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(Asked Questions)

What is Swallow?

Swallow is an erratically produced webzine of no significance whatsoever. It comes out every week, every fortnight, every month, quarterly, or every few years or so, as its appallingly lackadaisical one-man editorial team sees fit.

Can I contribute?

Perhaps. Please send all contributions to badeditor at waz.easynet.co.uk, in plain text format. You can send them in Word format if you like, but we might not read them, since we don't have Word.

Please note. From now on, all contributions must be accompanied with two photographs of the author, one in black and white, and one in colour, holding a small animal. Like this. However, please note again that if the total size of the email comes to more than 100K, it will be deleted unread, so make sure those images aren't too big. Thanks.

What's with this 'we' shit?

We don't know.

Do you really mean it about those pictures?

You see a picture of me with a small animal anywhere on this site?

I don't get it

There's probably nothing for you to get then. Don't worry.