HOMER SIMPSON

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Age: 36
Weight: Between 239 and 260lbs.
Occupation: Worker drone/safety inspector, Sector 7G, SNPP. (Holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.)
Favorite foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts.
Favorite beverage: Duff.
Surgeries: A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of the aforementioned foods.
Favorite pastime: Sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking beer.
Says: "D'oh!" when upset, "Mmm..." when tempted.