"We Are The Mediocre Presidents"

(I Love Lisa 9F13)

We are the mediocre presidents!
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's
Fillmore and there's Hayes!
There's William Henry Harrison,
"I died in thirty days!"
We are the adequate, forgettable,
occasionally regrettable caretaker
presidents of the U.S.A.!