"Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart"

(Homer and Apu 1F10)

Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to
or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to
which I'd rather call my home...
When I first arrived you were all such jerks
But now I've come to looove your quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophize
Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightful fella
Sorry 'bout the salmonella
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart...
(Marge) Their floors are sticky-mart!
(Lisa) They made Dad sicky-mart!
(Bart) Let's hurl a bricky-mart!
(Homer) That Kwik-E-Mart's is real - D'oh!
(All) Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
(Apu) Not me!