost sure the Immortal was carrying a gun. He needed to get to James
before the stranger, but there was no way to do so without attracting
unwanted attention too soon.
"Over here," he suddenly yelled at one of the other forwards in the
pitch.
The ragged looking individual, having taken the last shot on goal was
only too happy to pass the ball to her team mate. For the first time
in the match Richie actually received the ball without wishing he
hadn't. He fixed the other Immortal with his eyes, stopped the ball
dead and prepared. The spanner in the works was Mr Gipson the biology
teacher charging straight for him.
"You do not want to be standing there," Richie said very firmly as the
member of staff went to tackle, and something in his eyes must have
really rammed home his point because the man moved.
[I hope you know what you're doing, Ryan.]
There was one chance, and one chance only. He lined up, drew his stick
back and then hit the ball with everything he had. It sailed through
the air very gracefully, and there was only one person near the field
not watching it. The Immortal drew his hand out of his pocket holding
a gun and a bright orange hockey ball sent the weapon flying in
completely the wrong direction.
"James, run!" Richie yelled at the top of his lungs and pointed
towards the science buildings only a hundred yards or so away.
When Richie started to move, so did his charge.
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It wasn't too difficult to spot that the Richie that half dragged him
round the science block and the Richie who had chatted endlessly about
motorcycles were not quite the same person. James had seen the gun,
although many hadn't, and he wanted to know what was going on.
"Okay," he said as they turned the corner and drew them both to a
stop, "what the hell was that all about?"
When Richie turned to face his charge he knew they weren't going any
further without some explanation.
"First, I'm not seventeen, second I'm here to protect you," the
Immortal explained. "Your mother saw some things in Switzerland and
you were both moved here to keep you out of harm's way. That man with
the gun was trying to kidnap you. I'm here to stop him, as are MacLeod
and Pierson. I would love to give you the full explanation, but that
guy isn't going to stay where he was long."
As if on cue the other Immortal came charging round the corner, and
the moment he was out of sight of the crowds he drew his sword.
"Oh shit," was all James could find to say.
"Go," Richie instructed very rapidly, "Mac's in the main building.
Find him and stay with him."
"What about you?" James asked, much to his credit, even if it was
stupid hanging around.
"I'll deal with our friend here," Richie told him confidently. "Don't
worry about me, I've done this before."
As James ran, the Immortals faced each other, one with a sword, and
one with a ... well a hockey stick--at least it was a large hunk of
wood. Clubs were useful in their own way.
"Let me pass," the strange Immortal said pointedly, "this is nothing
to do with you."
[Oh, please, do I look like I'm here to sample the food?]
"No dice, kimosabe," Richie replied.
Metal sliced straight towards him, and he ducked. He was sure the
hockey stick could take on flesh, but how it would do against a blade
was another matter entirely. This was not a duel, it wasn't going to
be won with anything but the dirtiest tactics. Richie went straight
for his adversaries groin, and hit home immediately. The look of
surprise on the Immortal's face was only second to the expression of
pain that followed it.
"Well it wasn't as if you were ever going to father children," Richie
comented as the man folded up.
At that moment, Smythe, Caroline and three other sixthformers rounded
the corner.
"Oh my god," was the first comment.
The Richie that stared at the head boy was in no way trying to look
like a seventeen year old school pupil, and it must have showed.
Several pairs of eyes were very round, including Caroline's.
"Why exactly are you here?" the head boy finally seemed to have
cottoned on that something more important than his ego was going on.
"Bodyguard," was all Richie said.
"I picked up this," Smythe said almost reverently and pulled the gun
out of his pocket.
There was almost a respect for the boy beginning to form in Richie's
mind, he wasn't a complete asshole after all. Smythe, however, wasn't
his main concern, James and Nicole were still in danger. Joe had
mentioned that David Cole was rarely alone, in fact he had an Immortal
friend he considered a brother. The man in agony on the floor looked
very much like the photograph of that friend.
"Anyone know how to use that?" he asked rapidly and all the pupils
looked at the gun.
"I do," Smythe said finally, "my father has taken me to the gun club
before."
