| Age: | 36 |
| Weight: | Between 239 and 260lbs. |
| Occupation: | Worker drone/safety inspector, Sector 7G, SNPP. (Holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.) |
| Favorite foods: | Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts. |
| Favorite beverage: | Duff. |
| Surgeries: | A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of the aforementioned foods. |
| Favorite pastime: | Sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking beer. |
| Says: | "D'oh!" when upset, "Mmm..." when tempted. |