"The Spring In Springfield"

(Bart After Dark 4F06)

(Homer) You could close down Moe's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart, And nobody would care.
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in
our Maison Derriere...
(Belle) We're the sauce on your steak,
we're cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield.
(Dancer#1) We're the lace on the nightgown,
(Dancer#2) The point after touchdown,
(Belle & dancing girls) Yes, we put the spring
in Springfield.
(Belle) We're that little extra spice
that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill, At a reasonable price!
(Lovejoy) Our only major quarrel's with your
total lack of morals.
(Dancer#1) Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad!
(Dancer#2) They seem to entertain your dad!
(Belle & dancing girls) The gin in your matini,
the clams on your linguine,
Yes we keep the ("boing" sound effect)
in Springfield!
(Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner) We remember our
first visit,
(Mayor Quimby) The service was exquisite!
(Mrs. Quimby) Why, Joseph, I had no idea!
(Mayor Quimby) Come on now, you were working here!
(Grampa & Jasper) Without it we'd have had no fun
since the March of 1961!
(Bart) To shut it down now would be twisted,
(Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney) We just heard
this place existed!
(Dancers) We're the highlights in your hairdo,
(Apu) The extra arms on Vishnu!
(Dancers) So don't take the
(Barney opens a jack-in-the-box)
(Men) We won't take the
(Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle)
(Everyone) Yes, let's keep the
(Moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
in Springfield!