"Then point it at him and if he regains nerve function any time soon
shoot him in the leg," Richie said rapidly. "I have to find James, he
could still be in big trouble."
Surprisingly Smythe didn't even hesitate, he just held the gun at the
ready. Richie picked up the fallen sword, turned and ran, even as
Caroline looked at the head boy with adoration in her eyes.
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The look on James face when he met Methos heading towards the playing
field said that everything was not great. When he blurted out the
story about the gun, the hockey ball, and Richie, the old man knew the
game was up.
"Richie said to find Mr MacLeod and stay with him," James repeated his
friend's instructions.
"That's probably the first good idea he's had in a while," Methos
returned quickly, "I'll help you find him."
The person most qualified to go up against David Cole was the
Highlander, after all that had been the main game plan from the
beginning. Methos had never been on for head on confrontations, and so
he went with what they'd discussed. Finding Duncan would be a lot
easier for him than it would be for James.
They were moving rapidly through main building towards the great hall
when Methos felt the familiar tingling run up his spine. He pulled
them to a stop straight away and looked around him.
"Highlander is that you?" he asked loudly.
"Not last time I looked," a voice said from just ahead of them, and a
man stepped out from a doorway.
He looked to be in his mid twenties, with short brown hair and a
penetrating stare. He also didn't appear very happy.
"I don't know who you are, and I don't care," Cole said coldly, "I
just want to boy."
"Well I'm sort of a friend of a friend," Methos replied calmly, "and
it just wouldn't be right to welch on a promise."
Before the other man could react the ancient Immortal pushed James
down a side corridor and they both ran. There was soon the sound of
three pairs of shoes on wood echoing around the school. Methos had
never been so pleased to feel the presence of another Immortal as when
the pair came up on the main hall from another direction and charged
in. Standing in the middle of the room, sword by his side was Duncan
MacLeod of the clan MacLeod, ready to do battle.
"Right behind us," Methos said and propelled James towards the other
side of the hall.
The plan was, they would just keep going and regroup later, but the
youth they were all trying to protect was having none of it. As David
Cole crashed through the doors into the hall, James stopped running
and turned to see what was going on. Methos knew stubborn
determination when he saw it and he gave into the inevitable fact that
James would shortly know there were people in the world who didn't
live by ordinary rules.
"You have to be the Highlander," Cole said as he realised there was
someone between him and his quarry.
"Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod," the Scotsman returned cordially,
"shall we get on with this?"
Cole was not arguing, and with a shrug of his shoulders dropped the
coat he was wearing and pulled out his own sword.
"If we have to," he replied.
They circled each other slowly as their audience watched.
"Was it you who paid this child's mother to spy on me?" the angry
Immortal asked. "Is this all your doing?"
"No," MacLeod said in a very even tone, "I'm just here to make sure
you don't get to the boy. You're acting on a misunderstanding, and
that can be very nasty for certain people."
Swords clashed as Cole took the opportunity to attack.
"I know treachery when I see it," the aggressor said as they broke
apart again, "I've been betrayed before."
"I know," the Highlander said calmly, "in fact I know a great deal
about you. Your name is David Cole, your companion for the last two
hundred and thirty years has been William Deter. You live together,
but contrary to popular opinion you are not lovers, merely brothers in
arms. You've been married twice in the last century and a half, but
not in the last twenty years. You trust no one outside your household,
and you are especially wary of spies because you were handed over to a
court by a priest that lived in your household. The court tortured you
and burnt you for Satanism."
Metal clashed again as the amount MacLeod knew angered his opponent
even more.
"How the hell do you know that?" he demanded as they pressed towards
each other, blade to blade.
"Because I'm friends with the people who were watching you," the
Highlander returned, "and who've been watching you for most of your
life. They've been watching me too, and every other of our kind they
know about."
Words came to an end as fury erupted into action in Cole. A hail of
blows fell on MacLeod's sword, but he brushed them aside. The man
fighting him was a good swordsman, but he was angry and his chronicle
showed he was not a great player in the game. He was no match for
Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod. When the Highlander saw that his
words were not going to stop this battle he put every effort into
finishing it with his weapon. They danced around the room for a while,
but it really didn't take long. Cole took a backwards step and caught
his leg on a chair at the side of the room. His arms flailed, but he
couldn't stop himself falling. Very rapidly he found himself sitting
in the heavy backed wooden chair, sword on the floor, and MacLeod's
sword at his throat.
