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| Occupation: | Springfield entrepreneur. |
| Enterprises: | The Frying Dutchman restaurant (formerly The Rusty Barnacle); recordings of old sea shanties including "Blow the Man Down" and "In the Navy". |
| Secret shame: | Exposed by Lionel Hutz as not a real captain. |
| Dream: | To sail around the world on three vessels searching for riches. |
| Quote: | "Aahrr! Is it more ice tea you be needin'?" |