Spit

Standing in the shower watching the
water-level rise upwards in the bath
as my shedding hair increasingly
blocked the plughole, I realised I was
too stoned to stop myself from pissing.

As the warm dilute solution of soap and
urine played about my ankles,
I suddenly thought, 'hey, there is a God.
I have faith.'

Then I thought 'Naah'.

Made me want to spit.