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| Full name: | Clancy Wiggum. |
| Father of: | Ralph Wiggum. |
| Position: | Chief of Police, Springfield. |
| Physique: | Rotund. |
| Personally handles: | All calls involving donut shops, ice cream parlors, and food processing plants. |
| Prime nemesis: | Mayor Quimby. |
| Morals & ethics: | Few. |
| Intellectual level: | Common sense challenged; mixes up police terms, such as DOA and DWI. |
| Quote: | "Do not be alarmed, continue swimming naked. Aww, c'mon, continue! Come on! Awww...alright, Lou, open fire." |