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| Main occupation: | Bus driver for Springfield Elementary School. |
| Favorite songs: | "Freebird"; "Purple Haze"; "Frankenstein"; "Iron Man". |
| Literary interests: | Stuff from the vampire's point of view. |
| Funky friend: | Snake. |
| Driving record: | Fifteen accidents and not a single fatality. |
| Quote: | "The only thing I was ever good at was driving a bus and now "The Man" says I need a piece of paper to do that." |