"See My Vest"

(Two Dozen And One Greyhounds 2F18)

You see, some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
is an outfit that looks good...
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter!
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, a vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest.
Like my loafers,
Former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffers,
But a greyhound for tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veesssst!