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| Full Name: | Miss Elizabeth Hoover. |
| Suffers: | "Psychosomatic" Lyme Disease; 2nd Grade. |
| Thinks: | Monorails are "awfully loud". |
| Likes: | Oral extra credit questions. |
| Features as: | A tape recording in Lisa's strike kit. (Together with a math book, a picture of Springfield Elementary, and fish sticks from the cafeteria.) |
| Quote: | "This is nothing but dead white male bashing from a P.C thug. It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a good husband." |