| Name
of File |
Description |
File
Size |
| 111_ALARMCLOCK.WAV |
Oh, what a nice
alarm clock. Thank you Stan. |
38kb |
| 111_BECOMEALES.WAV |
I've been
licking this carpet for 3 hours and I still don't
feel like a lesbian. |
201kb |
| 111_BLAKH.WAV |
Wendy shows off
her ability to speak Iraqi. |
73kb |
| 111_BOX.WAV |
My mom said I
all have to do is chow on this box... |
45kb |
| 111_BUTTLORD.WAV |
She wasn't
looking at you, Buttlord, she was looking at me. |
86kb |
| 111_BUYPRESENTS.WAV |
I'm gonna buy
her a vaccum cleaner, chicks love vaccum cleaners... |
65kb |
| 111_BYEBYE.WAV |
I told her...
don't... fuck... with... Wendy... Testaburger. |
119kb |
| 111_CARTMANLAUGH1.WAV |
Hahahaha - that
is so lame! |
123kb |
| 111_CARTMANLAUGH2.WAV |
Ahhhahahhah! |
60kb |
| 111_CENTEROFSUN.WAV |
What I'd really
like to do is load her into a rocket... |
34kb |
| 111_CHEER.WAV |
Mr. Garrison
won't be teaching for a while, he has to have
surgery. |
81kb |
| 111_CHEFSONG.WAV |
No, baby, there's
no substitute (no substitute) for you... |
340kb |
| 111_CHOCOLATEPIE.WAV |
I got Ms. Ellen
a chocolate pie, but I... left it at home. |
47kb |
| 111_CONTACT.WAV |
Oh stop!
That movie was terrible! |
232kb |
| 111_CRIMES.WAV |
For crimes
against this country, you are hereby sentenced to
be... |
33kb |
| 111_CRUISE.WAV |
I can't afford
a cruise, dude! |
67kb |
| 111_DAMNITTOHELL.WAV |
Damn this
beautiful face of mine, damn it to hell! |
147kb |
| 111_DEADANIMAL.WAV |
Oh, why, its a
dead animal! Thank you Wendy! |
54kb |
| 111_DEPENDS.WAV |
When someone
gets as old as you, do they have to wear Depends
undergarments? |
34kb |
| 111_DETERGENT.WAV |
...Crazy
cracker's always leaving their laundry detergent
all over the place. |
73kb |
| 111_DIE.WAV |
Oh, Wendy, you
wore black leather too... we're like sisters! |
114kb |
| 111_DINNERONME.WAV |
The person who
scored the highest on the test and gets to have
dinner on me... is... |
85kb |
| 111_DOMYJOB.WAV |
Fine Chef, just
let me do my job before I get fired. |
64kb |
| 111_ELTONJOHN.WAV |
Wow, Wendy
looks just like that chick from Grease, Elton
John. |
56kb |
| 111_ENTIREMOVIE.WAV |
Waited through
the entire movie to find out the alien was her
god damned father. |
50kb |
| 111_ERASERS.WAV |
Would anyone
mind cleaning my erasers after class? |
93kb |
| 111_ERINGRAY.WAV |
Or is she Erin
Gray in the 2nd season of Buck Rodgers beautiful? |
160kb |
| 111_EVERYBODYDOWN.WAV |
Down, down!
Everybody down! |
84kb |
| 111_EWWWW.WAV |
Stan has a bit
of gastrointestinal problems near Wendy... |
86kb |
| 111_EXCUSEME.WAV |
Are we making
love now? |
17kb |
| 111_FATTERLESBIAN.WAV |
No, you're a
fatter lesbian then me. |
25kb |
| 111_FEWHUNDRED.WAV |
Hey, that's the
life of a model, bay-bee. |
53kb |
| 111_FREAK.WAV |
No I'm not
acting like a FREAK! |
222kb |
| 111_FRIENDS.WAV |
Stan, I'm your
teacher, we're only friends. |
53kb |
| 111_GARRISONSBACK.WAV |
Oh, no, Mr.
Garrison's back! |
72kb |
| 111_GRANDMA.WAV |
We just got a
call in the office... your grandmother just died. |
53kb |
| 111_GREATPARTY.WAV |
Great party
Wendy. |
37kb |
| 111_HAKEEM.WAV |
This woman is a
traitor to our government... |
84kb |
| 111_HERPES.WAV |
I didn't want
people at school to know, so I told them I had
herpes. |
50kb |
| 111_HETEROSEXUAL.WAV |
In other words
children, she's not a member of the heterosexual
persuasion. |
47kb |
| 111_HISTAN.WAV |
Wendy needs to
raise her voice to be heard... |
71kb |
| 111_HOTANDSEXY.WAV |
Being hot and
sexy is fun for a while, but it sure does get
boring. |
64kb |
| 111_HOWDOILOOK.WAV |
I feel weak...
