| Born: | 1973 |
| Demeanor: | Sarcastic. |
| Loves: | Coffee; snacks; not having to do anything. |
| Hates: | Blatant stupidity. |
| Prized possession: | Marin Hawk Hill. |
| Sex: | Female. |
| Turn-ons: | Anything electronic. |
| Past shame: |
Once had a £1500-a-day Faberge Egg habit. |
| Hat-off to: | A.G.Bell. |