"Get on with it," Cole said coldly as the Highlander paused.
"I am not you enemy," Duncan said very precisely looking directly into
his opponent's eyes. "I don't want to kill you."
Cole looked very confused, the events that were happening didn't fit
into his mindset.
"They watch us, Cole," MacLeod tried to explain, "that's all they do.
They don't interfere, and they've been watching you for centuries.
You're in no danger from them, and this boy and his mother are not a
threat. I promised a good friend I would protect them from you, and I
also promised that I would do my damnedest not to kill you. They know
why you came after them, they understand why you had to do it, and
they were hoping that Nicole and James would be long gone before you
found them. They didn't want any of this to happen. You've had another
Watcher from the moment they realised you'd seen Nicole. All they want
is to record what we are for when we're gone."
The look on Cole's face said he was on the verge of believing, but he
didn't look totally sure.
"What do I have to do to convince you?" the Highlander asked.
The other Immortal just looked at him, and suddenly Duncan knew what
to do. Slowly, so as not to alarm Cole he put his Katana on the next
chair, and then he put his hand out to the man he had been fighting
only moments before.
"I would like very much to be friends," MacLeod said calmly.
It was at that moment that Richie came trotting through the door in
full hockey kit.
"Will?" Cole was suddenly very worried as he saw his best friend's
sword.
"Nursing a very sore groin," Richie replied calmly, "but his head is
still intact."
That seemed to be the deciding factor and MacLeod found his hand
griped by strong fingers.
"I think maybe you should tell me more, Highlander," Cole said and
stood up.
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Considering the fact that James had discovered that the world wasn't
quite so simple as he had thought only three days before, he was doing
amazingly well. He and Nicole had had a long talk about exactly how
Immortals and Watchers fitted into the grand scheme of things, and he
was taking it incredibly well. Richie had also done his share of
talking as the youth adjusted to the fact that his new friend was in
fact twenty three and habitually wielded a sword.
Cole and Deter had been spirited away as if by the under cover agents,
but in fact back to their hotel. They seemed to have accepted the
existence of Watchers with more relief than anything else. David had
been terrified of being followed for years and he finally knew that it
was harmless. Against all advice Nicole had actually gone to see the
two Immortals, and by all accounts there had been a mutual apology.
They were never actually going to be friends, but the danger was over.
Since the need for a new identity was now cancelled there was no need
for Nicole and James to rush on to a new place. The local Watcher
community was a few people short, James had actually settled into
Woodfords, and so the family decided to stay. That meant it was only
the Immortals who were leaving.
"So you finally managed to extract yourself from the embrace of
Isabelle then," Richie commented as Methos finally appeared from the
school building.
The cars were packed and ready to go, they had been waiting for over
twenty minutes for the ancient Immortal to appear.
"The poor woman was distraught, the French are an emotional people you
know," Methos quipped back. "What was I supposed to do--leave without
a proper goodbye? A hero never does that."
"I must write that in my diary," MacLeod commented dryly, "Methos the
hero."
"You can't hold me to that," the ancient man responded with a grin, "I
never said I agreed with the assessment."
"Are you three quite finished?" Joe asked from where he was standing
next to Nicole and James.
"With the old man around," Richie said cheerfully, "not likely."
The three Immortals headed over to the small group.
"Well I guess this is goodbye," James said and stuck out his hand,
"thanks for everything."
"Our pleasure," Richie responded and shook the offered limb. "Don't
let the food get you down and don't double date with Smythe."
James grinned. The whole group exchanged farewells with just a touch
of sadness before climbing into the vehicles.
[Well goodbye Woodfords. I have survived, I am sane, I am never doing
this again no matter how long I live.]
"Joe," he said, turning to the Watcher as the man started the car, "if
you ever have a crazy idea like this again, make sure I'm on a
different continent." The
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