how do I look? |
40kb |
| 111_IMCHEF.WAV |
Oh, hello... I'm
Chef! |
50kb |
| 111_IMMATURE.WAV |
You guys are so
immature, you act like eight year olds. |
20kb |
| 111_IRAQIFUGITIVE.WAV |
Wow, I can't
believe Ms. Ellen was a criminal Iraqi fugitive. |
40kb |
| 111_IRONY.WAV |
Wow, what
incredible irony. |
36kb |
| 111_KILLEDKENNY.WAV |
Oh my god, she
killed Kenny! You bastard! |
611kb |
| 111_KINGLESBIAN.WAV |
Screw you guys,
I'm King Lesbian. |
18kb |
| 111_KISSINGASS.WAV |
I'm not kissing
ass, you stupid slut. |
41kb |
| 111_LADYKILLER.WAV |
I'm a lady
killer, Mr. Hat! |
50kb |
| 111_LEAVEOFF.WAV |
We were
learning about how Yasmine Bleeth was going with
that Richard Greico guy... |
77kb |
| 111_LEFTARM.WAV |
You know what
they say about women with one arm longer then the
other. |
101kb |
| 111_LESBIANSTOO.WAV |
... all we have
to do is become lesbians too! |
57kb |
| 111_LICKCARPET.WAV |
My mom said,
that if you want to become a lesbian, you have to
lick carpet. |
37kb |
| 111_LOSERGIFT.WAV |
*Cough* Loser
gift, loser gift. *Cough* |
41kb |
| 111_LOVESONG.WAV |
Wendy's little
love song about Stan... |
398kb |
| 111_MAKARAKESH.WAV |
Here is a black
and white photo of Ms. Ellen with our leader. |
41kb |
| 111_MAKEOVER.WAV |
Bebe, I need a
makeover. |
25kb |
| 111_MAKINGLOVE.WAV |
You have to
make love down by the fire, that's what Chef said... |
193kb |
| 111_MEANDSTAN.WAV |
Wendy, there's
nothing between me and Stan. |
92kb |
| 111_MEANSUBSTITUTE.WAV |
That mean old
substitute isn't going to stop until she takes
everything from me, Bebe. |
48kb |
| 111_MOLE.WAV |
Well, did you
notice the mole on the back of her neck with the
hair growing out of it? |
70kb |
| 111_MONKEY.WAV |
Yeah man,
someone's got to pull this monkey out of Wendy's
ass. |
228kb |
| 111_MOVININ.WAV |
Uh-oh, Chef's
moving in on Ms. Ellen. |
29kb |
| 111_MSELLENINTRO.WAV |
Principal
Victoria introduces the new substitute to the
kids... |
148kb |
| 111_MULTIPLICATION.WAV |
What's a
multiplication table? |
14kb |
| 111_NORESPECT.WAV |
We don't have
respect for Mr. Garrison. |
81kb |
| 111_NOSEIWANT.WAV |
Wow, that's it!
That's the nose I want. |
85kb |
| 111_NOSEJOB.WAV |
Wow, that's a
pretty good nosejob. |
39kb |
| 111_OHCOOL.WAV |
We will take
her back to Iraq immediately. |
26kb |
| 111_OHHI.WAV |
Oh... hi, Wendy. |
20kb |
| 111_OTHERLESBIANS.WAV |
All you need to
know is Ms. Ellen is a lesbians and that means
she only likes other lesbians. |
57kb |
| 111_PLEBIAN.WAV |
A plebian!? |
66kb |
| 111_PSYCHO.WAV |
Don't fuck with
me! You heard me! Stay away from my man,
bitch... |
260kb |
| 111_PUKE.WAV |
Stan loses his
lunch... |
5kb |
| 111_QUARTERLESBIAN.WAV |
My grandma was
Dutch Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that
makes me a quarter lesbian. |
69kb |
| 111_RAGINGLESBIAN.WAV |
I can't wait
for Ms. Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am. |
84kb |
| 111_RIGHTTEAM.WAV |
Children, Ms.
Ellen doesn't exactly play for the right team. |
31kb |
| 111_RISKS.WAV |
...so
terrifyingly hungry that you are forced to live
in the sewers, only emerging at at night... |
120kb |
| 111_SAUSAGE.WAV |
Oh, thank you
very much Kenny. This is a very scrumptious
looking sausage. |
74kb |
| 111_SAVEYOURSELF.WAV |
Mr. Hat!
Save yourself! |
69kb |
| 111_SAYAGAIN.WAV |
Mmmmph mmm mmm
mpphf! You can say that again! |
35kb |
| 111_SCREWHOTCHICKS.WAV |
I've decided to
quit teaching and do what I've always dreamed of
doing... |
123kb |
| 111_SHADOWDANCING.WAV |
Mr. Garrison
struts down the street to his new theme... |
274kb |
| 111_SHOEBOX.WAV |
It's time to
whip out the eclipse shoeboxes! |
83kb |
| 111_SHUTUP.WAV |
Ms. Ellen
pleads for her life before being launched into
the sun. |
64kb |
| 111_SMACK.WAV |
Oh boy, I'm
going to need some more smack. |
48kb |
| 111_SOLONGSUB.WAV |
Don't let the
door hit your ass on the way out now! |
78kb |
| 111_SORRY.WAV |
It's ok Stan...
everything's going to be... okay! |
43kb |
| 111_STANPUKES1.WAV |
Dude, you had
waffles for breakfast, huh? |
154kb |
| 111_STICKITIN.WAV |
Did you stick
it in... |
61kb |
| 111_STRANGE.WAV |
I've been
thinking Wendy... this whole outcome is pretty
strange. |
42kb |
| 111_SWEETLOVE.WAV |
Chef's going to
make sweet love to Ms. Ellen. |
28kb |
| 111_TAKEHERAWAY.WAV |
Well Ms.
Makarakesh, you certainly tried to put one over
on us, boy howdy! |
74kb |
| 111_TEARGAS.WAV |
If they get out
of control, just use this teargas, ok? |
24kb |
| 111_WHATEVER.WAV |
Stan, we're
still Valentines, right? |
32kb |
| 111_WHATSUP.WAV |
Hi guys, what's
up? |
52kb |
| 111_WILLYOUSTAY.WAV |
Much to Wendy's
dismay, Principal Victoria asks Ms. Ellen to stay. |
43kb |
| 111_WISH.WAV |
Oh, man, I wish
I knew how to spell! |
17kb |
| 111_YEP.WAV |
We've got to
learn how to do this dude. Yep! |
16kb |
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