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| Occupation: | Barfly. |
| Best friends: | Homer; Moe; Duff. |
| Favorite meal: | Peanuts from the garbage can; beer from ashtrays. |
| Expert on: | The sting of mace; cheese omelets; belching. |
| Regular source of income: | The Springfield Sperm Bank. |
| Past shames: | Dropped his cummerbund in the toilet at high school reunion; mistook a Girls Scout meeting for an AA meeting. |
| Quote: | "Uh, Oh. My heart just stopped... Ah, there it goes." |